Re: a comment on A Losing Streak by Jigg	6-Mar-03/7:23 PM
A ha ha! Yes! Good one! I've never heard that joke before! NEVER! IN THE LAST TEN OR SO YEARS I HAVEN'T HEARD IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN A MILLION TIMES FROM PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE BEING TERRIBLY FUCKING WITTY OR HILIARIOUSLY OVER-LITERAL IN THEIR INTERPRETATION AND COMBINATION OF REAL AND SEMI-IMAGINARY PRINCIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE MAKE SOME MORE GREAT FUNNIES! I'M SURE I'LL LAUGH MY GROIN TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 LOVE, -=Dark_Angel=- P.S. TOAST ALWAYS FALLS BUTTER-SIDE DOWN BECAUSE: WHEN IT FALLS OFF, IT IS USUALLY BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN PUSHED JUST ENOUGH OFF THE EDGE. THIS MEANS IT WILL ALWAYS FLIP AT ROUGHLY THE SAME RATE. SINCE TABLES ARE ALL ROUGHLY THE SAME HEIGHT, THE TOAST WILL IN GENERAL FALL ON THE SAME SIDE FOR ANY GIVEN TABLE. THIS SIDE HAPPENS TO BE THE BUTTER SIDE. IF YOU KEPT YOUR TOAST BUTTER-SIDE DOWN ON THE TABLE, NOT ONLY WOULD IT FALL BUTTER-SIDE UP, IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY NOT FALL AT ALL SINCE IT WOULD BE STUCK TO THE TABLE. P.P.S.
Re: a comment on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow	5-Mar-03/10:16 PM
Talk to the hand, man. Talk to the hand, because I am through with your punk ass.
Re: a comment on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow	5-Mar-03/9:59 PM
Sure man. Whatever. If you want to lie to me, that's fine. Heck, you can even lie to yourself. But don't think for one minute you can hide the truth from Jesu. For that... For that, you will require an Isolation Boothe.
Re: Give Me A Chance by bxjay170	5-Mar-03/9:57 PM
This isn't a poem. It's the overflow of a hideously misconducted enema. Did your teacher tell you this was good? WELL IT'S A PILE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Re: Forbidden Fruit by celiff	5-Mar-03/9:55 PM
Is this supposed to be profound or something? OH WOW LOL I GET IT THE SERPENT IS EVIL AND HE IS SUGGESTING THAT NUDAM AND EVE TAKE A BITE OF THE FRUIT! What is the point? Are you actually saying anything? This is truly the worst thing ever.
Re: Unholy War by marvelis	5-Mar-03/9:53 PM
Good effort! 3!* * 0 ** ** 1 *** *** 0
Re: Loud Taps by celiff	5-Mar-03/9:52 PM
Great! I love the way you take seemingly inert elements of nature and give them a vibrant personality! TOOT (Ten out of ten)!!!
Re: need of love by bxjay170	5-Mar-03/9:49 PM
Excellent! With this poem you have really delved deep into the mysteries of the universe and come up much the richer! Also, I find your glib, willing need to define yourself by having an emotion toward another person sickening and naive! 10/10!!!
Re: Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow	5-Mar-03/9:43 PM
Oh, real classy, deleting comments. IS THAT HOW YOU GO THROUGH LIFE? SIMPLY DELETING THE PEOPLE WHO GET IN YOUR WAY?
Re: a comment on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos	5-Mar-03/9:40 PM
FUCKING TRICKED YOU 0 FOR YOU HANDRINOS SUX 2 B U
Re: Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos	5-Mar-03/9:39 PM
How fucking delightful! 4 for the poem, 5 for the charmingly witty and irreverent attitude, for a total of 9!!! (You earned it!!)
Re: Steel Wire Frame by celiff	5-Mar-03/9:35 PM
What have I become? I can't even say a mean thing about this poem because I think Settle probably wrote it. Settle probably writes half the overwrought bullshit on poemranker. HAVING SAID THAT, HERE ARE SOME MISTAKES THAT YOU MADE. 1. Your heart is not a cage. It is a pump. 2. God is not protected. The idea of God being protected is a contradiction, since it implies that He could be in danger. 3. "To freely" is wrong. 4. Putting a comma after "My courage" is wrong. 5. Putting a comma after a motherfucking exclamation point is wrong. 6. Shut the fuck up. 7. It's "its", not "it's". Thanks for your time! Your poem is awful.
Re: Scars by H0LL0WxL1F3	5-Mar-03/10:53 AM
High school was tough for me, too. I really liked your poeme a lot, and found it very moving. Don't listen to immature loin bags like horus8 - just keep writing what you feel inside and tell others to shit off. Just be true to yourself. I have contemplated sewercide myself, usually when I'm feeling a bit depressed. I'd love to hear your comments on my poeme: http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=42580 Thanks for keeping it real. 10.
Re: a comment on Extra Strength Tylenol by DurtKL	5-Mar-03/8:01 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Re: a comment on This Endless Soul by Ellie95	3-Mar-03/4:04 PM
Bollocks. They're split across half a dozen different accounts. You can't count them together.
Re: Fetish Section by vito0090	3-Mar-03/12:48 PM
whateva ho
Re: a comment on Jack by MuDvAyNe	3-Mar-03/12:46 PM
I only have eyes for god'swife anyway. She's totally hot. Apparently she's really a man, but I don't really fucking care. Actually, I hope she is a man. Nothing says "HI!" like a cock.
Re: Why I Hate Your Kids by vito0090	3-Mar-03/12:42 PM
If I had my druthers, everyone who used the phrase "if I had my druthers" would be stabbed in the groin and kicked down the stairs.
Re: This Endless Soul by Ellie95	3-Mar-03/12:41 PM
This is the worst poem I have ever seen, and let me tell you, I've seen 'em all!!!!1
Re: a comment on Why I Hate Your Kids by vito0090	3-Mar-03/12:37 PM
For a minute I thought you said "it's a fact that men can't have ass babies no matter how hard they gay", and I was about to congratulate you on saying the best thing ever. Unfortunately what you actually said was rubbish.