Invisible Poo

There’s ploppers and there’s splashers, There’s stretchers and there’s drips, There’s some the size of cucumbers, And there’s some as small as pips. Some are heavy and make a splosh, And when you look there is no sign, They disappear into the pipes No trace is left behind! This is called an ‘Invisible Poo’ And there really is no mess They are for sure the most preffered The cleanest and the best. I wish I did them all the time No more scrubbing at the bowl. But best of all you could guarantee Using very little loo roll!