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Livin' With No Momma (Free verse) by DurtKL I
FUCKING HATE
Discovering that 1
Pair of Boxer briefs
That did
n't make it
To the laundry basket
After I have carried that
Plastic finger trap two blocks home
While the stink of too much dryer sheets
Clogged my nose.
Not only does this
Experience leave me
With a sense of
"Unfinished Business",
But it also means
That the C(8)O(7)U(6)N(5)T(4)D(3)O(2)W(1)N
To the next trek to the coin-op
Has been cut by 1.
My brain won't process that
Until it's too late
And I'll either be
Digging through that beige basket,
Enforcing the "stink test (sniffing each boxer in the crotch and ass
areas"),
or going commando.
Won't you smile for me?
Up the ladder:
Lucky Joe Finds a Ring
Down the ladder:
no email, no world
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Posted: September 30, 2003 9:29 PM PDT; Last modified: October 1, 2003 9:56 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.1788044 Overall Rank: 4873 Comments:
I would if Dark Angel wasn't borrowing both sets of my teeth currently.
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Yo mommas so fat, it takes 3 buses and train to get on her good side!
Yo mommas so fat, she needs an asteroid belt!
Yo mommas so fat, when she wears stilletos, she strikes oil!!!
Yo mommas so fat, when I was fucking her, it took me 7 rolls to get off her!!!
Interesting though...7