Re: turd cutter by Count Flatula	15-Apr-03/1:04 PM
That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.
Re: Israel (Through The Eyes Of One Jewish Soul) by slana5	16-Apr-03/12:29 PM
Well, the poem is unremarkable and Zionism makes me sick. I add to the pile of zeros my vote.
Re: Letters by discordia	22-Apr-03/12:03 PM
I advise throwing an apple.
Re: ~What if~ by ~Ashley Baby Girl~	28-Apr-03/6:04 PM
Q:what if you died a hideous death by Ebola? A:I would rejoice and do a little dance, knowing that you would cease to shit out utter meaningless drivel like this. Make the endless, repetitive, cheese-laden tripe stop, and I'll stop doing voodoo rites for you to experience sudden massive hemorrhages. Deal?
Re: Too Dead to Live by DeadtotheWorld	7-May-03/3:15 PM
"suf-fer-ring"? What the suffer-fuck? Great title, though. Almost, but not quite as good as Motorhead's classic "Killed by Death". However, sir, Lemmy, you are not.0.
Re: fuck that bitch by Lucifer	14-May-03/3:10 PM
It's not a poem, either. here's a hot tip to assist in your 'artistic suffering': Step One, find a belt sander, preferably Black & Decker. Step Two: Apply genitals to said sander. Step Three: turn switch to 'on' position. Now get off the fucking stage, you polyp-picking little twit.
Re: Love Squirts by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	20-May-03/2:18 PM
sounds abrasive.
Re: Just let me bee by DeadtotheWorld	20-May-03/2:19 PM
Here's me sending you a box of killer bees. Assmaggot.
Re: Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy by Bachus	20-May-03/10:25 PM
Nice.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-May-03/7:41 PM
Skateboards suck moose balls for bus fare and walk home.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-May-03/7:47 PM
ah, good sir, truly an epic to be told throughout the ages. I tip my pants to you.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-May-03/7:50 PM
You can swim the crimson tide, just don't drink it.Or do, whatever.
Re: To those who'd share their heartfelt feelings with the world by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	16-Jun-03/2:52 PM
I want this on billboards, t-shirts and tattooed backward on the foreheads of all aspiring poetes. Beautiful.
Re: I am the gayest by walrus8	21-Jul-03/7:14 PM
This poeme was the best.
Re: A Forgotten Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo	11-Aug-03/6:20 PM
Nice as always. The lucky charms guy is getting married in september.
Re: Back to the Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo	11-Aug-03/6:22 PM
The last one is my favourite.
Re: A Fistful of Haiku Lives by HaikuMofo	11-Aug-03/6:26 PM
Fantastic. You are missed. I saw Markie the other day. With Marie. Ahhh..the hotties. Fraser finally went for those blood tests the other day. My nemesis remains the same as always.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Sep-03/6:03 PM
"Booo, I'm so tormented!" Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, grow up. Wash your face while you're at it, too.
Re: The Waiting Room by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	8-Sep-03/6:09 PM
Fantastic. Heh, Father Ted. On a more serious note, Darling, I missed you! Let's never be apart again!
Re: An Offering to the Deity that is Me by razorgrin	8-Sep-03/6:25 PM
You know I love it. I ate nigh-on half of that pie...