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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (2201-2220) and replies

Re: Drunk Satan by smlink84 22-Feb-03/7:00 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/thwarted/anus.html
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand 22-Feb-03/2:27 AM
No, you see, I've been experimenting with spelling words properly. I feel it could be a bold new direction for my work.
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand 22-Feb-03/2:26 AM
Dear Lord Ganus,

You have mis-parsed my question. Good day.

-=Dark_Angel=-
Re: a comment on Curry Gives You The Shits by spank me baby yeah 22-Feb-03/2:24 AM
I fear you do not understand how the indentation of a comment relates to its place in the hierarchy of the discussion.
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand 22-Feb-03/2:16 AM
Or does this represent a wondrous fantasy worlde where every poemranker account is a separate person?
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand 22-Feb-03/2:16 AM
Also, what does it mean when someone appears four times on the chart?
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand 22-Feb-03/2:15 AM
Because if I've had sex with Poetie, that would be ace.
Re: THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand 22-Feb-03/2:13 AM
How does this sex chart work? Do the lines indicate having had sex with someone? Is the having had sex with relation transitive?
Re: a comment on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/10:30 PM
Yeah, I'm real fucking creative. I created a painting of a turd in Painter 7.
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik 21-Feb-03/10:24 PM
I think you would enjoy www.tubgirl.com.
Re: a comment on Curry Gives You The Shits by spank me baby yeah 21-Feb-03/10:22 PM
Also, why do you write exactly like horus8?
Re: a comment on Curry Gives You The Shits by spank me baby yeah 21-Feb-03/10:21 PM
Have you ever pressed the enter key?
Re: a comment on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/10:10 PM
Idiot.
Re: a comment on Dr. Skellington by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Feb-03/10:05 PM
People like you make me sick. Just because I'm disabled you think you can waltz over to my beautiful poeme about a skellington and make fun of it. Well I've got news for you, buster: I will contacting the FBI. Now take your Chinese shoes and get out of here.
Re: a comment on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/3:26 PM
For Christ's sake, woman. You may say what you like, but I do ask that you refer to me by my proper and Christian name, which is "-=Dark_Angel=-", not "James". James is a rude fellow who sometimes likes to pretend he is -=Dark_Angel=-. Let me assure you that he is not. Good fucking day to you.
Re: a comment on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/3:19 PM
Yes...yes, I was once launched off an handle. It was in the autumn of 19--, and Colonel Beeflington and I had just built the most fantastical contraption of the century - the Begreasing Tube. It was a glorious machine; each of its harvesters had its own cooling funnel, and enslaved dwarves toiled day and night to maintain its rotational capacitance!

It was during the trial run that Beeflington accidentally spilled some very important fluid on the Jeffries Holster. In my panic I attempted to dive into the Holster and rescue it, but I miscalculated and landed on the primary graviton handle!!!!1

As for what happened next, I shan't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say that Captain Undergarment's wife was sent to bed for a week with acute cheek lacerations! In conclusion, I suggest you clamber back onto the handle at once.
Re: a comment on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/9:53 AM
P.S. It's a myth that lemmings jump off cliffs.
Re: a comment on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/9:52 AM
Don't fly off the handle or anything.
Re: Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21-Feb-03/7:02 AM
Do shut up.
Re: a comment on THE WHEELCHAIR by Garrett S Sexton 20-Feb-03/2:24 PM
I hate you now.


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