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On Wanting to Know The Truth (Haiku) by dougsoderstrom

Wanting to know The Truth, The mind wanders into "the vast expanse," Forced to return unto itself.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Jan-03/4:11 PM
OK, It's not LIKELY to happen, but just say Jesu told you to cut off someone's bum because they worshipped satan, and had been pointing their bum directly at Jesu for several months. Would you do it?

This actually did happen to a Christian Humanist once, but it turned out that the so-called devil-worshipper was in fact in a coma, and had been forced to lie face-down on a hospital bed with his buttocks upturned unto the heavens for over a year. Fortunately, when the Christian Humanist heard Jesu's words, his brain went into an infinite loop and he ate his own shoes. An innocent mandrill who had been squatting nearby remained unharmed.




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