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20 most recent comments by Bachus (101-120)

Re: We Are Still Friends by Blindpoetry 23-Dec-03/8:42 PM
This reminds of that time... When I was born... A magical nurses' mask said...
And everyone fucking laughed at me.
Re: Kenny G by Everyone 12-Jan-04/10:15 AM
Too many curls, yack!
Re: Saturation Point by malakin 12-Jan-04/11:43 AM
You should trip the black ones?
Re: Lament by Blue Magpie 12-Jan-04/11:45 AM
That was a mouthful of warm ice-cream.
Re: The Ballad of Robert Kilroy-Silk by Steaming Dung Heap 12-Jan-04/11:47 AM
Amen.
Re: The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 24-Jan-04/12:02 PM
Grandfather's razor?

regarding some deleted poem... 24-Jan-04/12:05 PM
It's amusing to see you amazing yourself, painfully amusing.
Re: The Weight of Words and the Meaning in the Wind by somemorepoetry 4-Feb-04/8:42 PM
When I read your title, I went "Oh God".

When I read your poem, I went "Oh God", and farted.

But it was then when you told the story "through the thunder" was right about the time that I realized... We've made love in our past life... If not several hundred times. Like the incessant rain pounding the dusty gravel of the high desert. Bringing the dry river beds to a seething surge of brown flood water with swimming animals and drunk people standing on the hoods of their cars.
Re: Digging A Grave by Billy Biff-Chin 4-Feb-04/10:15 PM
I saw a cat burying a leroy at sanbox once, thankfully the boys father was a miner.
regarding some deleted poem... 19-Feb-04/3:02 PM
When my nuts dropped, I knew one thing? That they were now easier targets, and that I should prepare for the worst.
Re: The Angry Bush by wilco 19-Feb-04/3:09 PM
I would go with DA's suggestion, but add the word "Whale" before 'eyes'. Because, I for one, am tired of seeing when the whales cannot. Oh, and I'd capitalize Bush to add historical oomph.

Now time for a sensless plug CD Baby.com is having a sale on Horus8's two records, yay, (farts for emphasis) yippy, kids go finger bang yourself one today!
regarding some deleted poem... 24-Feb-04/11:36 AM
You're a fine one trick pony.
Re: Whore Of Nazareth by Mona Lisa 24-Feb-04/12:34 PM
You obviously need a magical whore cape like mine.
And more satellite tv royalties. Oh, and maybe a good motherfucking and a tight knit group of loose friends with interesting phrases like, "What if" and "Maybe, like, what if", then and only then will you respect the little man on the wood thing.

What if, life had nothing to do with sluts, angels and Jesus, but real things like mountains, oceans, and life would you feel better?
Re: Jonquils, daffydils by fevriere 24-Feb-04/12:37 PM
Yeah, I remember Paris in October too, an overated hump of vibrating asshats on a 'delicate' spin cycle.
regarding some deleted poem... 24-Feb-04/12:42 PM
Christ, I've seen absorbent papertowels before but never an absorbent Michelle Pfiefer washing the carpet with her carpet.
regarding some deleted poem... 18-Mar-04/10:56 PM
I've always been found of self abhoration.
Re: Buried pyramid by zodiac 19-Mar-04/9:57 AM
Pardon me while I ass yawn with you.
Re: Swan Lake by Caducus 8-Apr-04/1:15 PM
Sin.
Re: The Price You Pay by Fear of Garbage 15-Apr-04/3:47 PM
I've collapsed a lung. Did you know that they'll refill on their own a week or so as long as you don't DIE first from fucking pneumonia.
Re: The Idea of Fusion at the Beach (After Wallace Stevens) by coffeespoons 15-Apr-04/3:48 PM
Jesus Creased.


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