My Pet Gerbil

Member since 2006 · Posted 17 Aug 2006 · 3 comments

Father forgive me for my sins. I have sinned in thought word and deed With knobs on. The pain, the pain, how I vomit with the pain. Oh Jesus Christ, it's unbearable. I have ripped a lump out of my prepuce As a result of trying to make my pet gerbil Algonquin Give me a blowjob - normally he's a very obliging rodent And doesn't object to my sodomizing him, Especially when I wrap him in duct tape so he doesn't burst. I was forced to kick him in the mouth to free my dong. RIP Algonquin. Two hail maries only? Christ that was good value.

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[10] Edna Sweetlove 20-Aug-06/5:14 AM Reply

I have always found a large plastic bag is sufficient to keep small rodents still during sodomy. Lovely poem, keep 'em rolling. Let's roll, in fact.

[10] Sing4Jesus! 3-Sep-06/5:15 PM Reply

God may forgive you for this. As far as I am concerned you can fuck off.

[10] mr cunt 2-Mar-07/5:57 PM Reply

Fabulous. I turded with excitement.