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20 most recent comments by horus8 (881-900) and replies

Re: God is a Lady by thepinkbunnyofdoom 18-Aug-03/2:50 PM
Ha Ha, I thought you were going to say because I'm "BBQin Manatees", Tom, that would have been a cackle aye? the pirates life and spackle for me, and a stinky cup of rumpee for a rupee. I gotz mesome RUbards.
Re: a comment on A ballerina bubble bath by horus8 18-Aug-03/1:01 PM
My bum is nared, and I need not try very hard. The secret has been shared. As you were care beared, to death.
Re: The Critic (Joke) by TanHand 18-Aug-03/12:57 PM
Speaking of baths... have you read my Sestina? He's right, he was over for dinner. With a Jew too, for that matter. Figures.
Re: a comment on for sue (20030815) by nentwined 16-Aug-03/1:03 PM
Are you in need of a suppository?
Re: Failure by Nicholas Jones 16-Aug-03/12:59 PM
I once turned a ham sandwich into a six inch auburn turd off to the treatment plant.
Re: Icecream Soul by LuckyJoe 15-Aug-03/7:03 PM
neither here nor there.
Re: a comment on The truth about our friend Horus by Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/6:29 PM
The only fodder around here is the dust falling out of your twat, cunt.
Re: a comment on knott's berry farm, jam & polaroids by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-Aug-03/6:24 PM
Neither, I'm horus8. Weigh your own by-.
Re: a comment on for sue (20030815) by nentwined 15-Aug-03/5:05 PM
No, you don't.
Re: a comment on Sir Psycho Sexy by DreamerSupreme 15-Aug-03/3:58 PM
Sweet, I had a meeting at sea level records this morning and I have to go to a pontiac audition right now. I think I'd look spiffy in a fire bird. Don't you? Hry you're not chrystal lane swift are you because I just nuked them thinking they were this mamma.sane.ugly fucker lol. let me know I'll fix my votes. What are you up to?
Re: Sir Psycho Sexy by DreamerSupreme 15-Aug-03/3:39 PM
Was Joan of Bark and no bite a knight or a magistrate? lol. 10
Re: a comment on Rearview mirrors by horus8 15-Aug-03/3:30 PM
MURDER, and once again NO.
Re: A look at Horus8 by Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/3:20 PM
Can I be a top and a bottom and bisexual? Please. Pretty please. Oh and I want to fuck children and animals alike. Could you be so kind as to include that? This friend of mine use to try to punish other people for being homos because he felt guilty. I'm sorry that you can not embrace your craving for cock. Maybe we could work something out for a little cash I'll let you suck my dick and drink my piss and I'll even fuck your dog and your mum for a pint of ice scream. Now that my friend, is a bargain. get it while it's still hot, I'm more attracting to the one's still in denial. so please don't change your mind.
Re: a comment on Rearview mirrors by horus8 15-Aug-03/3:12 PM
Clever, but I must deny your request to mouth funnel my semen and say once again No. Denied. Veto. No luck. Nice try, but zip, nada zero. poop. You sure are in a tuss to prove to the world that you are not gay. Are you sure?
Re: a comment on Rearview mirrors by horus8 15-Aug-03/11:53 AM
Poop on your face.
Re: First Love by Mr Pig 15-Aug-03/11:48 AM
vavoom.
Re: Luster by dragonfly 15-Aug-03/11:47 AM
Cujo.
Re: Fuck Me Like Love Fucks Me (changed) by Son Of A Bitch 15-Aug-03/11:47 AM
"Scores on the headboard" change 'headboard' to gilded loom.

Perhaps you should be spayed or nuetered?
Re: A Sonnet For Santa Claus, Who Hates Jesus, But Likes When You Buy Things by snacktime 15-Aug-03/11:36 AM
Satan Claws 8 Hayzeus 4 brakefeast.
Re: The Smurfs killed Kennedy by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-Aug-03/11:34 AM
yippy


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