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knott's berry farm, jam & polaroids (Lyric) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
Momma buy me a cowboy Momma please buy me cowboy Momma please get me a cowboy polaroid, with a T-shirt for the weekends. [Repeat the verse once more] Since daddy went to prison We don't eat our broccoli And momma doesn't stay home through the night So grandma please take me home grandma please take me home grandma won'tcha take me home bye, bye. Momma buy me train set Momma please buy me a train set Momma could you get me a train set that smokes, with paper, mountains for my weekends. [Repeat the verse once more] Since grandma died there's no more red liquorice And horror movies somehow just aren't the same Now who's gonna take me home I'm to young to roam from a vacant home So bye, bye. Momma buy me a momma Momma please buy me a momma Momma could you find me a momma For when you're gone a missin' [Repeat the verse once more] When you left me by myself Something got the best of me In silence shadows coccoon little boys Now, who needs a home When addicted to the roam Between the wave & its foam Good bye.

Up the ladder: Pass the salt, Peter
Down the ladder: Breeze In Spring

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.3333335
Weighted score: 5.974745
Overall Rank: 1345
Posted: July 23, 2003 5:18 PM PDT; Last modified: July 23, 2003 5:18 PM PDT
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Comments:
[9] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 23-Jul-03/6:50 PM | Reply
You should have asked her for a beer too. -9-
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 23-Jul-03/7:08 PM | Reply
why she's big on witchcraft not foamers.
[n/a] <~> @ 64.252.19.29 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 23-Jul-03/8:51 PM | Reply
mommas, don't letcher babies grow up to be poets.
don't let 'em pick guitars, and tolerate dumb fucks...
[9] JoyLuck @ 68.75.19.117 | 23-Jul-03/8:36 PM | Reply
i used to love that park
and it's jam
but they tricked me with the fake gold they make you pan out of a disgusting trough

:(
[1] sliver @ 63.190.64.78 | 15-Aug-03/5:55 PM | Reply
I can honestly say CRAP, Thanks anyway. Way the by- are you mom or grandma?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > sliver | 15-Aug-03/6:24 PM | Reply
Neither, I'm horus8. Weigh your own by-.
[10] malpaso @ 70.233.141.5 | 13-Oct-09/9:06 AM | Reply
gotta say: this poem kicks ass.
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