replying on What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss
15 Mar 2003, 2:11 AM
It reminds me of the Egpytian ghost train in Chessington World of Adventure.
on What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss
15 Mar 2003, 2:10 AM
I was going to leave a sarcastic comment about the gibbon simile, but I've "altered my consciousness" and it seems really scary.
replying on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie
14 Mar 2003, 11:41 AM
Not believing in absoluteness of sin is an absolute sin.
replying on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie
14 Mar 2003, 8:29 AM
If by "agree" you mean "tolerate", then you'd be wrong. Unless, by "tolerate", you mean "toilet rate". In which case, it depends what you mean by "toilet". If you mean "a small amount of toil" then you'd be right. If you mean "a porcelain graveyard for bloated globules of jellied cack" then you'd also be right. But what does it really mean to be "right"? Because in today's happy-go-lucky society, in which truth is only relative, and disabled rights are merely a secondary issue, isn't everybody right? Christ, I hope so. I do hope so.
replying on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie
14 Mar 2003, 8:17 AM
And where does Jesu fit in to your revolting little scheme of things? I'll tell you: He doesn't. If that isn't proof enough of the utter wrongness and unbelievable ignorance of your dangerously wrong and ignorant opinions then I don't know what is.
replying on Maud, After the Death of her Daughter Lynn by middenHeap
14 Mar 2003, 4:53 AM
I am mean because I am a bitter old husk of a man with a bitter old husk of a beard trailing from my bitter old husk of a chin. Do you realise next month will be -=Dark_Angel=-'s first anniversary? I think I am the longest-registered active member on poemranker. That makes me sad, because I think of all the time I have spent posting bollocks here when I could have been inventing a cure for AIDS or tugging off or something.
replying on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie
14 Mar 2003, 3:43 AM
I agree. Sad. So terribly sad. And therefore wrong.
replying on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie
14 Mar 2003, 3:40 AM
I believe it will, as well. I believe it will.
replying on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus
13 Mar 2003, 8:54 PM
LET ME ASK MIA FARROW
OH WAIT SHE'S GOT HER HANDS FULL IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT LOL
(BY HANDS I OF COURSE MEAN EYE SOCKET AND BY FULL I OF COURSE MEAN FULL OF JOHNSON)
OH WAIT SHE'S GOT HER HANDS FULL IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT LOL
(BY HANDS I OF COURSE MEAN EYE SOCKET AND BY FULL I OF COURSE MEAN FULL OF JOHNSON)
replying on sexy by elizabethann
13 Mar 2003, 8:50 PM
WELL LOOK AT MISS HIGH CLASS OVER HERE
LISTEN TOOTS IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU'D STILL BE FLUFFING THE CAST OF 'ROSEANNE' FOR $2/HR
LISTEN TOOTS IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU'D STILL BE FLUFFING THE CAST OF 'ROSEANNE' FOR $2/HR
replying on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus
13 Mar 2003, 8:48 PM
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The day Pan out-played Apollo (Haiku) by Bachus
The musical palm
deserves to be his, because
he never gets laid.
Hooves, horns, and Pan-pipe.
King Midas shall judge this match.
He enjoys ass-ears.
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-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:45 PM
-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
Never, cement shoes.love.love.love.love.love.farina.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
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-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:44 PM
OH
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:46 PM
LOVE!
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replying on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus
13 Mar 2003, 8:44 PM
OH
on Maud, After the Death of her Daughter Lynn by middenHeap
13 Mar 2003, 8:42 PM
ACES ANOTHER LOVE POEM! WELL GOLLY FUCKING GOSH I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus
13 Mar 2003, 8:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
on Tears For You by mckenzie
13 Mar 2003, 8:40 PM
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT NEWS! YEP. EXCELLENT! OK. OK. YEP. CHEERS. SEE YOU AT SEVEN THEN. OK. LOVE YOU. BYE!
on hard as a rock by <~>
13 Mar 2003, 8:39 PM
HARD AS A SOCK
on Why I Chose My Name by mmejido
13 Mar 2003, 8:38 PM
NOBODY CARES.
on At Least I Love You by Luv2write
13 Mar 2003, 8:37 PM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. You have stolen my heart away with your pure, simple words. Who needs fancifications like "writing in a style that isn't identical to prose but with random line breaks" or "non-default choice of words" or "a basic understanding of poetry"?! Obviously not you! You are so special that you have an innate mastery of the essence of poetry without even needing to read any other poems! You're so amazing that the last three thousand years of poetry is rendered irrelevent by your challenging, breakthrough work!
LOOK YOU STUPID BINT: YOU ARE A STUPID BINT.
LOOK YOU STUPID BINT: YOU ARE A STUPID BINT.
WOW LOL STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS YOU REALLY BARE YOUR HEART AND JUST LET YOUR EMOTIONS FALL OUT I MEAN SO MANY PEOPLE COULD LEARN FROM YOUR EXAMPLE THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE AND IT MAKES ME CRY WITH HAPPINESS ABOUT HOW THE WORLD IS SO GREAT AND YOU JUST SAY THINGS IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL, SIMPLE WAY YOU DON'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH OR TRY TO MAKE THINGS MORE THAN THEY ARE YOU JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAS A TRUE INNER BEAUTY THAT FAR OUTSHINES THE FALSE BEAUTY CREATED BY INSINCERE POETS AND THEIR WEAVING OF WORDS YOU HAVE CREATED A REVOULTION IN POETRY AND MY HEART IS FOREVER YOURS