Re: a comment on Punk Rock Christmas by unknown^user	10-Aug-04/9:05 AM
I once smoked a whole kilo of 'the drug ecstasy'. Nearly blew my clarkies to chutney town. Next time someone offered me 'the drug ecstasy' I told them: NO, I DON'T USE THE HORSE.
Re: a comment on Punk Rock Christmas by unknown^user	10-Aug-04/9:01 AM
"I would ask that comments such as the previous not be posted publicly so as not to discourage the more shy who might otherwise have something to add, but hesitate for fear of reprisal from users whom they would criticize." There are too many negations in that sentence. May I not be disallowed from suggesting the following, less daft alternative? "Comments such as the previous may discourage shy users from contributing."
Re: a comment on Punk Rock Christmas by unknown^user	10-Aug-04/6:57 AM
You raving frankfurter of idiocy. For pity's sake what's your problem? This is poemeranker. A site for ranking poemes. And if you post your poemes on a site for ranking poemes, then presumably you want your poemes to be ranked? Presumably you want other people to read the work you have smeared into the public domain and give you their honest opinion of it? Isn't that what you want? No. You just want people to mindlessly praise everything you do. You grotesque urchin.
Re: a comment on A Letter to You by QuirkyWonder	9-Aug-04/9:27 AM
I bet it's a rubbish song. I bet your friend is rubbish.
Re: a comment on Mr. Stryker, Do You Really Want Some Kind of War? by cat	9-Aug-04/6:02 AM
Dunce. You post a comment listing the COMPLEATE LIST OF BUNCOMBE DODGES on someone's poeme, in reply to one of their comments, and then get all uppity when, surprise, surprise, they think you were talking about them. For pity's sake zodiac, how dare you? If someone replies to your comment, by default they are talking to you, and are posting their thoughts there for a specific reason. How dare you have the gall to suggest that cat has an inflated notion of self-importance, or whatever, just because she thought you were staining her jodhpurs? P.S. "INVETERATE" is the mark of a top-notch dullard.
Re: To you by freelancejoker	7-Aug-04/2:22 AM
Soggier than an overly turgid hump-loaf.
Re: Summer crush by sk8rs_rule_all	4-Aug-04/6:10 PM
Hey great use of "nifty" to rhyme with "eternity", and "fast" to rhyme with... "ass"!!!!111 -10-
Re: a comment on The Conception of a Dream by wilco	1-Aug-04/2:09 AM
It will be -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. Why are you unbelievable nincompo'ops using Word to write plain text? Would you drive an aeroplane down the street to buy a News-paper? Yes, you would. And then you would log onto an Internet driving forum and complain that your car's wings kept "bumping into trees".
Re: a comment on The Two Temperaments of Man by dougsoderstrom	30-Jul-04/3:25 PM
I don't want you to leave. I want you to post another leaving rant, storm off in a huff, then come back again, then post another poeme full of ellipses, then be mocked to the point of lunacy, then reply to all the abuse with "Your Friend, Doug" as you desperately try to rise above all the immaturity on this site, then have another breakdown, then post a leaving rant, then storm off in a huff, then come back again, then write a poeme about 'the cognitive dissonance which may well be an inherent part of trying to rationally justify why one who has lived a life of moral excellence, yet who is unsaved, "should be expected to" spend an eternity in Hell', then collapse in a giant shower of guff and pulped yams. And I want you to keep doing that. But that's merely for my own amusement, and perhaps not in your own best interest. For pity's sake, doug: we both know I'm not trying to help you become a better poete. If you do become a better poete, then that is incidental. All I care about is issues.
Re: MY HEART REMEMBERS by massangel62	30-Jul-04/2:02 AM
He probably looked in your "poetry diary" and realised what a horrible mistake he was about to make. Copyright ©2004 Michele J Post
Re: Mors Omnia Solvit by shit	30-Jul-04/1:59 AM
Multes pisces in meam corpum nudum diffundo
Re: a comment on today the world is beauty by nentwined	29-Jul-04/3:20 PM
You're such a fag.
Re: I Dream..... by frdup717	29-Jul-04/3:09 PM
I Cream..... I cream whene'er my gland's in yours, or 'pon your d'formèd face. I cream into your Sunday drawers, which feels unb'liev'bly ace. I cream all o'er the gloves you wear e'en though they're hard t'replace. Your voids I fill with my Swiss roll 'Til cream's all 'bout the place. -10-
Re: a comment on Four and a half paragraphs of silence by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	29-Jul-04/2:58 PM
And preferably travelling away at a significant portion of the speed of light, so that there was a Doppler effect on the sound of the poem.
Re: a comment on The Two Temperaments of Man by dougsoderstrom	29-Jul-04/9:36 AM
Excellent! Having accepted my feedback as both honest and insightful, what are you going to do about it? And I just wanted to tell you that your last few pieces(poemes) have been unbelievably appalling. Thanks, Your Friend, Doug
Re: The Two Temperaments of Man by dougsoderstrom	28-Jul-04/7:37 AM
I think the fact that you have devoted your life to the pursuit of guff, whilst simultaneously trying to justify your folly by claiming to have chosen the humbler, more intellectual path to Jesu, is definitely one of your most undermocked qualities. The other being your appallingly low academic rank, which, despite all your efforts to convince us otherwise, is not bolstered by your incredible age. Your friend, Doug
Re: Dan by dougsoderstrom	28-Jul-04/7:14 AM
Yet another vast plethora of ellipses... as always your work bears the hallmark of "unbelievable talent" -10-
Re: a comment on In prison I live, by donmiguel1960	22-Jul-04/9:32 AM
I can't even be bothered to help others :(
Re: In prison I live, by donmiguel1960	21-Jul-04/6:13 PM
What? You weep with great sorrow for a crushed leaf? Good one. As useless as cracks in a stone? Are cracks in stones really that useless? Yes, yes I suppose they are. But no more useless than cracks in just about anything. Certainly not so useless that I would remark upon their uselessness in casual conversation, perhaps likening them, as you have done, to other useless objects. If you're going to say something is useless, you may as well liken it to something genuinely useless. Like your face.
Re: Tears by QuirkyWonder	21-Jul-04/5:54 PM
Your complete lack of punctuation does you credit. And the lines "Your gentle hand / Is the only healing of this treasure" have stained my rosy cheeks with tears, not for sorrow, but of happiness beyond the imagination. Actually, the best part is where you talk about not having to see things with your eyes, because you have memorized them with your mind. Now I'm going to type something with my fingers, which I want you to look at with your eyes, then assimilate with your mind, then say with your mouth, and then hear with your ears: -=AIDS=-