poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Ornella Muti (61-80) and replies

Comments bywOrnella Mutiw, 61–80 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on extacy by sir_heff 18 Jan 2003, 1:56 PM
You're a funny 16 year old. Spell check might help next time...then agian it doesn't seem to help me...6
on Sex by MuDvAyNe 17 Jan 2003, 3:54 PM
Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? Had you read "Things that make you go hmmm" you would've known that. The Garden of Eden is a cheesy club in Hollywood filled with Persians and Israelis who think they are Italian...for that you get a 1.
on The Fox by cleverdevice 17 Jan 2003, 3:50 PM
I like this alot, but the question is whatever happened to Samantha Fox? ahhhh...nevermind...here's a 9
on Poemwanker is a bad bitch by Bobjim the II 17 Jan 2003, 3:45 PM
The Russian mafia is known to be even deadlier than the Italian one...did you know that? I bet not. The papas are all former KGB studs. Gavarish po ruski? I didn't think so. Here's an 8.
on beat myself with a stick by sir_heff 17 Jan 2003, 3:40 PM
Haha......here's a 9 for making me laugh
on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger 4 Jan 2003, 3:27 AM
He is just an old bastard. Oh nevermind he is actually only 34. That's what too much pigeon watching will do to you. Don't mind him. For every 0 he gives you, let me know and I will give you a 10 to balance it out. Sometimes you can't fight the world, you just have to go with the flow and learn how to abuse it...quietly.
on Caged by TxMstng02 4 Jan 2003, 3:23 AM
I like it..I don't get the low scores. Read mine about genital mutilation.
on No Logic by debased 4 Jan 2003, 12:05 AM
Ask the 1/567 Spartan on this website...bacchus...he knows about being a hero....being a hero in the backseat of a car
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger 3 Jan 2003, 5:06 PM
I agree.
on michael jackson's other glove by bondjedi 3 Jan 2003, 9:17 AM
Hahaaaaaaaaaa....he is slowyly evolving into a Malaysian woman.
on My fiend by Bobjim 3 Jan 2003, 12:53 AM
But you failed to use my favorite word, shimmy....or in Chelsea we call them She-Me...Yes, there is even a grocery called She-Me where only sexy transvestites such as yourself shop for necessities, like towlettes, cucumbers, and light bulbs....you figure the connection... BobbyJoe
on The dance by purplestain 3 Jan 2003, 12:39 AM
last line...and then the song was over.
on Nightwalker by Another Bobjim?!?! 3 Jan 2003, 12:33 AM
Creepy...here are some Milano cookies to calm down your anxiety..
on if she only knew by ChunkyHunkyMonkey 2 Jan 2003, 6:05 PM
Ahhhhhh...it's me...well not really. Now I must go on a blind date with a writer/skateboarder from Culver City.....ahhhhhhh.....what should I wear????...who cares.
on Equality by Freethinker1602 2 Jan 2003, 5:20 PM
I bought a homeless man Doritos with my credit card from 7/11 today...I'm probably poorer than he is...but hey it was the gesture right?
on Kernel by anitawit 2 Jan 2003, 5:14 PM
I like......81/2
replying on IRONSHOE by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2 Jan 2003, 5:02 PM
No, but I've seen Dragnet on Nick at Nite in the US
on Mannequin (draft) by Ranger 2 Jan 2003, 4:58 PM
Have you been watching The Manaquin....a popular 80s movie. I especially liked the black guy with the pink Cadillac......ahhh...it's like a scene from West Hollywood.
on Masculine by temptalia 2 Jan 2003, 4:44 PM
I like rough hands, especially if they have calluses. Ahh there is nothing like the touch of a rough hand. Thin lips..ughhhhh...how about chapped lips from being out all day in the field?
on unsent by Bill Z Bub 2 Jan 2003, 4:36 PM
You are like the fat couple from Keeping Up Appearances...I love that show...it's on PBS. Your poem is god but do you write about anything other than girls?