| Re: Desired Height by Wulf |
17-Mar-03/6:51 AM |
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I like the way you add ethnicity and authenticity to your words by abbreviating them!!!! 10!!!!!!!!!
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| Re: Lover's Portrait by Dancer |
17-Mar-03/6:42 AM |
It's 'it's'.
It's 'Jesu'.
It's a pile of toss.
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| Re: kiss by elizabethann |
17-Mar-03/6:38 AM |
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The boy who told you you almost gave him an orgasm by kissing his neck was lying, and you are a fool for believing him.
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| Re: a comment on squeeze by kthulah |
17-Mar-03/6:31 AM |
The entire thing can still be found on the following hilarious page:
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=9680
You made one comment that it was inappropriate to use the word 'pussy' as an analogy for 'weak', which should have alerted all of us straight away, since that was never how I used it.
The argument proper was about whether genitals could be male or female. By the end you were still under the delusion that we were talking about sexuality. Perhaps now you have matured enough to admit you were wrong.
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| Re: a comment on squeeze by kthulah |
16-Mar-03/8:34 PM |
Dear god'swife,
You didn't get into an argument on this subject in August. You jumped into a discussion about whether Legolas was a pussy with a series of completely off-topic monologues on gender identity in today's modern society because you didn't understand what the discussion was about. When I mentioned how off-topic they were, you flipped. Is that what you meant by "argument on this very subject"?
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| Re: a comment on What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss |
15-Mar-03/2:11 AM |
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It reminds me of the Egpytian ghost train in Chessington World of Adventure.
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| Re: What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss |
15-Mar-03/2:10 AM |
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I was going to leave a sarcastic comment about the gibbon simile, but I've "altered my consciousness" and it seems really scary.
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| Re: My friend by Luv2write |
14-Mar-03/7:51 PM |
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Wow! What a delicious twist in the ending! With these Fererro Rocher you are really spoiling us!
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| Re: a comment on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie |
14-Mar-03/11:41 AM |
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Not believing in absoluteness of sin is an absolute sin.
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| Re: a comment on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie |
14-Mar-03/8:29 AM |
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If by "agree" you mean "tolerate", then you'd be wrong. Unless, by "tolerate", you mean "toilet rate". In which case, it depends what you mean by "toilet". If you mean "a small amount of toil" then you'd be right. If you mean "a porcelain graveyard for bloated globules of jellied cack" then you'd also be right. But what does it really mean to be "right"? Because in today's happy-go-lucky society, in which truth is only relative, and disabled rights are merely a secondary issue, isn't everybody right? Christ, I hope so. I do hope so.
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| Re: a comment on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie |
14-Mar-03/8:17 AM |
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And where does Jesu fit in to your revolting little scheme of things? I'll tell you: He doesn't. If that isn't proof enough of the utter wrongness and unbelievable ignorance of your dangerously wrong and ignorant opinions then I don't know what is.
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| Re: a comment on Maud, After the Death of her Daughter Lynn by middenHeap |
14-Mar-03/4:53 AM |
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I am mean because I am a bitter old husk of a man with a bitter old husk of a beard trailing from my bitter old husk of a chin. Do you realise next month will be -=Dark_Angel=-'s first anniversary? I think I am the longest-registered active member on poemranker. That makes me sad, because I think of all the time I have spent posting bollocks here when I could have been inventing a cure for AIDS or tugging off or something.
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| Re: a comment on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie |
14-Mar-03/3:43 AM |
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I agree. Sad. So terribly sad. And therefore wrong.
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| Re: a comment on Assassin Nation by Blue Magpie |
14-Mar-03/3:40 AM |
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I believe it will, as well. I believe it will.
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| Re: a comment on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus |
13-Mar-03/8:54 PM |
LET ME ASK MIA FARROW
OH WAIT SHE'S GOT HER HANDS FULL IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT LOL
(BY HANDS I OF COURSE MEAN EYE SOCKET AND BY FULL I OF COURSE MEAN FULL OF JOHNSON)
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| Re: a comment on sexy by elizabethann |
13-Mar-03/8:50 PM |
WELL LOOK AT MISS HIGH CLASS OVER HERE
LISTEN TOOTS IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU'D STILL BE FLUFFING THE CAST OF 'ROSEANNE' FOR $2/HR
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| Re: a comment on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus |
13-Mar-03/8:48 PM |
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The day Pan out-played Apollo (Haiku) by Bachus
The musical palm
deserves to be his, because
he never gets laid.
Hooves, horns, and Pan-pipe.
King Midas shall judge this match.
He enjoys ass-ears.
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-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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13-Mar-03, 08:45 PM
-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
Never, cement shoes.love.love.love.love.love.farina.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
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13-Mar-03, 08:44 PM
OH
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:46 PM
LOVE!
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| Re: a comment on The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus |
13-Mar-03/8:44 PM |
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| Re: Maud, After the Death of her Daughter Lynn by middenHeap |
13-Mar-03/8:42 PM |
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ACES ANOTHER LOVE POEM! WELL GOLLY FUCKING GOSH I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Re: The day Pan out-played Apollo by Bachus |
13-Mar-03/8:41 PM |
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I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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