| Re: a comment on Upon the Battlefield by cleverdevice |
23-Feb-04/8:32 AM |
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erm, no, cos I don't take the credit, and its not an entire poem passed off as my own. Cock. And the strife/life isn't mine, blame Frances Cornford.
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| Re: Upon the Battlefield by cleverdevice |
23-Feb-04/2:27 AM |
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I must tell a truth, the first stanza is not mine, it was written by a friend of Rupert Brooke, describing him on the eve of WW1, so I cannot take credit for it. The rest is mine though, I thought I'd develop the original.
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| Re: His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
9-Feb-04/7:08 AM |
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Seeing as many of you don't know what jodphurs are, allow me to explain. Typically ron by the landed gentry of the British Empire, these garments are tight so as to support the leg whilst riding. They are also textured like courdorauys so as to give friction and furthur maintain the support and therefore balance of the horserider. Some more extravagant types have rounded sections at the side of the thigh that stick out. No-one knows why this is, as it doesn't help with the riding seat at all, it is one of those mysteries, like Loch Ness Monster and poor people. Anyway, I must be off to my riding. I'm fully prepared to be tossed off by a frisky young Arab!!!
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| Re: a comment on Of an Age Before by cleverdevice |
2-Feb-04/7:02 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Pathetic lill' me.. by clumseYdaiseY |
30-Jan-04/6:37 AM |
Too right, let's go through it, class:
'Wanna' instead of 'want to'
'Purple'... doesn't need a capital p
'I' instead of 'i'
'It's' - no apostrophe with this 'its only a dream', its not a possesive, young lady.
Again, 'I', not 'i'
Third time, clumseYdaiseY, capital I for the self, thought you had sorted it out two lines before.
And a fourth!!!! Detention young lady, I've warned you about incorrect use of 'I'!
Now you've missed the capital of 'And'. May only be a conjunction, but its still important.
Double detention, you missed the capital T for 'There'. You appear to have been registered for last week, I can only conclude you were too busy passing notes to concentrate on what I was saying about the higher case.
Now algebra...
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| Re: The Thrapper by You are a fat fucker |
28-Jan-04/5:47 AM |
Flasheart: Ever felt the wind in your hair, Blackadder?
Blackadder: No...
(phrrrt)
Flasheart: He just has, WOOF WOOF!
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| Re: Waiting to inhale (Stardust & God's Black Nostril) by Don-Quixote |
8-Jan-04/5:33 AM |
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Sushi is not actually raw fish, it is lightly fried in vinegar. As such, I give you -1- cos the rest of the poem is an affront to my beliefs.
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| Re: a comment on Monday night football, Tueasday? War. by Jeremi B. Handrinos |
15-Dec-03/3:40 AM |
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So it's ok to invade Iraq 'cos we got rid of an evil dictator? If that's the case are we now obliged to rid the world of Gaddafi, Kim Jong Il, the Iranian Ayatollahs, Yasser Arafat? Anyone else who displeases the US and its poodles? Bad arguemnet, Horus8.
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| Re: Precious Thing by cleverdevice |
11-Dec-03/4:47 AM |
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I was thinking, imagine a really selfish Thom Yorke, and it just poured out.
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| Re: Air sickness bag by Shardik |
10-Dec-03/6:33 AM |
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| Re: Cupid promised me, Nadine by Shardik |
10-Dec-03/6:31 AM |
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Nadine for Girls Aloud, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, oh shit, need tissues. Good work old boy/girl. 9.
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| Re: my brother's by joey |
2-Dec-03/3:10 AM |
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I'd like to take a shit on this, but it would be a waste of my time.
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| Re: Outhouse by newagepoet2000 |
1-Dec-03/3:25 AM |
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feces? Faeces surely, unless you're a dammed yank.
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| Re: Mobile home agenda by Bachus |
26-Nov-03/2:32 AM |
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Man I'd hate to be trailer trash.
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| Re: Squeeze it out... by mrpresident |
6-Oct-03/7:28 AM |
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Erm, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. I'm keeping schtum.
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| Re: The Geek by mrpresident |
3-Oct-03/1:26 AM |
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A life story, Mrpresident???? I think so...
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| Re: Livin' With No Momma by DurtKL |
2-Oct-03/1:54 AM |
Yo mommas so fat, when she sunbathes, greenpeace try and roll her back in!!!!
Yo mommas so fat, it takes 3 buses and train to get on her good side!
Yo mommas so fat, she needs an asteroid belt!
Yo mommas so fat, when she wears stilletos, she strikes oil!!!
Yo mommas so fat, when I was fucking her, it took me 7 rolls to get off her!!!
Interesting though...7
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| Re: The Western World by mrpresident |
2-Oct-03/1:51 AM |
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I hate being western myself. I really wish I was Chinese, or black.
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| Re: A London Cafe by mrpresident |
2-Oct-03/1:50 AM |
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I like cafes in london too.
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| Re: Para Sa Aking Sinta by NewbieMe |
2-Oct-03/1:39 AM |
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Yes. I findus Thisus Shittus. I can write in Latin!!!
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