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A naughty strumpet (Limerick) by John Rambo There once was a cunt from Ole Miss
She loved to get banged and drink piss
Her bath? Golden showered!
Her anus? deflowered!
Her gunk-laden quim sauce is bliss!
Up the ladder:
Salvatore Quasimodo: Agrigentum Road
Down the ladder:
A love apple's just a tomato (edit of "Uprooting")
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Posted: May 28, 2006 7:02 PM PDT; Last modified: May 28, 2006 7:02 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.3099275 Overall Rank: 3591 Comments:
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MacFrantic @ 172.197.62.26
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29-May-06/6:23 PM
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Brilliant! *10*
This is pretty much the ultimate limerick. Taboo no longer exists.
This is a lovely little poem and may God bless you for it. On the other hand she may well screw you with a 12 inch nail instead.
Jesus loves you!
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