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mr cunt on Leap! by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:17 PM

This poem shows you and ROCKMAGE (same person) are cunts, total and utter cunts

mr cunt on My daughter found at the age of 28 by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:16 PM

This poem shows you and ROCKMAGE (same person) are cunts, total and utter cunts

mr cunt on Smiling by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:17 PM

This poem shows you and ROCKMAGE (same person) are cunts, total and utter cunts, and that's being polite.

mr cunt on Leap! by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:17 PM

This poem shows you and ROCKMAGE (same person) are cunts, total and utter cunts

mr cunt on Leap! by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:17 PM

This poem shows you and ROCKMAGE (same person) are cunts, total and utter cunts

mr cunt on Leap! by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:18 PM

I think I have a low opinion of you and Rocky-poo.

mr cunt on Leap! by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:18 PM

This scribble is shite.

mr cunt on Leap! by Jill Stockinger 27 Feb 2007, 5:18 PM

Fuck off.

BrandonW on some deleted poem 27 Feb 2007, 9:24 PM

0 - For your spree of 0's on my behalf!

Stephen Robins on The Dovina Limericks by Everyone 28 Feb 2007, 8:17 AM

There once was a blob named Dovina, Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her, All of that weight, Squeeze into four feet and eight, She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Stephen Robins on some deleted poem 28 Feb 2007, 8:22 AM

Clever witty and actually not long enough.

jessicazee on The Laws of Life by lrustagi 1 Mar 2007, 3:04 AM

Courageous (sp?) and well-tought-out. 8.9

jessicazee on some deleted poem 1 Mar 2007, 3:06 AM

A fractured fairy tale?

richa on The Laws of Life by lrustagi 2 Mar 2007, 2:28 PM

So many problems here. Some of the apostrophes are plain daft. When has anyone in the deepest recesses of time ever spoken about something being 'ttractive or 'cerbic or something that 'xtends. The poem refuses to yield a sentence that actually means anything. Who the hell is zealous smith? What is the glow of God? Have you seen God glow recently. What is 'crisp the cast, thou walk out cleanse the outer, hence inner stout' all about '[the test of truth]fist it firm an' hold it tight' What!!. And the grammar 'full of flurry an' floral flourish bridle is there in thou hands'. And don't you realise that to close a sentence you need a full stop. -bum-

mr cunt on A Tragic Love Tryst In The Park Near The Sewage Works by Edna Sweetlove 2 Mar 2007, 5:56 PM

Fabulous. I shot my load reading this.

mr cunt on My Pet Gerbil by Engelbert Humpalot 2 Mar 2007, 5:57 PM

Fabulous. I turded with excitement.

mr cunt on Bon Voyage by Jeremi B. Handrinos 2 Mar 2007, 5:59 PM

To say this was a great poem would be not so much an understatement but more of a blatant lie. It is pretentious shit and your pen name is truly common and nerdy. You must be a total cunt.

mr cunt on The Rift by Bachus 2 Mar 2007, 6:00 PM

How wonderful you cannot spell your own pen name: it should be Bacchus, or to be more accurate, Backscuttler.

mr cunt on Las Gaviotas by Bachus 2 Mar 2007, 6:01 PM

Illiterate, ungrammatical tripe. Why not learn some English, you silly asshole? You can't even spell your own pen name. Mongol.

mr cunt on Zinnias are a funny flower by Bachus 2 Mar 2007, 6:02 PM

Drivel. But more than that. Illiterate drivel. Pathetic horseturds.