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Ode № 56941

I am the gayest

by walrus8

Member since 2003 · Posted 21 Jul 2003 · 10 comments

The vicar's young guest The boy Jimmy McNest Wears only a vest: I became quite obsessed. Soon I did suggest That we get undressed. Oft he did protest, But his anus I messed. Upon my swift arrest I quickly confessed And at my request My mental health was assessed. As you will have guessed, The result of the test Was that I was possessed With the utmost gayness. First I was depressed, For gays I detest. But now I'm impressed! I feel I've been blessed! No longer repressed, I flaunt my smooth chest, And I ask to be addressed As "Mr Gayness"

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10 comments

[10] hipster flare 21-Jul-03/9:30 AM Reply
A loverly poem, indeed, Mr Gayness... excellent execution of rhythm and wit. 10
[n/a] zzinnia66 21-Jul-03/10:23 AM Reply
heinous.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 21-Jul-03/11:21 AM Reply
lol..
[0] horus8 21-Jul-03/11:47 AM Reply
Certainly
[10] razorgrin 21-Jul-03/7:14 PM Reply
This poeme was the best.
[9] INTRANSIT 22-Jul-03/5:45 AM Reply
You would. Why not Mr Putz?
[10] SupremeDreamer 22-Jul-03/7:09 PM Reply
Well damn... your no longer in denial.. 10. ;)
[0] horus8 23-Jul-03/12:05 AM Reply
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And then some.
[10] cleverdevice 29-Jul-03/11:07 AM Reply
Nice work, pooftah!
[10] Glasseyez 14-Feb-06/11:55 AM Reply
lol Mr Gayness