Re: a comment on sick and demented by sk8boardandpoems	26-Feb-03/5:41 PM
The -=Dark_Angel=- 5 Part Guarantee states that -=Dark_Angel=- has never used and will not in the future log in under a name other than "-=Dark_Angel=-" and HTML modifications thereof.
Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels	26-Feb-03/4:02 PM
Black walnuts were the scourge of the seas in the fourteenth century.
Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels	26-Feb-03/3:59 PM
Ass Casserole * 1 ass * 1 casserole Insert ass into casserole. Serve with chilled wine.
Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels	26-Feb-03/3:58 PM
Pecans can give you the diabetes.
Re: a comment on The Sadistic Mirth by Freethinker1602	26-Feb-03/3:54 PM
It's just like a MAN to rely on a machine to write his poetry for him. I suppose you'd like the whole of human life to be determined and controlled by machines? People like you would have us constantly strapped to some sort of bionic gurney, receiving nutrients through a futuristic "graviton thermometer" and expelling the unwanted matter into a curious funnel-shaped tube held by the animated slave-robot we call "Newman" (NEW MAN). You need to get your face out the science textbook and start realising that poetry comes from the HEART. That's why it's called "poetry". Did you know that "HEART" has over two letters in common with "POETRY"? Well you do now. I suggest you think about that one the next time you post one of your chauvinistic, technocratic diatribes.
Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels	26-Feb-03/3:45 PM
I don't think I could view cooking time as recreational unless I was tossing off into a convenient bun.
Re: More from unlucky janitors by Bachus	26-Feb-03/11:27 AM
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Re: a comment on Walls by razorgrin	26-Feb-03/4:01 AM
Sir, You are both a scoundrel and a dipshit. razorgrin knows Father Christmas, and she told me that he told her to tell me to tell you that you shan't be receiving the Fisherman's Harvest Playset you so frantically dream of.
Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig	26-Feb-03/2:15 AM
EVERYONE thought of that already, a single tit. But they thought it was, without exception, the single most annoying and dull thing one could possibly post in reply. Everyone, that is, apart from you. Get out of my sight!
Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig	25-Feb-03/4:33 PM
Given that I have to engage at least three separate harnesses just to eat a scotch egg, how could I possibly give you a ride? And as for your revolting cheek fetish, I'm afraid that both my cheeks are artificial, and have to be suspended from my face in two small baskets, carefully secured with miniature harnesses. In reality, my entire body is an elaborate system of harnesses, randomly interspersed with purposeless slabs of jellied meat. I can still do Wheelies though. It's quite a sight, as I'm sure you can imagine!
Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig	25-Feb-03/3:38 PM
Either: (a) Nanshe is a girl, in which case you two are "Sisters in arms" Or: (b) Nanshe is a boy, in which case he is deliberately spouting sensitive bullshit to woo you. Unfortunately, he has neglected to put his trousers on this morning and, as such, his pitiful attempts to sound sophisticated have ended rather embarrassingly. He gets back on his Wheeled-Chair and rides off into the twilight. One of his wheels passes straight through a rather large pile of dog poo.
Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig	25-Feb-03/3:11 PM
Keep telling yourself that, god'swife. Though do be careful not to confuse constipation with fear. It's a common misconception among females, especially those that like to think they have some sort of hold over their stronger, more intelligent male counterparts. I'd like to take this opportunity to say the word crumpet ten times. crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet
Re: a comment on A Lost Friend by Ray	24-Feb-03/4:10 PM
Please accept my sincerest condolences!!!!!!11 Is the awful quality of "less than a sentence 2" and "less than a sentence 3" compared to the genius "less than a sentence" due to your mishap?
Re: a comment on A Lost Friend by Ray	24-Feb-03/12:35 PM
Don't you mean you meant "therapeutic writing"?
Re: Suicidal thoughts by CrAzYlAdY Surukain	24-Feb-03/12:15 PM
Why not listen to -=Dark_Angel=- MP3 Corner #1?!?!? I'm sure it will cheer you up!!!! http://www.angelfire.com/journal/thwarted/bumski.html
Re: a comment on REALITY by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/5:01 PM
I've never seen your most recent comments page in your profile, and if I did, I doubt I would follow you around commenting on your comments. I didn't even do that for Poetie, and she was twelve times the indignant moron you are.
Re: a comment on REALITY by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/3:28 PM
Sure thepinkbunnyofdoom, you can tell me to "Get a life" if you want. And you'd probably be right. Everyone else I know seems to think so. I'm actually a diabetic, by the way. People don't really accept me for who I am, so it's in forums like this that I prefer to spend most of my time. I guess that means I don't have a life. But with a disease like diabetes, you never really have much of a life anyway. When I was at school, the fucking kids used to make fun of me because I couldn't drink proper Coke so I had to have Diet Coke. School was pretty tough for me and I couldn't wait to get out. So I hope you can see that you're not the only one here with personal problems. Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Re: a comment on REALITY by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/11:49 AM
*shrug* I don't know about you, but that disabled bastard over there has scoffed the lot. What a complete snoole hammer. *shrug*
Re: REALITY by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/11:20 AM
This is an absolutely disastrous attempt at poetry. First of all, the title - REALITY - great way to drive home the REALISM of your piece with both alarming and shocking clarity! Oh wait, actually it's crap. "If I were in another place, I'd be there beside you" - would you? What if that other place wasn't BEside them, but INside them? Didn't think of that one, did you!? "If it could work out" - yeah the crucial word in this phrase is "If", because actually, disableds can't "work out". They're too lazy. Not to mention stupid. I think it's time you faced up to THAT little REALITY. "If it was... but it was not" - ahhhhh but what if it actually WAS? Then your entire poeme would be a complete lie. But overall, completely ace! 10/10!!!
Re: a comment on REALITY by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/10:53 AM
"Needs more content" HAHAHAHA. "haunt us forever" HAHAHAHA. This is quite possibly the stupidest comment you have ever felched onto poemeranker, thepinkbunnyofdoom. Keep up the good work!