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Ass-love (Free verse) by mrs smith
I love to sniff my boyfriends ass Just before he takes a dump Yahoo!!!! Here comes another lump.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.5
Weighted score: 7.483268
Overall Rank: 9
Posted: June 25, 2006 3:24 PM PDT; Last modified: June 25, 2006 3:24 PM PDT
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[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.48.65 | 24-Jul-06/2:33 AM | Reply
God bless you for writing this little gem of a poem. Would there were more people like you in the world!
[10] Sing4Jesus! @ 87.80.134.60 | 23-Aug-06/9:53 AM | Reply
Jesus farts for you!
[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.210.211.96 | 13-Sep-06/6:15 PM | Reply
I know exactly what you mean. That "pre-dump" sniff is a winner.
[9] Blind Fart @ 195.194.75.209 | 7-Dec-06/8:35 AM | Reply
What a pity no farting in this one! But still it's anal.
[10] deleted user @ 85.210.210.92 | 16-Jan-07/6:09 PM | Reply
Give give give it 2 me up the ass!
[n/a] rabbi sammy schtupp @ 127.0.0.1 | 9-Feb-21/8:58 AM | Reply
Oy! Oy! Oy!
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