A Forgotten Fistful of Haiku

Of Markie I learned She's a Mafia Princess. She could pop a cap. And Yes, it is true, this topic sprung up again. Much apologies. Romantic Novels Written by Saddam Hussein 'bout Samoud's Missile. Samoud's noxious Skud was blasted off deep into her oily reserves. I hope that the rain won't make my wooly coat stink. I'll just take it off. Friday's I have time, And so I tell myself this, "Write some more Haiku." List'ning to Tom Jones And then the great Frank Zappa. I have varied tastes. Superman does fight for these varied principles: Hope, Justice, Freedom. Way back in the day, Of Margot Kidder I'd say, "She's Looking Okay." Now, Margot Kidder, You look both old and bitter, not in mind fitter. If I ruled the Earth My army would consist of disturbed accountants. I just saw a guy eating some Ravioli mixed with Lucky Charms. He's having some more mixed together with Skittles. There's much color bleed. I forgot to show My pictures to Meredith. She'll see them later. As Gothic Elvis I'll go to the Goth party. Thank you very much. I went to Wal-Mart. I saw that they had some Milk. Who would buy milk there? Backwards Hat wearers, Are their eyes in their head-backs? Are they watching me? Immune to my whip I use my holy water. It will burn them good. My hearts deplenished, Warikiya war items I can bear no more. ---