on Teaching Beetles To Swim by Bobjim
27 Oct 2003, 4:37 PM
Frankly, i hate insects.. for no reason either, but i respect some, untill they get near me and drive me to conduct a murder of bugs. I should do some self therapy perhaps, and find out why they bother me.. maybe one crawled near my diaper as a kid, or whatever.
ok, onto the subject at hand:
This needs to be edited a bit.. looks rough to me.
6 for now, toodles.
ok, onto the subject at hand:
This needs to be edited a bit.. looks rough to me.
6 for now, toodles.
on comment-ary by nentwined
27 Oct 2003, 4:30 PM
well shit, i think im getting to really like these haikus, nice work. 9
on Experimental Robot Questionaire by horus8
27 Oct 2003, 4:28 PM
Hrmm.. the matrix research project?
PK's AI would require a bottle of rum, three joints, the mobile meth stash, a copy of this piece, since its fucking funny- the conversation will definately require spicing of this sort.
10!
PK's AI would require a bottle of rum, three joints, the mobile meth stash, a copy of this piece, since its fucking funny- the conversation will definately require spicing of this sort.
10!
replying on Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider) by Don-Quixote
27 Oct 2003, 4:12 PM
I like explosions, thats all, its like listening to drums at punk rock shows.
Nothing against incest- im guilty and my cousin will never admit it, but it sure wasnt to keep the family blood pure.
And I got me own Squished Eye Medal, but you know that ofcourse, and i still got some of the juice from the squelching.
Nothing against incest- im guilty and my cousin will never admit it, but it sure wasnt to keep the family blood pure.
And I got me own Squished Eye Medal, but you know that ofcourse, and i still got some of the juice from the squelching.
replying on Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider) by Don-Quixote
27 Oct 2003, 4:07 PM
check out: Gods Musician: Grave Digger
Yes.. but i called him a wolf back then, but of course, both have fangs and enjoy blood. :)
Yes.. but i called him a wolf back then, but of course, both have fangs and enjoy blood. :)
replying on Nathan - under the sun by SupremeDreamer
27 Oct 2003, 1:30 AM
errors fixed.
can i improve? indeed- question is, have i done a job i am satisfied of? Yes, the only words presented the only fashion i feel needed to mark nathans tomb, ofcourse the future has surprises a-plenty, so maybe, maybe one day i will improve it.
but not today.
can i improve? indeed- question is, have i done a job i am satisfied of? Yes, the only words presented the only fashion i feel needed to mark nathans tomb, ofcourse the future has surprises a-plenty, so maybe, maybe one day i will improve it.
but not today.
on Nothing beat the 90's for An over view of American culture by Shardik
24 Oct 2003, 3:24 PM
look who gets the last laugh.. hrmm. wonderfull. 10
replying on Nathan - under the sun by SupremeDreamer
24 Oct 2003, 3:18 PM
well, sure, what do you suggest?
on Nathan - under the sun by SupremeDreamer
24 Oct 2003, 12:41 AM
rest in peace.
replying on Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'shroom by SupremeDreamer
23 Oct 2003, 6:36 PM
ill grab "Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'shroom"
you people are very crafty with these titles..
skewl me.
you people are very crafty with these titles..
skewl me.
replying on Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'shroom by SupremeDreamer
23 Oct 2003, 6:34 PM
No, why should i?
if i was worried about it, would i post it?
if i was worried about it, would i post it?
replying on Mr. America (Hunting Season) by SupremeDreamer
22 Oct 2003, 1:34 PM
its not a _BASE_ metaphor, first off, so who gives a shit?
second, so what if ive never hunted animals?
plus, animals werent my target.. you getting my drift captain nemo?
but its nice to know that youve suddenly taken an interest.
good bye. :)
second, so what if ive never hunted animals?
plus, animals werent my target.. you getting my drift captain nemo?
but its nice to know that youve suddenly taken an interest.
good bye. :)
on Evel Knievel's last bananna split   by horus8
21 Oct 2003, 4:44 PM
enjoyable read, blessed with 9.
replying on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 3:17 PM
i think i hate it when you say "Other than that lovely. And such original thinking."
sarcasm hasnt been as viciouse untill you came along.
anyway, self pity is cliche ridden, usually, sue me.
i wrote it to whine, publicly.
sarcasm hasnt been as viciouse untill you came along.
anyway, self pity is cliche ridden, usually, sue me.
i wrote it to whine, publicly.
replying on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer
20 Oct 2003, 3:14 PM
hrmm. why not? thanks for the title.
replying on The Pedagogue and his son by SupremeDreamer
13 Oct 2003, 11:48 PM
corrected
on Dancing on Glass by thepinkbunnyofdoom
13 Oct 2003, 5:24 PM
bunny wabbit, ltns. ace poem btw. 9.
replying on Billy and the voices by SupremeDreamer
12 Oct 2003, 6:45 PM
courage the cowardly dog?...
i think you totally lost your marbles miss...
its like that scene in The Patriot where the battleship explodes and the court lady claps, laughing, saying she enjoys the fireworks.
i think you totally lost your marbles miss...
its like that scene in The Patriot where the battleship explodes and the court lady claps, laughing, saying she enjoys the fireworks.
replying on Timmy Christ didn't like Dr. Seuss by Y2kSlamPoet
9 Oct 2003, 9:32 PM
good call, edited my orig. copy.
I never said horus was the first person ever to write a parody on poemranker.
So, exactly what is the point of babbling about things i never said or implied? nothing, but it looks like your pride is offended, which to me its pathetic.. why the fuck would you care even if i DID say im the master of parodies and that horus was the first poet here on the ranker to write one?
I think you need to get out, have your nurse roll you out into the front yard and have some sun.