Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	20-Mar-03/4:04 AM
Riding out into the desert with your young acolyte, performing a series of magickal rituals just to look cool, and then buggering him senseless under the scorching midday sun.
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	20-Mar-03/1:16 AM
Running into a butcher's shop, demanding that he strap you into a harness made of his finest cured meats, and then breaking wind in his parlor while he completes the harness.
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	20-Mar-03/1:14 AM
Sleeping in on Sunday morning.
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	20-Mar-03/1:14 AM
Having it off before you get married.
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	20-Mar-03/1:12 AM
lol
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	19-Mar-03/3:50 PM
Tell me, Luv2write: Do you think that it is a good thing that Christians make mistakes? Do you think that being sinless is boring? It's hard for people to give their lives to Christ because Christianity is complete and utter bullshit. It's so obviously bullshit. The vast majority of Christians are only Christians because they have grown up with Christian beliefs and are too scared to let (one) go. The fact that the majority of religious people adopt the religion of those about them makes it OBVIOUS that it is their environment, rather than any sort of divine experience of Jesu, that has led them to choose such a religion. If you believe in Christianity, but still refuse to give your life to Christ because you think Christians have no fun, then you are either insane or so unbelievably stupid that I seriously doubt you even wear trousers. Besides, Christians don't have fun. I've been to Christian social events, and all they consist of is a load of smug idiots in sandals singing Christian folk songs. You can tell by their faces that they are utterly weak and probably think that wooden toys are better than plastic toys because they are more traditional. Wooden toys are so beautiful.
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	18-Mar-03/9:55 AM
But if you do that they just say "Oh but God would never command me to do that". Besides, I'm not trying to convert anyone. I just want them to know, deep down, what a prime bollock they are. Whether they admit it or not is a matter for that cone to decide. Also, if they lost their faith because it conflicted with whatever morals happened to be in vogue, then they are losing it for the wrong reasons, and as far as my pants are concerned, not believing in Jesu for the wrong reason is just as naughty as believing in Jesu for the wrong reason. Anyway I do believe in Jesu. Don't you?
Re: the salt shaker by elizabethann	18-Mar-03/8:29 AM
Great idea to have someone drinking someone's tears! And so original, too! Thanks for felching it onto poemeranker! 10/10!
Re: a comment on the salt shaker by elizabethann	18-Mar-03/8:26 AM
I'm pretty sure you can survive without a stomach lining. It grows back. In fact, it might be a fact that following sev'ral eruptions of sick, you lose quite a bit of stomach lining, and merely the husk remains.
Re: A Face Of Sadness by mr_ice55	18-Mar-03/8:19 AM
Excellent use of the word "like". Sometimes a metaphor can be too strong, can't it?
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	18-Mar-03/8:10 AM
It is your "theology" that is childish. Here is some non-childish theology. (a) God does not do things by accident (b) Therefore everything He does must be intentional (c) God sees all things (d) Your bum is a thing (e) Therefore God is looking at your bum (f) He cannot be looking at your bum by accident (g) Therefore He is intentionally looking at your bum (h) QED
Re: a comment on Live by Luv2write	18-Mar-03/8:04 AM
>> Without suffering, there would be no compassion. Yeah but without suffering, there would also be no suffering. Let us suppose that the aim of compassion is to reduce suffering. Surely any compassionate being would want to live in a World without suffering. Is there compassion in Heaven? You utter weiner. Consider this: (a) God made all things (b) Hell is a thing (c) Therefore God made Hell (d) If He hadn't made Hell, then no-one would have to go to Hell. So why did He make Hell? Before you answer, consider this: (a) God is perfect (b) God has free will (c) Therefore it is possible to be perfect AND still have free will (d) So God could have made us all perfect beings with free will (e) Then there would be no suffering (f) But He did not do this (g) Why? (h) IT CANNOT BE BECAUSE HE WANTED US TO HAVE FREE WILL
Re: a comment on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin	17-Mar-03/10:06 PM
hahahaha
Re: a comment on lost by elizabethann	17-Mar-03/10:04 PM
WELL THEN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR POETRY IN YOUR SPECIAL SECRET DIARY INSTEAD OF SMEARING IT ALL OVER POEMRANKER.
Re: a comment on Heirlooms by Bachus	17-Mar-03/10:01 PM
Only if you bring god'swife with you and she promises to launch herself on top of Stephen Hawking and make love to him while his assistants frantically try to roll her gigantic mass off of him before his bones are all crushed.
Re: a comment on squeeze by kthulah	17-Mar-03/7:22 AM
I take issue with your point that a penis doesn't have a penis. You're imposing your pre-defined gender notions on any number of newborn penises that have as much right to sexuality choice as they do to life. 10!!!
Re: a comment on squeeze by kthulah	17-Mar-03/7:04 AM
P.S. I doubt your vagina is as powerful as you think. How much can it bench press?
Re: Meditation 03 by Blue Magpie	17-Mar-03/7:00 AM
God's test is the GCSE Religious Studies examination. I got a C even though I didn't revise! Clever or what!?!?!
Re: Heirlooms by Bachus	17-Mar-03/6:57 AM
I think what you've done here is confused "poetry" with "a series of uneventful anecdotes about childhood". A good try though! 10!!!
Re: Another Dull Moment by Blindproject217	17-Mar-03/6:54 AM
I would suggest the following changes: "Another Dull Moment" --> " " "Another boring moment" --> " " "I search these desolate streets for signs of life" --> " " "I am overcome with calamity and strife" --> " " "Plagued by this earthly mindset" --> " " "The world is plotting against me" --> " " "Day and night it plans my demise" --> " " "My eyes are dimming" --> " " "The light in this place has long since faded" --> " " "I choke on the dark" --> " " "As slowly I am suffocated" --> " " "I turn my eyes" --> " " "As I take my last breath" --> " " "I see your face" --> " " "And I am in wonder at your beauty" --> " " "So perfect so picturesque" --> " " "You take your hand in mine" --> " " "No longer do I look for a sign" --> " " "No longer do I search for a reason" --> " " "The vail is lifted" --> " " "I stand up and slowly look around" --> " " "The light comes" --> " " "And I slowly understand" --> " " "Why I?ve wasted all this time" --> " " "Why I?ve wasted all these years" --> " " "Why I?ve thrown away these moments" --> " " "Why I?ve used up all tears" --> " " " Time has come" --> " " "And time has gone" --> " " "But you stand here" --> " " "My longing heart has found no answers to speak of" --> " " "No longer must I search for reason" --> " " "I have found it in you" --> " "