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20 most recent comments by Bachus (581-600)

Re: The Grapes of Wrath by ==Doylum 4-Feb-03/8:50 PM
"I can see the problems shining in the flaring 'helmet' lamps" fool.

the cuban heel gladly earns you many chained ten year olds though. enjoy.
9.
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Feb-03/8:52 PM
CHIRPE!
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Feb-03/8:53 PM
COME JOIN THE DARKSIDE. MASTER THE CHIRPE...IT IS TIME TO UNIT OUR CHIRPES TOGETHER AND FELL THE TYRANNY OF THE CHARP...WHO'S WEITH ME CHIRPES UNITE!
Re: Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum 4-Feb-03/8:59 PM
"it helps YEE if you're queer" showoff. barely. I did care for chutney flicking sidekicks, but i was over that qite quickle-ry. care for a quickle?
Re: Senses by lunar 4-Feb-03/9:04 PM
that's funny. everytime you re-edit this some one comes along and goes 0. so 0! chiRPE! i have chirps in my sole, yes a need to chirpe from deep withyne.?
Re: Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder? by Yardbird 8-Feb-03/6:41 PM
I would just call this baking powder. is mucho funny, que no?!
Re: The Eye by Enki 12-Feb-03/2:31 PM
The elephant man, without oldman.
Re: staring by moonlight_sky 12-Feb-03/5:49 PM
My hoof will tell your face... right after i beat you senseless with a head of kale (the equivalent to being beaten with a head of lettuce, but with more calcium). beware.
Re: Superman VS. The Stairs by TanHand 12-Feb-03/5:55 PM
Do you realize that i am the only one that loves you and votes on your
'worke'? Thanks for the recipe and the paintings by the way... it's raining here see, and i'm sullen. chirpe. " Of urine and grab bars " ace! by the way i drink my own semen when practicing magicke chirptuals, and was my beautiful face with my own urine too... Mae West, taught me how.8.
Re: "last needle" by nolan 12-Feb-03/5:59 PM
"and you desire for something more, something real" r.

the only thing you've shot up is jello off of some lesbian sorority chick's one good tit.
shame really.
What a waste.
Re: Mebi by ==Doylum 12-Feb-03/6:03 PM
BACHIAN SWAGGER AWARDE, along with a bag of chirpes and a crease for your chino's. Did you know i went to Chino high. too. nice pants10!o
Re: INDECENCY by TanHand 16-Feb-03/3:55 PM
Is it just me, or are you setting new boundaries for the term 'the one eyed mahout was a lonely wacko?' my favourite part was "[fat]" my choad buzzed than fairy-moaned.
Re: SHADOWS OF DARKNESS by TanHand 16-Feb-03/3:57 PM
"I feel an urge to build a marble city" lol. i second that notion. i'll engineer the aqueduct and the pilgrimage.
Re: Small Teeth in a Glass Bowl by Fear of Garbage 16-Feb-03/4:18 PM
you're are remarkably gifted mr. moist hope you enjoyed my vilanelle yesterday. Now back to poetry. This is a gem. Even if you were aiming it in all kinds of silly positions. i quite enjoyed it.

SWAGGER AWARDE BACHIAN CHICKY CHAW WICK WICK WAH! 10.
Re: THE NO NO by Garrett S Sexton 17-Feb-03/2:19 PM
Hey! high five, up high, down low.
CAMEL-TOE.
Re: Happy Kid by ThoughtfulSoul 17-Feb-03/2:21 PM
Wow... a two chested happy kid. that's fucking racist... 11!
Re: Perversions 6: Judgement Day by razorgrin 19-Feb-03/12:32 PM
Wacka wacka wacka

SWAGGER AWARDE. 10!
Re: Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 20-Feb-03/9:03 PM
This is Metaphysics. something you can't erase as easily as your past.now all mine to play with.
The power of your words losing their virginity and turning into the inevitable sign that says 'no vacancy'.

I love macs.

20-Feb-03, 07:00 PM
From the picture you send me of Nadine, looks like she is the only one shopping at K Mart...and please do something with her hair and her face...haha....
Someone who always judges people on the way they look and look at who you are with... YOu are a fucking joke.
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horus8
20-Feb-03, 07:23 PM
Why oh lord when i'm on 'vail' (a term thast jesus is not familiar with) don't they love me too. is it my future wife's mullet... is it my kmart shopping
sprees.. i fear it's the jokes i tell lord...the unfunny ones about my evil ways with the brown holes and not the off pink ones. it must be my judging of
judges who are judging judge judy. perhaps it's the last pudding container in my vegetable crisper. oh lord fill my love seat (tight tan ass) with the
holiest of spirits and bring salve, please.
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Ornella Muti
20-Feb-03, 07:10 PM
You're a liar. Why did you tell me you got a commercial? What's the point of lying to me? So you look cool. Please, once again, quite pathetic. I know
you're dirt poor. Looking at your wife's mullet it's self evident. So when are you gonna suck some dick? Let me know. I can refer you to some wealthy
gay men. I'll collect 10%. Ciao bisexlual lover.
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horus8
20-Feb-03, 07:17 PM
Why oh lord must i get the big pay back...
is not my homosexuality and blatant drug addictions and life of nomadic instability without parents not enough?...oh lord, must i be swallowed by
herman Melvilles fat assed wicked step daughter's fish too...will they come and remove my microwave and juicer sweet lordy... do they know that last
week i came close to getting three commercials just like the week before that and the week before that? why was i a bad boy sweet jesus.? why did i
feed the stray mutt? i would repent, but i'm in to much pain too... notice how hard it is for me to even write my thoughts...lord when you made me the
evil one why did you not tell me that i would be getting the big rock hard drug coated pay backs, oh lovely god... was it the beauty of my tight
buns...the whiteness of my dense perfect smirk...i want you to know lordy..nothing has changed here? in fact i'm getting ten extra channels on tv and
my mail is delivered dry and not wet, my hamock is even swinging slower but i know that the pain is there somewhere...with my missing furniture..the
pain is in my lonely...loveseat. it has been laid on while i was...sleeping, now my chairs stained and just a mess,
and i feel a tear a brewing. my peccavi's were selfish, just like yours sweet jesu. i fear my loveseat is now ruinedu
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Ornella Muti
20-Feb-03, 07:33 PM
I hate you more than anything, and I fucking don't want to talk to you anymore. But I am sure you can discuss metaphysics with Nadine. Don't forget to
think of me whne you make love to her (like you used to say) Farewell lover, TR
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horus8
20-Feb-03, 07:46 PM
I have never discussed metaphysics with you or her. why would that interest me? a hamster can't be taught to think like a bird. they do not sing...they
run in wheels. i hope your farewell is excrusciatingly pleasant, and you would of course be the last person i thought of while making love. even settle
dressed up like my mother would cross my mind before that would (use to say? by the way...Nadines not from Texas (lol), can you imagine how long
me and her laughed at your message the other day (where did you get texas? we don't even know anyone in texas, she's from e. la, genius..we both
just looked at eachother and then laughed for hours i actually have to thank you...we are closer now)...
i have told her everything. today, i even auditioned for miller geniune draft...i've always thought of myself as more of a miller guy anyway. So... that
all said. Game over. you lose. Really there were no winners or losers just a soiled loveseat and an eviction notice.
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horus8
20-Feb-03, 07:48 PM
And just like that life goes on, and yes tanya getting over you was as easy as getting on top of you. farewell.
Re: A prayer for my mum by Mr Pig (again) 22-Feb-03/12:32 PM
Well if that doesn't prove that you are not me, nothing will. Because i hate my mum, and last saw her at five (for8mnths) then at 21 for (3 mnths) but she left me and my dad when i was 9 months old, and then my father went to prison for 16 years. thank god for grandmas and kind aunts huh? But sounds like you and your mom got along, ah it is interesting that apparently we share a similiarity in movie and music taste or art or culinery feastings, i guess that is so rare it makes us the same? lol. Your poetry reeks of Great Britian the isle of man and white. why people can't see that. who knows. you are either older and well traveled, having a great and refined grasp of the written word, or you are Tarquin la bog, ha just kidding? but you don't have the young urban chisel chest of poor white trash mid west america like i almost do.lol. great poem. but i hate moms normally. i will let your's slide. 8
Re: REALITY by NewbieMe 22-Feb-03/12:37 PM
What makes this a superior poem is the fact that it burns with the anti poem identity of the new young poetically devoid movement out of a small sandusky ohio church's lawn mower shack. Now, as my friend james would say "out the window with it".


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