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Limerick № 27662

late night activities

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Nov 2002 · 7 comments

there once was a boy named jack, who was totally a guru in the sack, his girlfriend would come over and give him the eye, and a short bit later scream out quite a sigh, "no wonder all the ladies want to keep coming back"

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7 comments

[10] deleted user 27-Nov-02/11:12 PM Reply
omgoth :* *censored*
[3] horus8 27-Nov-02/11:31 PM Reply
here's a mouth guard, so when the smack down comes..you don't bite your tongue off.m
[n/a] sooz › horus8 27-Nov-02/11:37 PM Reply
eh? i figure you don't need a mouth guard your boyfriends prolly into the gumming.
[7] Caducus 28-Nov-02/1:46 AM Reply
mmmm shenanigans in the sack, great for thursday mornings, scrap that - any morning
[0] <~> 28-Nov-02/11:09 PM Reply
now why didn't your army of anonimi vote this one up the ladder?
[4] Robert K Foster 17-Jan-03/11:31 AM Reply
again, line lengths disrupt what the rhythm should be.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 21-Jun-06/4:46 AM Reply
Pathetically unfunny. I have seen funnier things in my underpants.