Poemranker [Poem: Why I Hate Your Kids] [by vito0090] Thu May 16 19:57:12 PDT 2024

Hate it is a strong word, but it's the one that I'm going to use. Because your kids are driving me crazy with their auditory abuse. I'm minding my own business, but your rats are ill-behaved. If I had my druthers, then they would be enslaved. They're messy and they're smelly all coated with sticky grape jelly, they must touch everything they see and they smell rancid, like stale pee. They yell at nothing, and cry at anything and completely lack consideration, being that we're in a public place could you please control that abomination? I know you think they're cute, but I'm sorry, I can't agree. If that little shit doesn't leave me alone I'll lay him across my knee. I'll administer a little discipline that you're unable or unwilling to do yourself. A little authority never hurt, towards one who's putting me through hell.

[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 3-Mar-03/12:34 PM | Reply

fag. Did you know that homosexuals although mostly intelligent outside of the aids herpes genital wart bug chasing thing are committing genocide? See, it's a fact that men can't have ass babies no matter how hard they pray. Which is why gay science fictioneers have been on the fast track to inventing the 'ass buggy' or 'ass pod' which will act as a cloning-teleporting-device allowing a gay man to recreate themselves using their own ass or a male friends for the braver fag, with out the need of woman or mothers or for the braver fag, sisters, and send themselves any where in the universe that their sweet little one pump heart desires. i can do this all day, see. i'm an authority on the subject being a middle of the road type of young mad genius fag with a wife and kid and beakers. i'm suffering from a rare strain of 'chirpes' symplux SET-da#8antiproffecocktail. A rash the nore you itch the more it goes away.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > horus8 | 3-Mar-03/12:37 PM | Reply

For a minute I thought you said "it's a fact that men can't have ass babies no matter how hard they gay", and I was about to congratulate you on saying the best thing ever. Unfortunately what you actually said was rubbish.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 3-Mar-03/12:42 PM | Reply

If I had my druthers, everyone who used the phrase "if I had my druthers" would be stabbed in the groin and kicked down the stairs.

[6] spank me baby yeah @ 62.105.88.10 | 4-Mar-03/4:34 AM | Reply

YEAH YOU SLATE THE LITTLE FUCKWITS