{Sorry to repeat myself and if I end up doing more repeats than ITV but anyway...} I'm Nicholas Jones, I'm so poetic, I'm such a charmer, I'm so magnetic! My poems are as sweet as sugar, But I can't read them...I'm diabetic. I'm Nicholas Jones, I'm just so good, I'm more of a legend than Robin Hood! But the diference between me and that people's hero Is that I'm a better actor than Robert De Niro. I'm Nicholas Jones, I'm known worldwide, I'm oh so good, and full of pride, But I have one problem which makes me grumble.. When your as good as I am, its hard to be humble!