replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
13 Feb 2003, 11:29 AM
I also felt something in Yorkminster Cathedral. Something that had appeared, rather mysteriously, in my breeches . It did not feel good. But I know I felt SOMETHING. Maybe it was the baby Jesus?
replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
13 Feb 2003, 11:18 AM
Mr Pig (if that is your real name),
In my previous fucking comment, I was referring to the motherfucking question posed by the fucker known as Caducus. Do you fucking understand how the cocking indentation of a comment relates to its place in the hierarchy of the discussion? Obviously not. Now get the shitting-fuck out of my sight and go and think about what it is that you have done. Good day to you, Sir!
In my previous fucking comment, I was referring to the motherfucking question posed by the fucker known as Caducus. Do you fucking understand how the cocking indentation of a comment relates to its place in the hierarchy of the discussion? Obviously not. Now get the shitting-fuck out of my sight and go and think about what it is that you have done. Good day to you, Sir!
replying on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
13 Feb 2003, 9:27 AM
Look motherfucker just answer the motherfucking question.
on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig
13 Feb 2003, 7:55 AM
What is the purpose of the third line?
replying on Asian Bicycle Saga by TanHand
12 Feb 2003, 8:50 PM
What I did there was to use the title of a song as my comment!
on Asian Bicycle Saga by TanHand
12 Feb 2003, 8:38 PM
Treat me mean, I need the reputation.
replying on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos
12 Feb 2003, 8:32 PM
lol! I bet you could base a succesful comedy act on that sort of apathetic attitude toward sport!
on Mother Earth by DewDrop
11 Feb 2003, 11:27 AM
Hope? Fear? Justice?
Systematic? Dogmatic? Pragmatic?
A.S.T.H.M.A.T.I.C.------------>
--------------> issues <-------
Great use of "Nicaragua" to rhyme with "peanuts"
Systematic? Dogmatic? Pragmatic?
A.S.T.H.M.A.T.I.C.------------>
--------------> issues <-------
Great use of "Nicaragua" to rhyme with "peanuts"
on Lindsey's Ballad by thepinkbunnyofdoom
11 Feb 2003, 11:22 AM
Hi bunny. I know we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I'm confident that if you provide a full and frank apology, we can forget about this rather unpleasant business. Friends?
The lines,
"That light is hope
Without it she'd die"
are beautiful, by the way.
The lines,
"That light is hope
Without it she'd die"
are beautiful, by the way.
on Perversions 4: Kink in Space by razorgrin
11 Feb 2003, 9:36 AM
otaku hahahaa
Also, limericks whose first line ends in the same word as the last are ace. go go gadget lear
Also, limericks whose first line ends in the same word as the last are ace. go go gadget lear
on Magick Fingers of Love by Wulf
10 Feb 2003, 3:37 PM
After a jolly good read, I initially thought this poeme was about a small bean regarder. Was that the intention? Or is it more to do with the tectonic plates that underpin society, having shifted culturally, socially and politically in the previous few years?
replying on The Dark one's 2000th comment by <{Baba^Yaga}>
9 Feb 2003, 9:53 PM
Then you know nothing. A gentleman always laughs and then breaks wind, not only so that womenfolk and others with weak constitutions may cover their noses with an ointment-soaked handkerchief, but so that the breaking of the wind punctuates both the jocularity of the thing that caused the gentleman to laugh and the importance of the gentleman's reaction.
So, you see, the laugh and the breaking of the wind are naught when encounter'd alone. But by their powers combined, I am Captain Planet.
P.S. Ace poem <{Baba^Yaga}>. OR SHOULD I SAY HORUS8. I am mystified by the inclusion of a cricket in this biography, however. Surely you know the tale of -=Dark_Angel=- and Grandfather Cricket, and what passed between them, and what came about thence?
So, you see, the laugh and the breaking of the wind are naught when encounter'd alone. But by their powers combined, I am Captain Planet.
P.S. Ace poem <{Baba^Yaga}>. OR SHOULD I SAY HORUS8. I am mystified by the inclusion of a cricket in this biography, however. Surely you know the tale of -=Dark_Angel=- and Grandfather Cricket, and what passed between them, and what came about thence?
on Life's Loves Lost by Jigg
8 Feb 2003, 12:14 PM
I've heard plantains are pretty good for curing the blues. http://www.geocities.com/powergasm_now/a
on All Alone Again by Spindle
7 Feb 2003, 6:37 PM
Oh, you're all alone again. Well pass me the chainsaw, I'm going to cut my heart out because the sorrow is so unbearable.
replying on Raw boy chiva by horus8
7 Feb 2003, 6:32 PM
It's perfectly natural to respond with aggression to such a great joke. But I really feel it's in your best interest to try to work around your anger, not only on poemranker but also in your daily life.
on Raw boy chiva by horus8
7 Feb 2003, 5:43 PM
Hey guys I just thought of a great joke.
Q: What do you get if you cross the works of Thomas Nagel with the startup DOS batch file?
A: "What is it like to be autoexec.bat?"!!!!!!!11
Q: What do you get if you cross the works of Thomas Nagel with the startup DOS batch file?
A: "What is it like to be autoexec.bat?"!!!!!!!11
replying on Raw boy chiva by horus8
7 Feb 2003, 5:03 PM
\m|,
Let me begin to explain with an introduction to elementary Comment Indentation Theory (you will require a basic knowledge of Set Theory if you wish to continue):
When you see a collection of comments structured in the following way:
-CommentA
---CommentB
-----CommentC
then, the domain of CommentB is CommentA. And the domain of CommentC is the union of CommentA with CommentB. Do you see?
So, the domain, D, of my "Look motherfucker just answer the motherfucking question" comment is the union of your comment that starts "In my defence Cad..." with Caducus' comment in which he asks you to identify yourself and explain the dedication. In particular, my comment concerning the meaning of the third line OF YOUR POEME is not in D! That means that the question I was asking you to answer must have been the question posed by Caducus. Christ, you're confused. Especially about the spelling of abacus.