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ODE TO NICHOLAS JONES III (Free verse) by lukehanney {Sorry to repeat myself and if I end up doing more repeats than ITV but
anyway...}
I'm Nicholas Jones, I'm so poetic,
I'm such a charmer, I'm so magnetic!
My poems are as sweet as sugar,
But I can't read them...I'm diabetic.
I'm Nicholas Jones, I'm just so good,
I'm more of a legend than Robin Hood!
But the diference between me and that people's hero
Is that I'm a better actor than Robert De Niro.
I'm Nicholas Jones, I'm known worldwide,
I'm oh so good, and full of pride,
But I have one problem which makes me grumble..
When your as good as I am, its hard to be humble!
Up the ladder:
Bowed
Down the ladder:
I hate your guts and think you're stupid
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.5789475
Posted: December 2, 2002 4:30 AM PST; Last modified: December 2, 2002 4:30 AM PSTWeighted score: 6.5040646 Overall Rank: 680 Comments:
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2-Dec-02/5:04 AM
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excellent, and you will annoy people further with the Robert De Niro reference no doubt.
this is very funny. i had no idea that nicholas jones was such a resource for the poet in you.
top shelf! 8 swastikas!
This is very funny. Worth a nine. Regrettably, very few people know me outside of my own head.
By the way, I'm genuinely honoured by being the recipient of these poems. I'm serious now, and not taking the piss.
it's very clever, 7-8
'But I can't read them...I'm diabetic' is probably the funniest thing I've come across this week.
Boring drivel. My cat writes better poetry.
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