| Re: a comment on Jack by MuDvAyNe |
3-Mar-03/12:32 PM |
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You're a pretty funny guy, zero. Why don't you pull your fucking trousers up as high as they will go and then see who's fucking laughing?
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| Re: a comment on Jack by MuDvAyNe |
3-Mar-03/10:15 AM |
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Who fucking cares whether he "gets resepct"? THIS IS POEMRANKER. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE RANKING OF THE POEMS.
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| Re: For those who play with shit by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
3-Mar-03/9:28 AM |
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| Re: G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah |
3-Mar-03/9:19 AM |
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| Re: Clown of Misery II by nocturnalism |
28-Feb-03/4:50 AM |
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This is an epic work of true beauty. 10/10!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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| Re: a comment on sick and demented by sk8boardandpoems |
26-Feb-03/5:41 PM |
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The -=Dark_Angel=- 5 Part Guarantee states that -=Dark_Angel=- has never used and will not in the future log in under a name other than "-=Dark_Angel=-" and HTML modifications thereof.
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| Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels |
26-Feb-03/4:02 PM |
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Black walnuts were the scourge of the seas in the fourteenth century.
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| Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels |
26-Feb-03/3:59 PM |
Ass Casserole
* 1 ass
* 1 casserole
Insert ass into casserole. Serve with chilled wine.
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| Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels |
26-Feb-03/3:58 PM |
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Pecans can give you the diabetes.
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| Re: a comment on The Sadistic Mirth by Freethinker1602 |
26-Feb-03/3:54 PM |
It's just like a MAN to rely on a machine to write his poetry for him. I suppose you'd like the whole of human life to be determined and controlled by machines? People like you would have us constantly strapped to some sort of bionic gurney, receiving nutrients through a futuristic "graviton thermometer" and expelling the unwanted matter into a curious funnel-shaped tube held by the animated slave-robot we call "Newman" (NEW MAN).
You need to get your face out the science textbook and start realising that poetry comes from the HEART. That's why it's called "poetry". Did you know that "HEART" has over two letters in common with "POETRY"? Well you do now. I suggest you think about that one the next time you post one of your chauvinistic, technocratic diatribes.
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| Re: a comment on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels |
26-Feb-03/3:45 PM |
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I don't think I could view cooking time as recreational unless I was tossing off into a convenient bun.
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| Re: More from unlucky janitors by Bachus |
26-Feb-03/11:27 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Walls by razorgrin |
26-Feb-03/4:01 AM |
Sir,
You are both a scoundrel and a dipshit. razorgrin knows Father Christmas, and she told me that he told her to tell me to tell you that you shan't be receiving the Fisherman's Harvest Playset you so frantically dream of.
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| Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig |
26-Feb-03/2:15 AM |
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EVERYONE thought of that already, a single tit. But they thought it was, without exception, the single most annoying and dull thing one could possibly post in reply. Everyone, that is, apart from you. Get out of my sight!
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| Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig |
25-Feb-03/4:33 PM |
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Given that I have to engage at least three separate harnesses just to eat a scotch egg, how could I possibly give you a ride? And as for your revolting cheek fetish, I'm afraid that both my cheeks are artificial, and have to be suspended from my face in two small baskets, carefully secured with miniature harnesses. In reality, my entire body is an elaborate system of harnesses, randomly interspersed with purposeless slabs of jellied meat. I can still do Wheelies though. It's quite a sight, as I'm sure you can imagine!
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| Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig |
25-Feb-03/3:38 PM |
Either:
(a) Nanshe is a girl, in which case you two are "Sisters in arms"
Or:
(b) Nanshe is a boy, in which case he is deliberately spouting sensitive bullshit to woo you. Unfortunately, he has neglected to put his trousers on this morning and, as such, his pitiful attempts to sound sophisticated have ended rather embarrassingly. He gets back on his Wheeled-Chair and rides off into the twilight. One of his wheels passes straight through a rather large pile of dog poo.
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| Re: a comment on Greek Tragedy#1 by Mr Pig |
25-Feb-03/3:11 PM |
Keep telling yourself that, god'swife. Though do be careful not to confuse constipation with fear. It's a common misconception among females, especially those that like to think they have some sort of hold over their stronger, more intelligent male counterparts.
I'd like to take this opportunity to say the word crumpet ten times.
crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet crumpet
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| Re: a comment on A Lost Friend by Ray |
24-Feb-03/4:10 PM |
Please accept my sincerest condolences!!!!!!11
Is the awful quality of "less than a sentence 2" and "less than a sentence 3" compared to the genius "less than a sentence" due to your mishap?
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| Re: a comment on A Lost Friend by Ray |
24-Feb-03/12:35 PM |
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Don't you mean you meant "therapeutic writing"?
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| Re: Suicidal thoughts by CrAzYlAdY Surukain |
24-Feb-03/12:15 PM |
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