Re: ship by Sh|t?	3-Mar-03/5:35 AM
as weak as an old man's bladder.
Re: Jack by MuDvAyNe	3-Mar-03/5:33 AM
shame on you. this is all over the web, and was even a joke of the day from www.geocities.com/steve_lynchuk/jokes.html ((you earn a ZERO!))
Re: For those who play with shit by <{Baba^Yaga}>	3-Mar-03/5:31 AM
I was doing fine until you made fun of bacon. it is my breakfast meat of choice, and it is not gay. however, the last is the best.
Re: Grouchy Smurf (in limerick) by Bachus	3-Mar-03/5:29 AM
most likely all of the above. 8 grins.
Re: Suicidal Thoughts #2 by CrAzYlAdY Surukain	24-Feb-03/6:10 AM
It is not worth it. Pull yourself out of your funk. Eat some chocolate, watch a comedy, go for a walk or a run--even if it is cold outside (especially if its cold outside) then write some more poems.
Re: Suicidal thoughts by CrAzYlAdY Surukain	24-Feb-03/6:07 AM
Don't do it. You need to stick around to write more poetry.
Re: He put a price on her head by Nanshe	24-Feb-03/6:06 AM
just buggy.
Re: On The First Night by OneFingerAnswer	24-Feb-03/6:04 AM
Nice, but seems to lack anything concrete or precise.
Re: I did not have sexual relations with that woman by scitz	24-Feb-03/6:03 AM
perhaps cum and go?
Re: a comment on Mommy, why does -=DarkAngel=- use 'an' so much? by <{Baba^Yaga}>	16-Jan-03/6:00 AM
I think you are being oversensitive about it. pointing out a distraction is a lot different from slamming you.
Re: a comment on The blue light special. by Jeremi B. Handrinos	16-Jan-03/5:57 AM
Here's my point, if you don't keep to the form of a particular type of poem, then classify it as "freeform". The idea behind a poem following a certain style is the fact that the poet recognizes the constraints and used the constraints to free their creative process. Maintaining a form continues a tradition---and I'm all for doing your own thing--Don't get me wrong. But you can't call a tent a house just because you want to- to hell with an agreed upon format. Go ahead and do your own thing, expirement with rhyme schemes, etc., but doing so slips your poem into a different category. that is my point. your poems have ceased to be limericks as soon as they deviated from the traditional format. I do believe that you are capable of writing a limerick that meets the definition of one. These, however, are misclassified.
Re: a comment on The blue light special. by Jeremi B. Handrinos	15-Jan-03/12:29 PM
Limericks use the distinctive rhyming scheme of a-a-b-b-a, where the first two lines set the scene, the third and fourth lines quickly twist things about, and the fifth line hammers the conclusion. (first, second, and fifth lines are trimeter, third and fourth are dimeter). as per the guidelines
Re: unbroken by roses are read	15-Jan-03/7:47 AM
rhyme scheme A+ line length A+ rhythm C (inconsistent stresses) meaning B Grade - 8
Re: Little Tounge by Figure 8	14-Jan-03/7:48 AM
what is a "tounge"? according to www.dictionary.com, the closest word is "lounge". but I guess if you are "licking" with it, perhaps it is a tongue. Even so, this "sing-song" thing here is of little merit.
Re: RAP MASTER by UAFANTHORPEY	13-Jan-03/11:36 AM
general inconsistent tone.
Re: a poet in the city by Bill Z Bub	13-Jan-03/10:01 AM
I like the first half a lot.
Re: Rose Wall by Carvaceous	13-Jan-03/9:57 AM
they won't grow. they're made of paint, you silly goose! (just kidding) a valliant attempt! an 8.
Re: strange beds (1983) by Bill Z Bub	13-Jan-03/9:55 AM
nicely done. solid 9.
Re: Another Day by Brighteyes	13-Jan-03/9:53 AM
sounds troubled--like a therapy poem. I hope you are feeling better, but you should keep therapy poems to yourself--too often thet sound exactly like this and come across as trite.
Re: I gots me a postcard, motherfucker. by <{Baba^Yaga}>	13-Jan-03/9:45 AM
certainly unique.