Re: A hard life by INTRANSIT	11-Dec-02/10:06 PM
it's not about the son of osiris and clitiris he was paraded on pillows and spoiled by the slee-stacks the hardest thing he's ever felt ever was a ten and a half inch hard black idaho blackened po-tat-oe shaped like an obelisk squatters most scrumptuous fantasy an bigger obelisk. unless the raison is gay penis and the prune is the purse.e
regarding some deleted poem...	11-Dec-02/10:48 PM
IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN CHAPS FOR THAT MOST FAVORITE OF POEMRANKER SHOWS <WHY WE LOVE OUR LITTLE ANGELS> here we have one of dark angels more impressive haiku shooters from the soft curved supple hip. this haiku works wonders on al sorts of ailments. not only on corns, hair less. and gingivitis, but also getting high before wood shop, and or day dreaming in the garage whilst reducing wooden objects into items of a higher appreciation.??
regarding some deleted poem...	11-Dec-02/10:58 PM
alas, i weep now sweet brother for your departure. may your wing span coax the world into some sort of retro denial revolutionary juxtapose pose prose. enjoy readers...a must on poemranker.
Re: Wise Clogg! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	11-Dec-02/11:15 PM
this is the best limerick on poem ranker...as far as the musical/spiritual vibe goes.
regarding some deleted poem...	11-Dec-02/11:50 PM
NOW LADIES AND GENTLE MENS' LIVE! FROM DARK ANGELS BACK YARD ' THE CADS!!!!!!!!!' <AN STERILIZING HUM OF AMPISHNESS> [drum loop] CHING WHOOP CHING WHOOP CHING WHOOP BLING BLING CHING WHOOP CHING WHOOP CHING WHOOP BLING BLING horus8 comes through over the pa "we're doing it all for aids, christmas, and jews.....enjoy. the sky wont snow so what's a cad to do? staring into space while huffing on some glue can't stick a hoe cuz my pockets is slackin 'sides the bitchy are funky and i thinks they're crackin so what's a pimp to do is the question on my tongue you know a players work is never ever done chicky shaw chicky shaw chicky wick but don't shick ah chicky shaw chicky shaw chicky wick but don't shick ah chicky shaw chi-shaw-chia-chi-shaw chi-chi-ia-shaw chi-i chi shaw-chi-chi-i shaw-chi-chi-i cha chi-i. whoob whooobwoobdooowhoobwhoob do <bachus pulls horus back in a desperate attempt to find solace> [he goes into solo drueling} beeerwahhhhhhh beerwahhnananananeer! neer neer! beeerwahhhhhhh beerwahhnananananeer! neer neer! i stink cuz i want to STINK SOOOOOOO PISS OFF, SO PISS OFF. I CUSS CUZ I LOVE YOUR MUFF! I GET OFFFFF! I SPANK OFF! whoooooooAHHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH! <bachus disrobes and starts dancing with a prawne by the gazeebo...apparently the cads! have done it again.
Re: alienheart by Bill Z Bub	12-Dec-02/12:05 AM
hey wait a minute...."all dressed up with no where to go, walking with a dead man, i was struck by lightning walking down the street....don't run AWAY IT'S ONLY ME...DON'T BE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU CA AH AH AH AHANT' SEE..."10Y
Re: Some asshole with a shit band. by Plasticgirlwithgun	12-Dec-02/3:24 PM
"running around robbing banks all whacked out on scoobie snacks" [fun loving criminals] this is really an admirable piece, unless it's about the cads,than it's admonishable.
Re: Panning for gold by INTRANSIT	12-Dec-02/5:39 PM
Cree-yaw..hee ha! hee hee ha...ah chicky wicky shaw. tonight for dinner me thinks porterhouse steak 13 oz, some sierra nevada pale ale (4, 12oz)..i oz. of horse radish creamy..and a baked potatoes 7 oz, with an oz..of sour cream & chives and butter, a side of spinach w'parmessian 4 oz appetizer? a vanilla stoili 2 oz one indica joint 1 gram.desert? hardcore gay sex and special k with a shot of tequilla..than a nice shower with extra soft water...leaves me with that slippery feeling. over all calories earned to those burned uncalcuable. do to unlimited variables....b
Re: Hunt <3 by Plasticgirlwithgun	12-Dec-02/6:03 PM
my father's advice to me was treat them bad they'll love you more, love them more they'll treat you bad. it's sad really, but with the right balance and timing true.e
Re: Fruit Punch by teacup	12-Dec-02/6:13 PM
ha as a aha ha! hee. ohhhh?s
Re: West Sands, late afternoon in winter by Nicholas Jones	12-Dec-02/6:15 PM
don't! the fish haven't eaten, and sadly do to the drought the water's only 6 inches deep.t
Re: Mum why are grandmas arms so baggy? by ==Doylum	12-Dec-02/6:20 PM
HOW DARE YE BESMIRCH THE MIGRATING ELDERLY! is there; heaven, bingo, and the four corners trip? i just bet.
regarding some deleted poem...	13-Dec-02/10:12 PM
wicked, i mean holy...it's like the manapause files.
Re: No name. by Plasticgirlwithgun	14-Dec-02/11:53 AM
i can relate, to eating boogers that big, and smelling my hand after i swipe at my scrotum =)
Re: Are You? by NewbieMe	14-Dec-02/8:13 PM
this is why rimbaud had a tumor on his knee, and i guess why the sun sets regadless of what your native language might be.r
Re: Unjust by angel_uy	14-Dec-02/8:19 PM
why do i even choose, because my assistant is a quadropalegic and i am merely a head in a box.
Re: Life Of Sorrow by squall1leonheart	14-Dec-02/8:42 PM
themselfs should be them-damn-shelves, courg should be porridge, interrestag shoulde be the 'stag of longevity', and w should be pooter out also it should be more spontaneous and less thought out. try more funk in the vagina, or a nice flesh eating bacteria.,
regarding some deleted poem...	15-Dec-02/3:52 PM
hilarious, dave w's livid about the 15 missing valium by the way..he's not very pleased...funny poem..needs a stronger totle like maybe "Sioux-Falls Every-Time"
regarding some deleted poem...	15-Dec-02/4:47 PM
remember that movie "critters" "they have weapon's", "so who cares" shotgun dissinigrates his friend he screams "fuck" and rolls away...i love good cheesy horror movies..first stanza priceless, first line second stanza..? a movie of it's own!
regarding some deleted poem...	15-Dec-02/5:14 PM
look out! another romantic poet who posesses something even more original than a lovely grasp of sleep. The ability to put me right the fuck to sleep. yawn fest. 0. this poem is just like a limp bizkit somg, but better.