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20 most recent comments by horus8 (2181-2200)

Re: Handy Smurf by Bachus 12-Nov-02/10:43 AM
okay the plan...us real street savy deserving poets like d.a and z and the brazester and nentwined the wall buster and all of those others and babs and p&k and razora and... well fuckit even blade. we're gonna bomb than anthrax than anal cunt kick this guy SMichaels@poetry.com because he crawled out of my t.v last night and toe nailed my cocker spaniel. what the fuck is this cads problem...he will not fucking give up!FUCKING CHISEL CHESTED MARSHMALLOW FONDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you can never e-mail the guy..he is apparently unreachably above us..he needs to die as soon as supernaturally possible..this is a job for the necronomican.
Re: There is no end by INTRANSIT 12-Nov-02/11:57 AM
way better than yesterdays...what's today? 8.
Re: IF Now! by feathers68 12-Nov-02/12:18 PM
do you really think that a timeless supernatural creature created by god to serve god before man was even thought up is going to be making smiles at you when you die? i have thee odd feeling that these highly overated creatures have better things to do..like get our lord the fallen accusor saint lucifer back in the drivers seat where he/she belongs...and how come the devil gets to be elizabeth hurley and harvy kietel in the movies, but god has to be goerge burns and alanis morrisette...see..these are the serious questions you should be asking yourself. daily, if possible.n
Re: Angers Blood! by feathers68 12-Nov-02/12:44 PM
ha!haha...this gets a 10 though..i'm sorry, but you are to fucking much. really. here. i'm gonna go wash my hands now and prepare for my pig shank stew.
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Nov-02/12:51 PM
keep the last two lines...lose the rest. obviously that was your point anyway..unless i'm as stoned as my pal settle seems to think i am...i'll give you a 1 for the lacerating corn, but unfortunately i have a serious allergic reaction to angel gibberish.`
Re: Bedside Angel by feathers68 12-Nov-02/1:16 PM
that isn't cat pee. it's the cat.
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Nov-02/1:23 PM
who's was it before do you think? great idea, i'd love to give you a ten, but HE stands in my way. as usual, so do i. 9.
Re: Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird 13-Nov-02/12:29 PM
jack the rippers tools of choice. a cock, a scalpel, and of course, the bone saw. piano string the neck? indeed. but above all it comes down to charisma for money and the woman in between....sugar wins the fly, but i sir, am a mantis. praying for you. have a six. good morning, and nice tie. christmas present? exactly.
Re: me by spazzman15 13-Nov-02/12:37 PM
bullshit. 7/10 is what it deserves simply because 'if you sing it out loud' some of the timings are fucked man period...not that it's not great..symbolically and all that jazz..it just..well... it would throw a singer off, and get him/her crossing shit out and adding their own words and stuff (that should be avoided at all costs)...and that becomes a nightmare for everyone involved.7.
Re: me by spazzman15 13-Nov-02/12:40 PM
and also the title is pompous and it blows just a bit. sorry but it should be anything but "me" unless you want to come across as being a pretentious squidly....how about "liver spots" instead, ,or "toothache".
regarding some deleted poem... 13-Nov-02/4:37 PM
alright. lets get started. 1) the passion of the moment is definitely present 2) the piece suffers though regretfully, from a lack of maturity. not in life so to speak but in the writing technique 3) i enjoyed it for a second or two and that's how long it took to read it which serves it well 4) avoid the words "soul" "spirit" "angel [any shape or form]" and "crucify" unless we can film it, not the actual function that the word serves mind you, but it's immediate use...find a more descriptive way to say them for instance ("burn" is bad too, avoid that word) angel could be more specific because every angel has a name like malekia or suffulvi. then, lets see....oh i know crucify could be quarter, and burn could be fry or scorch, molt, singe, blaze. the ever favorite torch! and of course spontaneously-combust...demons, can be ahhhhhhh more labeled too like mephistopholes, and orcus and demigorgon, geyron,.....many many more...what # was i on now...fuck it. here...take a 7. and everyone knows that jesus was a necromancer for christ sake...that's all he ever did man he was a zombie chauffer from the get go. what else is knew. read the dead sea scrolls then buy some tic tacs..i'll come give you another kiss later.7.g
Re: No recalculations needed by Bachus 13-Nov-02/4:46 PM
it's because he wrote it when he was in his coyote face. lol! what a crock of shite...i mean overall it's fine and all..it rolls off of the tongue and is a bit predictable..it's quite old and has that fresh out of highschool "what do i do now" sort of immature smell. oh well. we all started somewhere, but i wont vote. just because that would be the most caddish move for me yet today..other than talking to myself.
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Re: The Real You by jonny2000 13-Nov-02/4:55 PM
cute. lose the bottom johnie 1234567891011
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Re: Prose poem written in 1 minute and 27 seconds while listening to Slim Cessna croon by poetandknowit 13-Nov-02/9:05 PM
how many times do you get dumped in a year...at least you have more control of the handle in this situation.....at least.8.
Re: Rebel Wind by KarmicTwiggy 13-Nov-02/9:17 PM
how many phonecalls does it take to make it to number 1 on this fricken site....no need to count...just watch. oh- rebel wind blow me away.....this get's the HORUS8 GOLDEN QUE-TIPS (MY FRIEND TIP'S THE BOAR) FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVMENT IN APPROPRIATE BELITTLEMENT AND LOVELISTNESS. enjoy the cantaloupe and the fricca-seed hornbeetle thorax.....just had it flown in..
Re: epicentre by richa 13-Nov-02/9:29 PM
Androgynous and underhanded as is consistently predictable i'm convinced you're just another genius doing this left handed for the high laugh...here's something else to laugh about...an 9. i
Re: An Exercise in Futility by loneshadow29 14-Nov-02/12:23 PM
what the fuck ever. seriously in all actuality you are a total fucking tarpuffer lonedisco29and ahalf..obviously the loose bowels of an over weight turnip..even dark angel has more trajectory..well.. even anthony robbins has more class than this and that shite head is classless...sorry for fogging up your glasses, but come on... you are grasping at gophers on a dark highway in minnesota..let go man...just let go. here..a hug. 0. this isn't even a real poem it's a fucking advertisement aimed at something called jealousy...drink a diet shasta..i recommend...boysenberry.
Re: My Friend? by Blade 14-Nov-02/12:29 PM
yep.this still is absolute crapola. what a waste of ho2. fag.
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Nov-02/11:33 PM
what the hell are you people talking about?! this poem is about those funny furry things coming here and taking over our planet...you know? the ones from star trek episode bligiddy blah. p.s i never knew you and barthalamue (baltazzar) talked such candid shop, interesting..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it can't be...the pain. you whore. and i loved you so. i still do. i lke me carpet steamers used and rented, by the way. here's to you WOMAN! and the brilliant tales that you weave, you have stolen my heart and ass wiped my sleeve.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Nov-02/4:24 PM
you have 42 comments and one vote? hysterical......let's you called on me for opinions...you being one of my mentor's...that i might give you some feed back would be my honor, sis. by the way...GOT A NEW AGENT BABY! look out all ye bastards i'm going to put a bullet between ben aflek's cheeks, but back to what's at hand. 1) mama box is incredibly fucking superb. 2) i would of lost the went off because... like obviously right? 3) cake and murder and sad catechists rock...for sure. 4) the ending leaves it cascadingly cold...which is cool. loving you..me <read this comment like spiccoli in fast times at ridgemount high...i'll be eric stoltz. 9.>


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