Re: For the Lonely by snowing	12-Aug-02/7:13 PM
Shut up! Bullshit! I don't believe you or it. Never. Wah! Wah! (Little do you know your setting yourself up for the bleeding heart kill) Duck! 4}10
Re: good-bye kansas city: meditation #1 by poetandknowit	12-Aug-02/5:37 PM
Slam~Champ aye. I once seen a tornado. It was in Kansas. People died. I smiled like that bitch in your poem. Big!
Re: Can't we be together? by Urban Reenchantment	11-Aug-02/10:00 PM
My last functioning brain cell just abandoned ship. It's time to hurt mother. You're gonna go and make me put on my mask and milk her again aren't ya. Boy, oh boy the more of those leather straps I wrap around her breasts the more I understand the mysterys of the universe. Yes. I'm getting closer to the true name of God, and my friend, you have unleashed my entire collection of plug-in-ables to help me inch closer. Mother's gonna scream for joy. Thank you. Brother.
Re: Ask Dr 2 by notule	11-Aug-02/9:49 PM
I don't know. It was great up until the gardening. Then, well I had to kick my dog and take a shit. The phone rang. Momma made me flip her over so she wouldn't get sores again. All of a sudden I remembered. THE POEM! So I came running back to give you a 6 hopefully just enough to knock you outta the worst poetry catagory. Cuz you doesn't belong there. I does. And does. And do. Also you just might have accidentally cracked the space time continuem, with that there code of yours, so drink plenty of milk and induce vomiting immediately.
Re: Black Buns by Bachus	11-Aug-02/6:07 PM
Hey! Horus! Blow me! I kicked the old lady out, and momma says I gotta find a new one soon because the trailer needs a good cleaning. Can you cook? Send me your resume. ASAP.
Re: Untitled by Piano	9-Aug-02/8:29 PM
The pale star, as opposed to the Dark~Star. To twinkle is to eat bad macaroni salad. Don't frickin twinkle.
Re: Nothing Beautiful Is Perfect by AmericanWigeon	9-Aug-02/8:26 PM
(Perhaps)(Nothing beautiful is beautiful)
Re: Gravity by RichardH	9-Aug-02/8:24 PM
Where do babies come from? Utah!
Re: A Dream Awakened by impaired	9-Aug-02/8:22 PM
Way.Say.Otay.May.Filet.Ray.Bay.LayFray.Pray.Gay.Gay.Gay.Aye.Way.Saucy.Bossy.Back to Gay.Gay.Gay with Ray we play Gay in May. Okay? Okay!
Re: suicide by durk	9-Aug-02/4:12 PM
Britney Spears has never looked better! How do you know what she hadn't done yet? If you're brave enough to blow your brains out odds are you've been around drugs and alchohol for a while, and perhaps daddy already stole her little flower, or maybe uncle chester. She was ripe for suicide. Let's ask that fuck face with the t.v show who talks to the dead. Surely he must know. Surely he must.
Re: I never Knew..... by SkateBoardGurl5799	9-Aug-02/2:18 PM
Welcome to life. Child. Don't push. Pull. Pull me out. I have drugs and park benches gallore. In fact mother says I can have a slumber party this weekend! Do you have friends. I don't, so bring some, and I will provide you with your weakness. Living life! You can't say no to anything that destroys you. You don't love yourself, but I love you! Yes I love the weak. Yes, I love you! More than you'll ever know. We love you. Your poem lingers like my stink finger. Salutations. Meander on.
Re: Date Rape Gang Bang by Bachus	9-Aug-02/2:04 PM
He watched her skate board by daily. But mother wont let him go outside and play! We'll have to fix mother later. Let's concentrate on the young one outside for now. While we play with our anaconda. Don't spit at her just yet Mr.snake. We still haven't coaxed her inside yet. We still haven't felt her insides yet. Not yet, but soon. Yes. Soon. Sooner then she thinks. Be right there mother! I must go. Ollie high. Grind far. I'll see you soon. You'll pet my Gar!
Re: Innsmouth by razorgrin	9-Aug-02/1:33 PM
To mention Lumley and lovecraft in the same sentence let alone paragraph should be punishable by death. If I wasn't laughing so fucking hard right now I would take the time to explain why, but I'm not, but I do have your one finger answer right here. See it! Brian Lumley ohhhhh. Hah. Hah. Oh dear me! You are flattering! Hahhhh.
Re: -=Dark_Angel=- & The Canon Episcopi by Bachus	9-Aug-02/12:29 PM
I do not bicker! I power wash patios and drive ways. I am not a man of integrity. I am indeed a hack! So! God Bless America, and good breeding. Why should I make up with someone that I have no conflict with? I now have a conflict with you though. Prepare!
Re: Date Rape Gang Bang by Bachus	9-Aug-02/12:19 PM
Cock rings are for kids/I hope you're young and nieve/I might rape you too!
Re: Date Rape Gang Bang by Bachus	9-Aug-02/12:16 PM
Sticks and stones are free Don't hate the poem hate me! Cuz I love you tramp
Re: Exquisite Explosion by Venus	9-Aug-02/1:14 AM
Exquisitet
Re: Bastard Of The Bastard by Bachus	9-Aug-02/1:13 AM
Sleeping with the fishes. Greedy mermaids with smoke in their eyes.p
Re: untitled 2 by yOum|n	8-Aug-02/7:12 PM
I immediately demand to know who gave the 10 and who gave the 3. This poem is not only a fine tuned piece of "art" and deserves to be framed above my fake mobile home fireplace right above my mantelled collection of choose your own adventure books! But it also forces me to be soooooo introspective. I give it a 0, because here at poemranker good is bad. We are bi-polar and bi-sexual romance novel worshippers! Bow now to this underachieving poetic prose. Bow! Heads down I say!
Re: ????You tell me????? by kootari	8-Aug-02/7:00 PM
That cut me deep. Deep. Deeper than the crack in my Momma's black ass!