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late night activities (Limerick) by sooz
there once was a boy named jack, who was totally a guru in the sack, his girlfriend would come over and give him the eye, and a short bit later scream out quite a sigh, "no wonder all the ladies want to keep coming back"

Down the ladder: This is Bad

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.631579
Weighted score: 3.6964774
Overall Rank: 13507
Posted: November 27, 2002 11:11 PM PST; Last modified: November 27, 2002 11:11 PM PST
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[10] deleted user @ 66.75.115.91 | 27-Nov-02/11:12 PM | Reply
omgoth :* *censored*
[3] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 27-Nov-02/11:31 PM | Reply
here's a mouth guard, so when the smack down comes..you don't bite your tongue off.m
[n/a] sooz @ 66.75.115.91 > horus8 | 27-Nov-02/11:37 PM | Reply
eh? i figure you don't need a mouth guard your boyfriends prolly into the gumming.
[7] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 28-Nov-02/1:46 AM | Reply
mmmm shenanigans in the sack, great for thursday mornings, scrap that - any morning
[0] <~> @ 67.84.171.10 | 28-Nov-02/11:09 PM | Reply
now why didn't your army of anonimi vote this one up the ladder?
[4] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.99.100 | 17-Jan-03/11:31 AM | Reply
again, line lengths disrupt what the rhythm should be.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.13.138 | 21-Jun-06/4:46 AM | Reply
Pathetically unfunny. I have seen funnier things in my underpants.
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