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Timmy Christ didn't like Dr. Seuss (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet
Today was special- Jesus's grandson was hung
from the monkey bars, staples encircling his brow.
The children danced around him.
Janice caught his blood in barbies teacup
and each had a taste of divinity.
Schoolyard singing drifted- a childs ditty:
Timmy Christ swings on a noose
He prayed before eating raisins
Told the teacher he didn't like Dr. Seuss
Said that he could erase our sins
Warned us that satan was loose
We killed the last lamb today
Every child here hated him
Timmy Christ is on display
Blood is sweet from lambs limb
Timmy Christ lived in the old abbey
At lunch he drank holy water
Swore he could walk across the sea
He always slept on the altar
All the kids said he was a looney
We killed Timmy with glee
First we thrashed him in the bathroom
Then the teacher gave us all a smiley
For sending Timmy to his doom
They sung until story time
and left him swinging,
laughing about the schoolyard killing
and the urine dripping from
little Timmy's shorts.
Indeed, it was very special today
the day children killed Jesus's great grandson.
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.571429
Weighted score: 4.8847394
Overall Rank: 9936
Posted: October 8, 2003 12:16 PM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 12:16 PM PDT
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