| Re: a comment on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
11-Mar-03/4:05 AM |
Dear lastobelus,
Speaking as someone who has had a formal education in poetry, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the utter wrongness of your wrong opinions: Your wrong opinions are utterly wrong. The purpose of poetry is to deal with issues. Just read "Unwanted Gift" (http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=2333) if you don't believe me. As a committed Christian and professional van driver, I thought I'd write about some of the issues that I have to deal with everyday. It's because of gay homosexuals that I have to live my life in terrifying fear, with the dark brown cloud of GAIDS forever beluring me to its deadly embrace. I hope that the next time we meet, you won't be so quick to laugh at my personal issues. Afterall, one is constantly reminded of how Jesu dealt with issues, and I'd like to draw your attention, if I may, to The Book of Leviticus, Chapter 15, Verse 19:
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
If that's not dealing with issues, I don't know what is.
Thank you and God Bless.
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| Re: a comment on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
9-Mar-03/2:20 PM |
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| Re: Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig |
9-Mar-03/2:17 PM |
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Dio has rocked for a long long time. Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
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| Re: a comment on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum |
9-Mar-03/2:17 PM |
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A ha ha ha ==Doylum. You always were a feisty one. The mucus is composed of three parts trinitromethylate salts and one part human achievement. I call it "THE MUCUS OF ACHIEVEMENT"!
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| Re: a comment on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
9-Mar-03/10:24 AM |
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Why the fuck would Hecate have fangs?
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| Re: To You (Please Critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642 |
9-Mar-03/6:25 AM |
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Wow! You truly are unique! Ace poeme, by the way!
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| Re: War Begins on Tuesday by Nicholas Jones |
9-Mar-03/6:22 AM |
Do you agree with the following lines by a famous poete called Burgers:
Is it war?
It's insanity.
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| Re: a comment on On Wanting to Know The Truth by dougsoderstrom |
8-Mar-03/4:48 PM |
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| Re: The Stand... an off rip by horus8 |
7-Mar-03/1:45 PM |
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Sucks, delete. Try writing some poems about the deafening silence that is living alone in the world or something. 9.
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| Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER |
7-Mar-03/1:45 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum |
7-Mar-03/1:43 PM |
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zzinnia66 doesn't get "wet". Rather, she secretes a nutrient-filled mucus from her palms and thighs when she senses danger.
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| Re: a comment on i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america |
7-Mar-03/12:49 PM |
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When you think of the words "stereo" and "carbonated", do you also think of the word "stereowash"? I do. Now.
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| Re: i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america |
7-Mar-03/12:07 PM |
A good try! But if you won't come to Bangladesh then that's racist. Apart from that, completely ace! I especially enjoyed the following:
(i) Great use of random line breaks and indentation to make the piece seem more profound!
(ii) Great use of lower case letters for the entire piece to make it look minimalist and deliberately understated!
(iii) Excellent reminiscing about how you both got sloppy drunk one night; those were the days - carefree, young and free-spirited, and carefree, and free, and free, and young. What memories. What happiness. What originalty.
(iv) Frankingstein is the name of the MONSTER. NOT the doctor who created him. It's a common misconception, and one you ought to consider before handing in your application for frozen justification.
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| Re: a comment on Para Sa Aking Sinta by NewbieMe |
7-Mar-03/3:31 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow |
7-Mar-03/12:48 AM |
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THE WORST ONES ARE THE SMUG ONES
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| Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER |
7-Mar-03/12:22 AM |
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA LAAA
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA LA LA LAAAAA
BRING THE WEEEEEENIES
I'LL BRING THE SO-O-O-O-OFT DRIIIINKS
AND THE COOOOOKIEEEES
EVERYBODY'S IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
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| Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER |
7-Mar-03/12:15 AM |
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOULL GET NOTHING OUT OF ME
WHERE ARE THE MISSILES LOCATED
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| Re: a comment on A Losing Streak by Jigg |
7-Mar-03/12:12 AM |
DID YOU
WELL BLOW ME DOWN IF THAT ISN'T THE
I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
POEMRANKER HAS HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BS zzinnia66. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.
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| Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER |
6-Mar-03/7:27 PM |
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THE "CHANGE YOUR NAME" FEATURE IS FOR? WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS FOR? FOR FUN? FOR MAKING YOUR NAME HUGE AND RED AND SCROLLING AND LINKED TO WWW.TUBGIRL.COM? THAT'S RIGHT. BUT IT IS ALSO FOR CHANGING YOUR NAME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO REGISTER MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS. ALSO "THOM" IS A VERY PRETENTIOUS NAME AND I DISLIKE IT. BYE.
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| Re: a comment on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER |
6-Mar-03/7:25 PM |
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For any given proposition, you always find the most smug way to express it.
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