replying on Live by Luv2write
20 Mar 2003, 1:16 AM
Running into a butcher's shop, demanding that he strap you into a harness made of his finest cured meats, and then breaking wind in his parlor while he completes the harness.
Tell me, Luv2write: Do you think that it is a good thing that Christians make mistakes? Do you think that being sinless is boring?
It's hard for people to give their lives to Christ because Christianity is complete and utter bullshit. It's so obviously bullshit. The vast majority of Christians are only Christians because they have grown up with Christian beliefs and are too scared to let (one) go. The fact that the majority of religious people adopt the religion of those about them makes it OBVIOUS that it is their environment, rather than any sort of divine experience of Jesu, that has led them to choose such a religion.
If you believe in Christianity, but still refuse to give your life to Christ because you think Christians have no fun, then you are either insane or so unbelievably stupid that I seriously doubt you even wear trousers.
Besides, Christians don't have fun. I've been to Christian social events, and all they consist of is a load of smug idiots in sandals singing Christian folk songs. You can tell by their faces that they are utterly weak and probably think that wooden toys are better than plastic toys because they are more traditional. Wooden toys are so beautiful.
It's hard for people to give their lives to Christ because Christianity is complete and utter bullshit. It's so obviously bullshit. The vast majority of Christians are only Christians because they have grown up with Christian beliefs and are too scared to let (one) go. The fact that the majority of religious people adopt the religion of those about them makes it OBVIOUS that it is their environment, rather than any sort of divine experience of Jesu, that has led them to choose such a religion.
If you believe in Christianity, but still refuse to give your life to Christ because you think Christians have no fun, then you are either insane or so unbelievably stupid that I seriously doubt you even wear trousers.
Besides, Christians don't have fun. I've been to Christian social events, and all they consist of is a load of smug idiots in sandals singing Christian folk songs. You can tell by their faces that they are utterly weak and probably think that wooden toys are better than plastic toys because they are more traditional. Wooden toys are so beautiful.
But if you do that they just say "Oh but God would never command me to do that". Besides, I'm not trying to convert anyone. I just want them to know, deep down, what a prime bollock they are. Whether they admit it or not is a matter for that cone to decide.
Also, if they lost their faith because it conflicted with whatever morals happened to be in vogue, then they are losing it for the wrong reasons, and as far as my pants are concerned, not believing in Jesu for the wrong reason is just as naughty as believing in Jesu for the wrong reason.
Anyway I do believe in Jesu. Don't you?
Also, if they lost their faith because it conflicted with whatever morals happened to be in vogue, then they are losing it for the wrong reasons, and as far as my pants are concerned, not believing in Jesu for the wrong reason is just as naughty as believing in Jesu for the wrong reason.
Anyway I do believe in Jesu. Don't you?
on the salt shaker by elizabethann
18 Mar 2003, 8:29 AM
Great idea to have someone drinking someone's tears! And so original, too! Thanks for felching it onto poemeranker! 10/10!
replying on the salt shaker by elizabethann
18 Mar 2003, 8:26 AM
I'm pretty sure you can survive without a stomach lining. It grows back. In fact, it might be a fact that following sev'ral eruptions of sick, you lose quite a bit of stomach lining, and merely the husk remains.
on A Face Of Sadness by mr_ice55
18 Mar 2003, 8:19 AM
Excellent use of the word "like". Sometimes a metaphor can be too strong, can't it?
It is your "theology" that is childish. Here is some non-childish theology.
(a) God does not do things by accident
(b) Therefore everything He does must be intentional
(c) God sees all things
(d) Your bum is a thing
(e) Therefore God is looking at your bum
(f) He cannot be looking at your bum by accident
(g) Therefore He is intentionally looking at your bum
(h) QED
(a) God does not do things by accident
(b) Therefore everything He does must be intentional
(c) God sees all things
(d) Your bum is a thing
(e) Therefore God is looking at your bum
(f) He cannot be looking at your bum by accident
(g) Therefore He is intentionally looking at your bum
(h) QED
>> Without suffering, there would be no compassion.
Yeah but without suffering, there would also be no suffering. Let us suppose that the aim of compassion is to reduce suffering. Surely any compassionate being would want to live in a World without suffering. Is there compassion in Heaven? You utter weiner.
Consider this:
(a) God made all things
(b) Hell is a thing
(c) Therefore God made Hell
(d) If He hadn't made Hell, then no-one would have to go to Hell.
So why did He make Hell? Before you answer, consider this:
(a) God is perfect
(b) God has free will
(c) Therefore it is possible to be perfect AND still have free will
(d) So God could have made us all perfect beings with free will
(e) Then there would be no suffering
(f) But He did not do this
(g) Why?
(h) IT CANNOT BE BECAUSE HE WANTED US TO HAVE FREE WILL
Yeah but without suffering, there would also be no suffering. Let us suppose that the aim of compassion is to reduce suffering. Surely any compassionate being would want to live in a World without suffering. Is there compassion in Heaven? You utter weiner.
Consider this:
(a) God made all things
(b) Hell is a thing
(c) Therefore God made Hell
(d) If He hadn't made Hell, then no-one would have to go to Hell.
So why did He make Hell? Before you answer, consider this:
(a) God is perfect
(b) God has free will
(c) Therefore it is possible to be perfect AND still have free will
(d) So God could have made us all perfect beings with free will
(e) Then there would be no suffering
(f) But He did not do this
(g) Why?
(h) IT CANNOT BE BECAUSE HE WANTED US TO HAVE FREE WILL
replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
17 Mar 2003, 10:06 PM
hahahaha
replying on lost by elizabethann
17 Mar 2003, 10:04 PM
WELL THEN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR POETRY IN YOUR SPECIAL SECRET DIARY INSTEAD OF SMEARING IT ALL OVER POEMRANKER.
on Meditation 03 by Blue Magpie
17 Mar 2003, 7:00 AM
God's test is the GCSE Religious Studies examination. I got a C even though I didn't revise! Clever or what!?!?!
on Another Dull Moment by Blindproject217
17 Mar 2003, 6:54 AM
I would suggest the following changes:
"Another Dull Moment" --> " "
"Another boring moment" --> " "
"I search these desolate streets for signs of life" --> " "
"I am overcome with calamity and strife" --> " "
"Plagued by this earthly mindset" --> " "
"The world is plotting against me" --> " "
"Day and night it plans my demise" --> " "
"My eyes are dimming" --> " "
"The light in this place has long since faded" --> " "
"I choke on the dark" --> " "
"As slowly I am suffocated" --> " "
"I turn my eyes" --> " "
"As I take my last breath" --> " "
"I see your face" --> " "
"And I am in wonder at your beauty" --> " "
"So perfect so picturesque" --> " "
"You take your hand in mine" --> " "
"No longer do I look for a sign" --> " "
"No longer do I search for a reason" --> " "
"The vail is lifted" --> " "
"I stand up and slowly look around" --> " "
"The light comes" --> " "
"And I slowly understand" --> " "
"Why I?ve wasted all this time" --> " "
"Why I?ve wasted all these years" --> " "
"Why I?ve thrown away these moments" --> " "
"Why I?ve used up all tears" --> " "
" Time has come" --> " "
"And time has gone" --> " "
"But you stand here" --> " "
"My longing heart has found no answers to speak of" --> " "
"No longer must I search for reason" --> " "
"I have found it in you" --> " "
"Another Dull Moment" --> " "
"Another boring moment" --> " "
"I search these desolate streets for signs of life" --> " "
"I am overcome with calamity and strife" --> " "
"Plagued by this earthly mindset" --> " "
"The world is plotting against me" --> " "
"Day and night it plans my demise" --> " "
"My eyes are dimming" --> " "
"The light in this place has long since faded" --> " "
"I choke on the dark" --> " "
"As slowly I am suffocated" --> " "
"I turn my eyes" --> " "
"As I take my last breath" --> " "
"I see your face" --> " "
"And I am in wonder at your beauty" --> " "
"So perfect so picturesque" --> " "
"You take your hand in mine" --> " "
"No longer do I look for a sign" --> " "
"No longer do I search for a reason" --> " "
"The vail is lifted" --> " "
"I stand up and slowly look around" --> " "
"The light comes" --> " "
"And I slowly understand" --> " "
"Why I?ve wasted all this time" --> " "
"Why I?ve wasted all these years" --> " "
"Why I?ve thrown away these moments" --> " "
"Why I?ve used up all tears" --> " "
" Time has come" --> " "
"And time has gone" --> " "
"But you stand here" --> " "
"My longing heart has found no answers to speak of" --> " "
"No longer must I search for reason" --> " "
"I have found it in you" --> " "
on Desired Height by Wulf
17 Mar 2003, 6:51 AM
I like the way you add ethnicity and authenticity to your words by abbreviating them!!!! 10!!!!!!!!!
on Lover's Portrait by Dancer
17 Mar 2003, 6:42 AM
It's 'it's'.
It's 'Jesu'.
It's a pile of toss.
It's 'Jesu'.
It's a pile of toss.
on kiss by elizabethann
17 Mar 2003, 6:38 AM
The boy who told you you almost gave him an orgasm by kissing his neck was lying, and you are a fool for believing him.