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The Thrapper (Free verse) by You are a fat fucker
When you break wind it warms your gusset; When I break wind it warms your face. When you break wind it smells appalling; When I break wind it just smells ace.

Up the ladder: plugs
Down the ladder: The Runt

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.3333335
Weighted score: 5.0397344
Overall Rank: 7123
Posted: November 5, 2003 7:36 AM PST; Last modified: January 28, 2004 1:07 AM PST
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[10] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 | 5-Nov-03/1:19 PM | Reply
Swit.
[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.119.105 | 6-Nov-03/7:10 AM | Reply
Shades of dark angel
[7] 47Ronin @ 212.135.1.57 | 27-Jan-04/5:12 AM | Reply
An interesting concepton the notion of breaking wind.
It is all a philosophy.
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 28-Jan-04/5:47 AM | Reply
Flasheart: Ever felt the wind in your hair, Blackadder?
Blackadder: No...
(phrrrt)
Flasheart: He just has, WOOF WOOF!
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