on THE WHEELCHAIR by Garrett S Sexton
20 Feb 2003, 12:09 PM
Here's an interesting question for you, Garrett S Sexton: Do disableds have feelings? Or are they just soulless slabs of jellied meat with wheels attached?
on rememberance of things past by keatsImnot
19 Feb 2003, 3:40 PM
Interesting that you decided to write about a remembrance of things past. Most people just ignore temporal limitations and dive straight into remembrances of future things. I'm jolly glad you made that clear in the title though, because otherwise I might have been rather confused. I can still remember the last time was rather confused. It was a week next Tuesday, and I had tried to blow my nose with a boiled egg.
P.S I'm afraid you have forgotten to remember the spelling of remembrance.
P.S I'm afraid you have forgotten to remember the spelling of remembrance.
replying on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
19 Feb 2003, 10:52 AM
My real name is Sherlock Tughampton, I'm twelve years old, and I want to be an astronaut. I'm a very special young man because I am in a Wheeled-chair. I don't think there's anything wrong with that - disableds can do anything they want provided they keep an open mind and embrace new challenges with blind enthusiasm and a spare pair of trousers should any unpleasantness occur. And there are ramps everywhere, these days. Sometimes I just don't know what this world is coming to. Disabled access is taking over like a bubonic plague of incoherent gibberish and uncontrollable streams of dribble. I blame T.V.
replying on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos
17 Feb 2003, 2:49 PM
Really? I wonder what "James Wright" would have to say about that. I hear you two are becoming rather intimate.
on The wheelchair by INTRANSIT
17 Feb 2003, 2:45 PM
Good Christ! You don't think the "Wheeled-chair" was haunted, do you!?
replying on SHADOWS OF DARKNESS by TanHand
17 Feb 2003, 5:37 AM
King Diamond wouldn't wipe his bum with this poeme.
HE'D USE IT FOR LYRICS IN HIS NEXT EPIC CONCEPT ALBUM LOL
HE'D USE IT FOR LYRICS IN HIS NEXT EPIC CONCEPT ALBUM LOL
on Small Teeth in a Glass Bowl by Fear of Garbage
17 Feb 2003, 5:36 AM
This is quite good, I suppose.
on Atonement by aperfecttool77
17 Feb 2003, 5:35 AM
Do shut up.
on Brainy Smurf by Bachus
17 Feb 2003, 4:53 AM
I suppose "James Wright" has been telling you about asswagons. Then beware, for he knows not of what he speaks.
replying on Sharks For Libido by scitz
16 Feb 2003, 5:35 PM
According to dictionary.com you're gay.
replying on Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie
15 Feb 2003, 4:45 PM
Someone just excitedly shrieked "Go on my son, go on!" and clapped twice outside my window.
replying on Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie
15 Feb 2003, 4:45 PM
None of those sentences make any sense.
on To My Doubters/Doubt Me by marvelis
15 Feb 2003, 4:37 PM
How do you achieve the world?
on Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie
15 Feb 2003, 4:22 PM
I hate to say this Jeremi, but I think that the opinions of both yourself and Sam Kinneson are simultaneously unbelievably wrong and unbelievably arrogant. Your embarrassing ignorance concerning the AIDS virus was amply demonstrated to us all when you insisted that the word "AIDS" was synonymous with the word "gay". At first glance, this might seem like a perfectly reasonable statement to make, especially in light of recent events in the US of A; but on closer inspection, your naughtiness is made only too clear: "AIDS" is not a word. It is an acronym. When will people learn that it is careless acronymity, not careless promiscuity, that lies at the root of the AIDS problem? How long do we, the British public, have to sit by and watch as thousands of innocent bystanders are carelessly infected with these deadly acronyms before someone gets off their fat bum and actually does something about it? Too long, I say! So, for the love of sweet merciful Christ, please give just two pounds a month, or whatever you can afford, to:
Careless Acronyms Can Kill (C.A.C.K),
24 Bishop's Wagon,
Chauncery Hostel Lane,
Cambridge.
Thank you.
Careless Acronyms Can Kill (C.A.C.K),
24 Bishop's Wagon,
Chauncery Hostel Lane,
Cambridge.
Thank you.
on Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie
15 Feb 2003, 7:49 AM
I like the way you've used the planet in your poeme as a metaphor for our own planet: Earth. Are we to just stand about like kidneys whilst our governments destroy thousands of acres of rainforest simply to fuel their own greedy capitalist agendas? I don't think so, buddy.
I'd like to quote, if I may, a section from your poeme that tackles such issues with astounding clarity:
"...two point five billion must live in the stink
that arises when people have no sanitation
and you tell me all this deserves no lamentation."
I'm not some sort of international hero, but I know I'll be doing some lamenting in the coming weeks and months. Will you?
Good Christ, I hope so.
I'd like to quote, if I may, a section from your poeme that tackles such issues with astounding clarity:
"...two point five billion must live in the stink
that arises when people have no sanitation
and you tell me all this deserves no lamentation."
I'm not some sort of international hero, but I know I'll be doing some lamenting in the coming weeks and months. Will you?
Good Christ, I hope so.
replying on Creativity. by Blue Magpie
15 Feb 2003, 6:14 AM
barf barf
replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
14 Feb 2003, 8:46 AM
Actually, it ROLLED. Down my leg and into the minister's private oubliette.
replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
14 Feb 2003, 8:39 AM
YEAH
replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
14 Feb 2003, 8:38 AM
You, my superman-haircutted young chum, seem to have missed the point.