The vicar's young guest The boy Jimmy McNest Wears only a vest: I became quite obsessed. Soon I did suggest That we get undressed. Oft he did protest, But his anus I messed. Upon my swift arrest I quickly confessed And at my request My mental health was assessed. As you will have guessed, The result of the test Was that I was possessed With the utmost gayness. First I was depressed, For gays I detest. But now I'm impressed! I feel I've been blessed! No longer repressed, I flaunt my smooth chest, And I ask to be addressed As "Mr Gayness"