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A Forgotten Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
Of Markie I learned
She's a Mafia Princess.
She could pop a cap.
And Yes, it is true,
this topic sprung up again.
Much apologies.
Romantic Novels
Written by Saddam Hussein
'bout Samoud's Missile.
Samoud's noxious Skud
was blasted off deep into
her oily reserves.
I hope that the rain
won't make my wooly coat stink.
I'll just take it off.
Friday's I have time,
And so I tell myself this,
"Write some more Haiku."
List'ning to Tom Jones
And then the great Frank Zappa.
I have varied tastes.
Superman does fight
for these varied principles:
Hope, Justice, Freedom.
Way back in the day,
Of Margot Kidder I'd say,
"She's Looking Okay."
Now, Margot Kidder,
You look both old and bitter,
not in mind fitter.
If I ruled the Earth
My army would consist of
disturbed accountants.
I just saw a guy
eating some Ravioli
mixed with Lucky Charms.
He's having some more
mixed together with Skittles.
There's much color bleed.
I forgot to show
My pictures to Meredith.
She'll see them later.
As Gothic Elvis
I'll go to the Goth party.
Thank you very much.
I went to Wal-Mart.
I saw that they had some Milk.
Who would buy milk there?
Backwards Hat wearers,
Are their eyes in their head-backs?
Are they watching me?
Immune to my whip
I use my holy water.
It will burn them good.
My hearts deplenished,
Warikiya war items
I can bear no more.
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Overall Rank: 11236
Posted: August 6, 2003 8:42 PM PDT; Last modified: August 6, 2003 8:42 PM PDT
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