Thanks for your comment. With this haiku, I wanted to explore what we do when we think about things. To me, the idea of The Truth is very intriguing -- what do you think?
What the hell are you talking about? You're Doug? Noooooooooooooooo! you filthy bastard!!!!!!!!
No, realy. What the hell are you chirping about now?
And there's some good looking smart guy called 666,
with a fucking sweet volvo calling himself you too.
So are you Ben, Doug, or Nicholas Monson, jones? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! mother mary,
my mucous membranes are drying out, the pain!!!!!!!.
i'm going to go play devil may cry now.
By the way what are the inherent contradictions of being a "Christian Humanist?" Assuming that one of the primary assumptions of humanism is the importance of being a loving person along with Jesus' exhortation that we love God and our neighbor; what is the contradiction?
I do not mind communicating with you, but I really prefer not to waste my time on a bunch of nonsense.
So please respond if you do have something worthwhile to say.
OK, It's not LIKELY to happen, but just say Jesu told you to cut off someone's bum because they worshipped satan, and had been pointing their bum directly at Jesu for several months. Would you do it?
This actually did happen to a Christian Humanist once, but it turned out that the so-called devil-worshipper was in fact in a coma, and had been forced to lie face-down on a hospital bed with his buttocks upturned unto the heavens for over a year. Fortunately, when the Christian Humanist heard Jesu's words, his brain went into an infinite loop and he ate his own shoes. An innocent mandrill who had been squatting nearby remained unharmed.
This is excellent (although it isn't technically a haiku). We can only determine truth from within, but these means all truth is personal and subjective and so therefore not really truth.
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Thanks for your comment. With this haiku, I wanted to explore what we do when we think about things. To me, the idea of The Truth is very intriguing -- what do you think?
Your friend,
Doug
No, realy. What the hell are you chirping about now?
And there's some good looking smart guy called 666,
with a fucking sweet volvo calling himself you too.
So are you Ben, Doug, or Nicholas Monson, jones? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! mother mary,
my mucous membranes are drying out, the pain!!!!!!!.
i'm going to go play devil may cry now.
Why not make comments that are relevant rather than ones that tend to make no sense at all.
By the way what are the inherent contradictions of being a "Christian Humanist?" Assuming that one of the primary assumptions of humanism is the importance of being a loving person along with Jesus' exhortation that we love God and our neighbor; what is the contradiction?
I do not mind communicating with you, but I really prefer not to waste my time on a bunch of nonsense.
So please respond if you do have something worthwhile to say.
Doug
This actually did happen to a Christian Humanist once, but it turned out that the so-called devil-worshipper was in fact in a coma, and had been forced to lie face-down on a hospital bed with his buttocks upturned unto the heavens for over a year. Fortunately, when the Christian Humanist heard Jesu's words, his brain went into an infinite loop and he ate his own shoes. An innocent mandrill who had been squatting nearby remained unharmed.
Why not respond in a manner that is constructive and makes some kind of sense?
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