The Smurfs killed Kennedy

Those evil blue bastards are controling our thoughts I have seen their dirty work first hand, i can swear Last week they bought out Kellogs, and Nextel be Motts! To replace apple cider with Smurf berry juice just isn't fair The tv's, they program for our comfort, and unwinding needs They say they know better, since they sell out more often Now all of the talkshows and ad spots are selling Smurf seeds For your maximum comfort, an improved headstone and coffin. As i shook my fist at the sky, my peers and friends folded "Why oh lord? must they buy their American dreams in a can?" A Nation of zombified capitalists with bread heels so molded "Wake up you fools, your wills have been sold to the Man!" Alas, it was too late, and i had to bid a long last farewell To dwell now alone in a mall called, Dawn of the dead Smurf hell.