on A Better God by Dovina
18 Jul 2006, 10:24 AM
You'd make a better god than that Christian idiot some people like.
on A Reflective Window by lukehanney
24 Jul 2006, 3:45 AM
Verging on doggerel in some parts, so I'll be generous and give it 3/10.
on A Reflective Window by lukehanney
24 Jul 2006, 3:45 AM
Verging on doggerel in some parts, so I'll be generous and give it 3/10.
on Golden Showers by mrs smith
24 Jul 2006, 2:28 AM
This is a really lovely poem, so meaningful and awe-inspiring.
on Golden Showers by mrs smith
24 Jul 2006, 2:31 AM
This is a really lovely poem, so meaningful and awe-inspiring.
on -750,000 in Rwanda by ALChemy
25 Jul 2006, 8:29 AM
Very amusing indeed. Certainly doesn't deserve its low ratings! Here's a 10 4 U.
on When Gravity Unmakes You by Enkidu
3 Aug 2006, 4:35 PM
Total over-punctuated bollocks.
on Ode to Nicholas Jones by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:29 PM
Garbage.
on ODE TO NICHOLAS JONES III by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:24 PM
Boring drivel. My cat writes better poetry.
on ITS A SHAMBLES by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:27 PM
Dreary working class rubbish. How I rejoice that the scum filth ugly white van proletarian English football yobs saw their vile and pathetic dreams CRUSHED to fucking pulp earlier this year. We pray for their drunklen deaths.
on Aristocrats(Madlib for all those shock poets) by ALChemy
10 Aug 2006, 6:56 AM
I see little point in retailing an unoriginal and censored version of the world's stalest joke. I wish I could give this lower than zero. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's neither funny, nor rude, nor anything else.
If you want an offensive joke, ask me. Here's a sample of a slightly offensive one.
Q. What's the difference between an Israeli soldier and a bucket of shit?
A. The handle.
If you want an offensive joke, ask me. Here's a sample of a slightly offensive one.
Q. What's the difference between an Israeli soldier and a bucket of shit?
A. The handle.
on Skellington Bakery by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
10 Aug 2006, 7:23 AM
Long-winded but learned.
on some deleted poem
10 Aug 2006, 7:27 AM
Placards. Not placcards.
You seem to have something against Muslims, just because they hate Jews perhaps. Well, not all Muslims and not all Jews. The Muslims who have been thrown out of their land by the people who call themselves Israelis, probably hate Jews.
You seem to have something against Muslims, just because they hate Jews perhaps. Well, not all Muslims and not all Jews. The Muslims who have been thrown out of their land by the people who call themselves Israelis, probably hate Jews.
on Mr. Pig's Theme by Mr. Pig
10 Aug 2006, 11:46 AM
Lovely.
on The Girl With the Tye-Dyed Hair by wilco
11 Aug 2006, 12:06 PM
Interesting narrative but a cop-out ending.
on Reminder of Failure by Miggy
11 Aug 2006, 12:08 PM
A bit Lenny Cohen-ny!
on Fragrant Love by Engelbert Humpalot
10 Aug 2006, 11:40 AM
What a charming little tale. It reminds me of my late husband Bert. He would often get home late at night reeking of cheap aftershave after some nameless activities in the park with his bumboy friends.
on Guilt Trip by thepinkbunnyofdoom
10 Aug 2006, 11:48 AM
Crap.
on Love Squirts by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
10 Aug 2006, 11:50 AM
You bumboy friends will have a rough passage.