Re: a comment on route nine by Bill Z Bub	5-Jun-03/8:26 AM
Mining pyrite from salt, thats me. Soothing blisters of synthesis walk on alkaline locks. Huh?
Re: a comment on Iterated Fuck by nentwined	4-Jun-03/4:48 PM
I woke up everyone in the house while laughing uncontrollably at your post. God bless you, Mr. <~>!
Re: Iterated Fuck by nentwined	4-Jun-03/4:44 PM
a breath of fresh air. No wait, it smells like FUCKING in here you perverted little weasel! 9.9
Re: a comment on alienheart by Bill Z Bub	4-Jun-03/4:33 PM
~squeeeeeeeeeek~
Re: Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms) by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Jun-03/3:20 PM
Fuck. Ten. Fuck! Son of a Fucking Goddamn Bitchprick! FUCKING TEN. I cry bullseye.
Re: There is no Happy Hour in Bakersfield, Ca. by horus8	31-May-03/7:07 PM
My sister-in-law is narcoleptic. You sunuvagun. 10
Re: a comment on Scarlet Letter by brokenheart	26-May-03/8:14 AM
If you must know, Sir, I am smoking an pipe, and sitting as an gentleman shoulde, reading the morning poste, and whipping my maidservant Babette for failing to provide me with my morning Brandy. Good day to you Sir!
Re: a comment on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub	24-May-03/8:59 PM
Well, it's a bit obscure compared to Star Wars, bud. I like the word "shenanigan". It sounds Irish.
Re: a comment on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub	24-May-03/8:51 PM
Lucy, you have some 'splaining to do!
Re: a comment on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub	24-May-03/8:42 PM
I guess I need to buy some lifts, 'cause that went right over my head. Eleanor?
Re: a comment on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub	24-May-03/8:38 PM
My, how you've grown! Whoever just voted, please do so again, as I had one small edit to make. All done now.
Re: a comment on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub	24-May-03/8:35 PM
Try this on for size. Okay, so it's really two separate poems squashed together. So What! I don't need your attitude mister! And furthermore, this poem was chosen to be published in "Butt Lust" magazine! So there!
Re: Scarlet Letter by brokenheart	24-May-03/8:24 PM
Wecome, to Poemranker Island! *sets up chair, sits down to wait for -=Dark_Angel=- "Ze prawne, boss!" "SHUT UP!"
Re: The Best This Dream Can Offer by Deborah Carter	24-May-03/8:03 PM
Welcome to Poemranker. I am your host, William Zanzibar Bubbington III. "Boss, boss, ze prawne! Ze prawne!" Okay, I'm not really your host. I'm just a bored regular. Are you a singer/songwriter?
Re: Dimestore Angel by Deborah Carter	24-May-03/8:00 PM
Bill Murray?! I loved him in "Groundhog Day"! This lyric reminds me of something that might be sung by Sheryl Crow or Joan Osborne or somebody.
Re: Theology by dougsoderstrom	23-May-03/6:57 PM
For spamming I give you a zero. And I didn't read your poem either.
Re: Theology by dougsoderstrom	23-May-03/6:57 PM
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Re: Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik	23-May-03/10:08 AM
The question before you is, do you rate the poem high or low? Zero or Ten? The thing of it is, though: the choice has already been made for you. You just have to understand WHY you will make that choice. In conclusion, Monica Belucci has nice cleavage and I TOOK THE PURPLE PILL! Sincerely, Mr. Anderson
Re: time weights by brazen	23-May-03/12:57 AM
Very cerebral. But also vague and unclear to me. For example: "a passing between the deeds undone and the tasks left at hand" Aren't the deeds undone also the deeds left to do, or in other words the tasks left at hand? They seem to be the exact same thing.
Re: My girl by simone_girard	23-May-03/12:49 AM
Sorry, but this is just bad. Insipid and cliche. And it should be "you're precious", not "your precious", unless you're Gollum. Where is it being published? Christian Women's Daily Affirmations Newsletter? Also, if you're talking about God, you should capitalize Lord. (I learned SOMEthing in Sunday school) The Lord above knows that I try not to be mean to the innocent, but this is the wrong "sight" for this kind of simple righteous Christian Inspirational greeting card stuff. Unless you like to throw bloody meat to the wolves.