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Free verse № 41046

Ode to necrophilia

by Bobjim

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Feb 2003 · 18 comments

Some people like to screw older people But that is not my scene Some people like granny porn (mmmm.....granny) sorry, where was I? Um, anyway. Lets just skip to the grand finale! Necrophilia is good Necrophilia is great I like a piece of mouldy meat In my....ass? (one day I should learn to give a shit...)

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18 comments

[n/a] Nanshe 24-Feb-03/9:34 PM Reply
Wouldn't that lead to coprophilia?
[0] razorgrin 25-Feb-03/1:41 PM Reply
bah. my necrophilia poems were much better. so were all the ones I wrote about unusual anal stimulation. bah again.
[0] Ranger 5-Apr-03/9:05 AM Reply
Not nearly enough zeros. At all. Here's one more for your count, though, young Bobby J.
[3] nentwined 14-Dec-05/6:07 PM Reply
last line's pretty funny.
[0] Sisterwolf 28-Dec-05/11:05 AM Reply
I think you are relying on shock value to carry
your write. The lines "sorry, where was I", and "uh, anyway" really disturb the flow. Granny grinding and
necrophelia are disturbing concepts that need to be offered with much more seriousness and devotion to art.
[10] Glasseyez 9-Feb-06/9:09 PM Reply
Are you a vegetarian?
[n/a] Bobjim › Glasseyez 16-Feb-06/12:34 PM Reply
How dare you!
[0] terbenaw › Bobjim 9-Mar-06/3:01 AM Reply
I think you are... veggie burger anyone?
[0] Ranger › terbenaw 9-Mar-06/4:03 AM Reply
No! I gave up veggie burgers for Lent!
[0] terbenaw 25-Feb-06/1:24 AM Reply
Are you trying to make the worst poem I've read? If so, you've succeeded. Besides the fact that the poem is sickening in its message, its design is shaky and crappy... I think I'm gonna go puke now.
[n/a] Bobjim › terbenaw 25-Feb-06/5:30 AM Reply
Why thank you. That's just what I was aiming for.
[0] terbenaw › Bobjim 9-Mar-06/3:01 AM Reply
You need to seek professional help...
[0] Fayt › terbenaw 10-Mar-06/10:20 AM Reply
agreed...
[3] deleted user 10-Jun-06/4:31 AM Reply
Bad bad bad
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove 18-Jun-06/5:46 PM Reply
Have I read this before? Probably. In someone else's obituary perhaps!
[10] creepshow 21-Aug-06/6:01 PM Reply
Any form of necrophilia is good and pleasant and beautiful..The odors...ah, so noxious it is vibrantly erotic, kissing blue pale lips, cold and hard...anyways, great stuff, but this is just bare bones...You need more MEAT, and substance (potatoes)...my suggestion is this: go into the graveyard at night, and just sit there for a while, inhale the air, poke around, let the dead give you mental stimulation...then come back and tell us all about your exploits about necrophilia...God bless you, 666!
[7] deleted user 12-Mar-07/11:49 AM Reply
boring.old hat.make way for the new shit bu SHUUSIT!
[10] conny lingers 23-Jan-23/9:39 AM Reply
Quite nice