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Livin' With No Momma (Free verse) by DurtKL
I FUCKING HATE Discovering that 1 Pair of Boxer briefs That did n't make it To the laundry basket After I have carried that Plastic finger trap two blocks home While the stink of too much dryer sheets Clogged my nose. Not only does this Experience leave me With a sense of "Unfinished Business", But it also means That the C(8)O(7)U(6)N(5)T(4)D(3)O(2)W(1)N To the next trek to the coin-op Has been cut by 1. My brain won't process that Until it's too late And I'll either be Digging through that beige basket, Enforcing the "stink test (sniffing each boxer in the crotch and ass areas"), or going commando. Won't you smile for me?

Up the ladder: Lucky Joe Finds a Ring

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Weighted score: 5.1788044
Overall Rank: 4873
Posted: September 30, 2003 9:29 PM PDT; Last modified: October 1, 2003 9:56 PM PDT
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[7] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 2-Oct-03/1:54 AM | Reply
Yo mommas so fat, when she sunbathes, greenpeace try and roll her back in!!!!
Yo mommas so fat, it takes 3 buses and train to get on her good side!
Yo mommas so fat, she needs an asteroid belt!
Yo mommas so fat, when she wears stilletos, she strikes oil!!!
Yo mommas so fat, when I was fucking her, it took me 7 rolls to get off her!!!

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[9] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 2-Oct-03/8:08 AM | Reply
I would if Dark Angel wasn't borrowing both sets of my teeth currently.
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