Re: untitled by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/7:45 AM
Is this poem based on your own personal experience?
Re: perfection show by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/8:05 AM
Hello Clara! Welcome to Poemranker! Thanks for posting such a great poem! A/S/L?
Re: Radiation Reflections by sarah	23-Apr-04/7:38 AM
It's good to see that you're not afraid to adopt such a light-hearted and amusing approach to such potentially serious matters. -10-
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Apr-04/7:44 AM
Please tell me whether your username is to be pronounced: 1. Shoe shin; or 2. Shoe shine. Thanks!!
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Apr-04/10:44 AM
Splendid -10-
Re: The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom	26-Apr-04/1:17 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS? WHY TOSS A MULLET? WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN? WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS? HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS? WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET? Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/ Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm "Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
Re: The Song of Summer Youth (II) by cleverdevice	26-Apr-04/2:52 AM
And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
Re: Bottom half of a phone by That One	26-Apr-04/2:53 AM
Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
Re: A Proclamation to Our Lord by Joe-joe	26-Apr-04/5:17 AM
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
Re: Brush me away by nothingtoanyone	27-Apr-04/1:07 AM
This makes no sense whatsoever. 1. You appear to have omitted a word in line 1 between the words "my" and "has". 2. When you say, "broken into an unfixable size," do you actually mean, "broken into an unfixably small piece"? 3. You appear to have omitted a word in line 3 between the words "my" and "away". 4. When you say "rift raft," do you mean "riff raff"? If so, please consult a dictionary to discover the meaning of the phrase "riff raff" before reconsidering your use of the phrase. 5. When you say "dang," do you mean "dank"? 6. This poem fails. 7. You fail. 8. Q. E. D. 9. Thanks! 10. -10-
Re: exist by the indign	27-Apr-04/1:15 AM
And it came to pass after this, that Absalom the son of David had a fair sister, whose name was Tamar; and Amnon the son of David loved her. And Amnon was so vexed, that he fell sick for his sister Tamar; for she was a virgin; and Amnon thought it hard for him to do anything to her. But Amnon had a friend, whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah David's brother: and Jonadab was a very subtle man. And he said unto him, Why art thou, being the king's son, lean from day to day? wilt thou not tell me? And Amnon said unto him, I love Tamar, my brother Absalom's sister. And Jonadab said unto him, Lay thee down on thy bed, and make thyself sick: and when thy father cometh to see thee, say unto him, I pray thee, let my sister Tamar come, and give me meat, and dress the meat in my sight, that I may see it, and eat it at her hand. So Amnon lay down, and made himself sick: and when the king was come to see him, Amnon said unto the king, I pray thee, let Tamar my sister come, and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat at her hand. Then David sent home to Tamar, saying, Go now to thy brother Amnon's house, and dress him meat. So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes. And she took a pan, and poured them out before him; but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, Have out all men from me. And they went out every man from him. And Amnon said unto Tamar, Bring the meat into the chamber, that I may eat of thine hand. And Tamar took the cakes which she had made, and brought them into the chamber to Amnon her brother. And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister. And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly. And I, whither shall I cause my shame to go? and as for thee, thou shalt be as one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, I pray thee, speak unto the king; for he will not withhold me from thee. Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her. Then Amnon hated her exceedingly; so that the hatred wherewith he hated her was greater than the love wherewith he had loved her. And Amnon said unto her, Arise, be gone. And she said unto him, There is no cause: this evil in sending me away is greater than the other that thou didst unto me. But he would not hearken unto her. Then he called his servant that ministered unto him, and said, Put now this woman out from me, and bolt the door after her. And she had a garment of divers colours upon her: for with such robes were the king's daughters that were virgins apparelled. Then his servant brought her out, and bolted the door after her. And Tamar put ashes on her head, and rent her garment of divers colours that was on her, and laid her hand on her head, and went on crying. And Absalom her brother said unto her, Hath Amnon thy brother been with thee? but hold now thy peace, my sister: he is thy brother; regard not this thing. So Tamar remained desolate in her brother Absalom's house. But when king David heard of all these things, he was very wroth. And Absalom spake unto his brother Amnon neither good nor bad: for Absalom hated Amnon, because he had forced his sister Tamar. 2 Samuel 13:1 – 13:22
Re: It's A Long Way From Heaven by Blindpoetry	28-Apr-04/2:19 AM
Ace -10-
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Apr-04/2:31 AM
Go away. You're meant to be dead. http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=64783
regarding some deleted poem...	29-Apr-04/5:52 AM
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Re: Cold by horus8	29-Apr-04/5:54 AM
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Re: California triolets by zodiac	5-May-04/2:32 AM
I will be contacting the F.B.I.
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	5-May-04/12:02 PM
... FIRST WE WITNESSED THE BIRTH OF AN IDEA ... 29-Mar-04/7:57 AM: "I don't mean poets shouldn't try to write about those things, but they would have to be more careful doing it than, say, writing about ducks with AIDS or appropriate beard materials for homemade Negro Jesuses, since so many people have written about Love and so on before and hardly anyone has written about ducks and Jesuses - sadly." ... THEN WE WERE GIVEN TEASINGLY CRYPTIC PROMISES ... 21-Apr-04/7:47 PM: "The best title in ages is "Beard My Homemade Negro Jesus", coming soon to poemranker!" ... AGAIN WE HEARD RUMOURS OF THE IMPENDING MASTERWORK ... 22-Apr-04/5:02 PM: "I think Justin would be more impressed if you wrote poems about non-Justin things for a change, like Beard Materials for Homemade Negro Jesuses. No offense, just my opinion, etc etc etc etc etc." ... AND NOW, AFTER MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS WRESTLING TO BREAK FREE FROM THE GILDED HARNESSE OF COMMON DECENCY, THE POEME OF THE YEAR HAS BEEN UNLEASHED ...
Re: Re-drafting by Nicholas Jones	20-May-04/9:59 AM
How did it feel to win the Melben G. Glasscock Center for Humanities Research Prize in Historical Literary Studies?
Re: Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins	21-May-04/8:17 AM
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Re: waiting for you by New Life Drug	4-Jun-04/6:07 AM
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