| Re: Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin |
13-Mar-03/8:28 PM |
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wait, are the grateful dead the zombies or the hippies?
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| Re: a comment on sexy by elizabethann |
13-Mar-03/4:09 PM |
I know how you feel, elizabethann. I used to have serious issues with my body, but now I'm beginning to accept myself for who I am. In case you didn't know, I'm disabled. It can be a problem at times, but there are very few bodily maneuvers that cannot be achieved with some sort of harness, a small tub of vaseline, a pair of binoculars and a basketful of self-esteem. And another basket. And a goat.
Unfortunately, such maneuvers include the sequence of hideous contortions required to operate a sander using only my groin. I tried this once and was very seriously injured.
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| Re: a comment on UNTITLED by bxjay170 |
13-Mar-03/10:49 AM |
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what the hell is that DISposed to mean?
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| Re: sexy by elizabethann |
13-Mar-03/10:47 AM |
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I like your use of the words "really sexy" to make the poeme seem really sexy. Also, great job throwing "scarred arms" in there. Poetry is always so much more profound when scars are involved. It's just that they're so deep, and so beautiful. Yes. You heard me. I said "beautiful". Because my scars ARE beautiful. They say more about me than Eminem ever could.
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| Re: a comment on sexy by elizabethann |
13-Mar-03/10:38 AM |
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| Re: Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie |
13-Mar-03/10:36 AM |
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Zoran Djindjic - such a poetic name.
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| Re: a comment on UNTITLED by bxjay170 |
13-Mar-03/10:29 AM |
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are you SUBverting YOUR voting?
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| Re: UNTITLED by bxjay170 |
13-Mar-03/10:26 AM |
BEFORE YOU CONSIDER WRITING POETRY, TRY MASTERING THE ABILITY TO MASTER THE ABILITY TO WRITE COHERENT SENTENCES IN PLAIN ENGLISH. BECAUSE IF WE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT, HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY HOPE TO TACKLE THE PROBLEM OF INFLATION? HOW CAN WE SOLVE EDUCATION? AND HOW CAN WE EVEN BEGIN TO DEAL WITH THE "COULDN'T CARE LESS" ATTITUDE THAT IS SO DEEPLY ROOTED IN THE FABRIC OF MODERN SOCIETY? I DON'T PRETEND TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. I DON'T EVEN PRETEND TO WEAR UNDERPANTS.
DO YOU?
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| Re: a comment on A Tale of Peter Pan by NewbieMe |
12-Mar-03/2:54 AM |
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| Re: a comment on our little secret by famenglory |
12-Mar-03/2:53 AM |
hey man
hows it hanging
maybe you need a new hero? try newbieme i hear the sauce is xqewuisaite
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| Re: A Tale of Peter Pan by NewbieMe |
12-Mar-03/12:59 AM |
There once was some aids in a Newbie,
Who suckled it out of a Doobie.
In terror he cried,
"Oh no! I shall die!
And I've never seen any Boobies!"
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| Re: a comment on Blinded by Dostoyevsky |
11-Mar-03/2:06 PM |
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yeah well i plead you to get a life i bet you don't even go out and hang with friends downtown i do because i have a life and i socialise
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| Re: good-bye kansas city: meditation #2 by poetandknowit |
11-Mar-03/12:59 PM |
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Oh yeah whatever so I'm just supposed to open the box and let you in? You of all people should know that Nasdaq don't just provide a deliberate obligation to squeeze, without all the fuss of salivating oyster kernals and unfulfilled brag handles. There are other perks as well, you know. And we aren't talking about a total reversal of policy, here. Merely the odd boomerang thrown in to eliminate any overhead. Whether it's up to you or not is a matter for that cone to decide, because besides curtains and foundations, what more could a potential buyer ask for?
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| Re: a comment on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
11-Mar-03/11:31 AM |
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It was my understanding that lastobelus was referring to the comments on my poeme rather than to the poeme itself. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he does have no grasp on reality. Maybe that's why he was caught sniffing that beggar's nappy. Maybe. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
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| Re: a comment on Text Messages Sent by blueENDyellow |
11-Mar-03/10:05 AM |
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| Re: a comment on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
11-Mar-03/4:05 AM |
Dear lastobelus,
Speaking as someone who has had a formal education in poetry, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the utter wrongness of your wrong opinions: Your wrong opinions are utterly wrong. The purpose of poetry is to deal with issues. Just read "Unwanted Gift" (http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=2333) if you don't believe me. As a committed Christian and professional van driver, I thought I'd write about some of the issues that I have to deal with everyday. It's because of gay homosexuals that I have to live my life in terrifying fear, with the dark brown cloud of GAIDS forever beluring me to its deadly embrace. I hope that the next time we meet, you won't be so quick to laugh at my personal issues. Afterall, one is constantly reminded of how Jesu dealt with issues, and I'd like to draw your attention, if I may, to The Book of Leviticus, Chapter 15, Verse 19:
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
If that's not dealing with issues, I don't know what is.
Thank you and God Bless.
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| Re: a comment on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
9-Mar-03/2:20 PM |
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| Re: Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig |
9-Mar-03/2:17 PM |
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Dio has rocked for a long long time. Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
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| Re: a comment on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum |
9-Mar-03/2:17 PM |
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A ha ha ha ==Doylum. You always were a feisty one. The mucus is composed of three parts trinitromethylate salts and one part human achievement. I call it "THE MUCUS OF ACHIEVEMENT"!
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| Re: a comment on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
9-Mar-03/10:24 AM |
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Why the fuck would Hecate have fangs?
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