on To You (Please Critique and comment) by TrulyUnique0642
9 Mar 2003, 6:25 AM
Wow! You truly are unique! Ace poeme, by the way!
on War Begins on Tuesday by Nicholas Jones
9 Mar 2003, 6:22 AM
Do you agree with the following lines by a famous poete called Burgers:
Is it war?
It's insanity.
Is it war?
It's insanity.
replying on On Wanting to Know The Truth by dougsoderstrom
8 Mar 2003, 4:48 PM
Is that true?
on The Stand... an off rip by horus8
7 Mar 2003, 1:45 PM
Sucks, delete. Try writing some poems about the deafening silence that is living alone in the world or something. 9.
replying on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER
7 Mar 2003, 1:45 PM
whateva ho
replying on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum
7 Mar 2003, 1:43 PM
zzinnia66 doesn't get "wet". Rather, she secretes a nutrient-filled mucus from her palms and thighs when she senses danger.
replying on i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america
7 Mar 2003, 12:49 PM
When you think of the words "stereo" and "carbonated", do you also think of the word "stereowash"? I do. Now.
on i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america
7 Mar 2003, 12:07 PM
A good try! But if you won't come to Bangladesh then that's racist. Apart from that, completely ace! I especially enjoyed the following:
(i) Great use of random line breaks and indentation to make the piece seem more profound!
(ii) Great use of lower case letters for the entire piece to make it look minimalist and deliberately understated!
(iii) Excellent reminiscing about how you both got sloppy drunk one night; those were the days - carefree, young and free-spirited, and carefree, and free, and free, and young. What memories. What happiness. What originalty.
(iv) Frankingstein is the name of the MONSTER. NOT the doctor who created him. It's a common misconception, and one you ought to consider before handing in your application for frozen justification.
(i) Great use of random line breaks and indentation to make the piece seem more profound!
(ii) Great use of lower case letters for the entire piece to make it look minimalist and deliberately understated!
(iii) Excellent reminiscing about how you both got sloppy drunk one night; those were the days - carefree, young and free-spirited, and carefree, and free, and free, and young. What memories. What happiness. What originalty.
(iv) Frankingstein is the name of the MONSTER. NOT the doctor who created him. It's a common misconception, and one you ought to consider before handing in your application for frozen justification.
replying on Para Sa Aking Sinta by NewbieMe
7 Mar 2003, 3:31 AM
GOD FORBID
replying on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow
7 Mar 2003, 12:48 AM
THE WORST ONES ARE THE SMUG ONES
replying on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER
7 Mar 2003, 12:22 AM
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA LAAA
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA LA LA LAAAAA
BRING THE WEEEEEENIES
I'LL BRING THE SO-O-O-O-OFT DRIIIINKS
AND THE COOOOOKIEEEES
EVERYBODY'S IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA LAAA
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA LA LA LAAAAA
BRING THE WEEEEEENIES
I'LL BRING THE SO-O-O-O-OFT DRIIIINKS
AND THE COOOOOKIEEEES
EVERYBODY'S IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
replying on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER
7 Mar 2003, 12:15 AM
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOULL GET NOTHING OUT OF ME
WHERE ARE THE MISSILES LOCATED
WHERE ARE THE MISSILES LOCATED
replying on A Losing Streak by Jigg
7 Mar 2003, 12:12 AM
DID YOU
WELL BLOW ME DOWN IF THAT ISN'T THE
I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
POEMRANKER HAS HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BS zzinnia66. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.
WELL BLOW ME DOWN IF THAT ISN'T THE
I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
POEMRANKER HAS HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BS zzinnia66. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.
replying on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER
6 Mar 2003, 7:27 PM
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE "CHANGE YOUR NAME" FEATURE IS FOR? WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS FOR? FOR FUN? FOR MAKING YOUR NAME HUGE AND RED AND SCROLLING AND LINKED TO WWW.TUBGIRL.COM? THAT'S RIGHT. BUT IT IS ALSO FOR CHANGING YOUR NAME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO REGISTER MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS. ALSO "THOM" IS A VERY PRETENTIOUS NAME AND I DISLIKE IT. BYE.
replying on First Confirmation by babyBOOMER
6 Mar 2003, 7:25 PM
For any given proposition, you always find the most smug way to express it.
replying on A Losing Streak by Jigg
6 Mar 2003, 7:23 PM
A ha ha! Yes! Good one! I've never heard that joke before! NEVER! IN THE LAST TEN OR SO YEARS I HAVEN'T HEARD IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN A MILLION TIMES FROM PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE BEING TERRIBLY FUCKING WITTY OR HILIARIOUSLY OVER-LITERAL IN THEIR INTERPRETATION AND COMBINATION OF REAL AND SEMI-IMAGINARY PRINCIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE,
-=Dark_Angel=-
P.S. TOAST ALWAYS FALLS BUTTER-SIDE DOWN BECAUSE: WHEN IT FALLS OFF, IT IS USUALLY BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN PUSHED JUST ENOUGH OFF THE EDGE. THIS MEANS IT WILL ALWAYS FLIP AT ROUGHLY THE SAME RATE. SINCE TABLES ARE ALL ROUGHLY THE SAME HEIGHT, THE TOAST WILL IN GENERAL FALL ON THE SAME SIDE FOR ANY GIVEN TABLE. THIS SIDE HAPPENS TO BE THE BUTTER SIDE. IF YOU KEPT YOUR TOAST BUTTER-SIDE DOWN ON THE TABLE, NOT ONLY WOULD IT FALL BUTTER-SIDE UP, IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY NOT FALL AT ALL SINCE IT WOULD BE STUCK TO THE TABLE.
P.P.S.
LOVE,
-=Dark_Angel=-
P.S. TOAST ALWAYS FALLS BUTTER-SIDE DOWN BECAUSE: WHEN IT FALLS OFF, IT IS USUALLY BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN PUSHED JUST ENOUGH OFF THE EDGE. THIS MEANS IT WILL ALWAYS FLIP AT ROUGHLY THE SAME RATE. SINCE TABLES ARE ALL ROUGHLY THE SAME HEIGHT, THE TOAST WILL IN GENERAL FALL ON THE SAME SIDE FOR ANY GIVEN TABLE. THIS SIDE HAPPENS TO BE THE BUTTER SIDE. IF YOU KEPT YOUR TOAST BUTTER-SIDE DOWN ON THE TABLE, NOT ONLY WOULD IT FALL BUTTER-SIDE UP, IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY NOT FALL AT ALL SINCE IT WOULD BE STUCK TO THE TABLE.
P.P.S.
replying on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow
5 Mar 2003, 10:16 PM
Talk to the hand, man. Talk to the hand, because I am through with your punk ass.
replying on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow
5 Mar 2003, 9:59 PM
Sure man. Whatever. If you want to lie to me, that's fine. Heck, you can even lie to yourself. But don't think for one minute you can hide the truth from Jesu. For that...
For that, you will require an Isolation Boothe.
For that, you will require an Isolation Boothe.
on Give Me A Chance by bxjay170
5 Mar 2003, 9:57 PM
This isn't a poem. It's the overflow of a hideously misconducted enema. Did your teacher tell you this was good? WELL IT'S A PILE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
on Forbidden Fruit by celiff
5 Mar 2003, 9:55 PM
Is this supposed to be profound or something? OH WOW LOL I GET IT THE SERPENT IS EVIL AND HE IS SUGGESTING THAT NUDAM AND EVE TAKE A BITE OF THE FRUIT! What is the point? Are you actually saying anything? This is truly the worst thing ever.