Mum why are grandmas arms so baggy?

by ==Doylum

Member since 2002 · Posted 12 Dec 2002 · 11 comments

With age comes wisdom retirement and bingo then wings to fly there

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[9] Bachus 12-Dec-02/6:20 PM Reply

HOW DARE YE BESMIRCH THE MIGRATING ELDERLY! is there; heaven, bingo, and the four corners trip? i just bet.

[n/a] poetandknowit 12-Dec-02/6:27 PM Reply

Fly where?

[n/a] poetandknowit 12-Dec-02/6:29 PM Reply

I can see flying to bingo, but wisdom and retirement. That is stretching it. But then maybe you mean to the midlands or to the place where kitty went.

[10] Caducus 13-Dec-02/2:22 AM Reply

ahhhh the most wicked of all haikus, this made me crack up to the point of snotting all over my face so thank you for making me feel so fucking attractive. -10- go granny

[8] <~> 13-Dec-02/7:34 AM Reply

i've seen it. but you get no lift from those elderwaffes. must be methane powered.

very funny, speedy d.

[9] razorgrin 13-Dec-02/11:35 AM Reply

good one.9

[0] -=SeTTle=- 16-Dec-02/11:15 AM Reply

meow. 0.

[n/a] ==Doylum › -=SeTTle=- 17-Dec-02/5:21 AM Reply

you don't like?

[0] -=SeTTle=- › ==Doylum 18-Dec-02/1:57 PM Reply

Doesn't exploit the inherent qualities of haiku very well. Not concrete enough. They say/With age comes wisdom,/retirement,/bingo - /then wings to fly there. Why not break it up. No need for a rigid, meaningless structure that has nothing to do with the poem. Normally I'd let it go but it seems so pained.s

[n/a] ==Doylum › -=SeTTle=- 28-Dec-02/6:06 PM Reply

oh great. Thanks!. 0010010

Yeah that works much much better.

Care for some afterschool ringsting?

[8] Katie2 18-Dec-02/9:08 AM Reply

LMAO! Cute, and I agree...way to many free flyin older peeps ;) Nice one