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I am the gayest (Ode) by walrus8 The vicar's young guest
The boy Jimmy McNest
Wears only a vest:
I became quite obsessed.
Soon I did suggest
That we get undressed.
Oft he did protest,
But his anus I messed.
Upon my swift arrest
I quickly confessed
And at my request
My mental health was assessed.
As you will have guessed,
The result of the test
Was that I was possessed
With the utmost gayness.
First I was depressed,
For gays I detest.
But now I'm impressed!
I feel I've been blessed!
No longer repressed,
I flaunt my smooth chest,
And I ask to be addressed
As "Mr Gayness"
Up the ladder:
Glass
Down the ladder:
TRIBUTE TO A FRIEND
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Posted: July 21, 2003 9:12 AM PDT; Last modified: July 21, 2003 9:12 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.530766 Overall Rank: 2626 Comments:
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hipster flare @ 209.68.98.161
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21-Jul-03/9:30 AM
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A loverly poem, indeed, Mr Gayness... excellent execution of rhythm and wit. 10
heinous.
lol..
Certainly
This poeme was the best.
You would. Why not Mr Putz?
Well damn... your no longer in denial.. 10. ;)
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Nice work, pooftah!
lol Mr Gayness
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