on Water Red by InWonderLand
8 Nov 2006, 1:03 PM
Laughably bad.
on August 23, 1944 - 102 miles west of Paris by Ranger
31 Oct 2006, 4:26 PM
An odd fullstop would do no one any harm, sweetie.
on Kill Criminals In The Name Of JESUS! by Sing4Jesus!
27 Oct 2006, 4:32 PM
Utterly terrible. Total defecation. 10/10 for a good laugh!
on Dovina & Co by amanda_dcosta
8 Nov 2006, 1:07 PM
There seems to be some friendly badinage I am missing out on here.
The poem is crap.
The poem is crap.
on Bagni di Lucca by Sasha
8 Nov 2006, 1:06 PM
I have been to the baths at Lucca. They were out of soap at the time so I had to make do with a tinkle.
on some deleted poem
8 Nov 2006, 1:02 PM
Before using foreign words, you need to have just a TEENY knowledge of the language involved. And you don't. 0/10 as a reward for combining ignorance, pretension and lack of humour.
on The Pitâs Bottom by Dovina
27 Oct 2006, 4:31 PM
A combination of pretentiousness and ignorance. Boring too! I'll be generous and score it 4/10, no silly me 2/10.
on some deleted poem
8 Nov 2006, 1:05 PM
Perhaps you should be posting this on a different website.
Anyway what do you expect going on a common package tour at cheapo prices?
Anyway what do you expect going on a common package tour at cheapo prices?
on some deleted poem
8 Nov 2006, 12:58 PM
I thought this was excellently well written and a great description of a mighty trouser snake trying to get a slice of the action. A well deserved 10/10 and ignore the previous naff comments; these people have no taste.
on The world's shortest poem by ALChemy
29 Oct 2006, 4:32 AM
Not short enough.
It is wonderful to find someone who writes a two word poem AND ONE OF THEM IS SPELLED WRONGLY! An unbeatable achievment.
It is wonderful to find someone who writes a two word poem AND ONE OF THEM IS SPELLED WRONGLY! An unbeatable achievment.
on some deleted poem
8 Nov 2006, 1:09 PM
A graceful member of the family were thee
This should be ......wert thou.
As someone else said, don't use language you don't understand. Nothing is worse than ignorant affectation.
This should be ......wert thou.
As someone else said, don't use language you don't understand. Nothing is worse than ignorant affectation.
on Vote Goats by ALChemy
29 Oct 2006, 4:34 AM
Well, this poem is very badly written. It also contains poor grammar and syntax. And the primordial slime bit is a bit over the top. I am tempted to give it 0/10 just out of bitchiness but that would be unfair as it holds a kernel of truth in its clumsiness.
So 5/10. You can't say fairer than that now can you, Al, dearie?
So 5/10. You can't say fairer than that now can you, Al, dearie?
on One goal,Gotten&Changed by Hostileintent
29 Oct 2006, 4:37 AM
Embarrassingly badly written. The first stanza is doggerel. The use of "man" in the last line is appalling.
I think you have found your true vocation in the armed forces. A gun will lie better in your hands than a pen. Happy shooting and killing!
I think you have found your true vocation in the armed forces. A gun will lie better in your hands than a pen. Happy shooting and killing!
on some deleted poem
29 Oct 2006, 4:30 AM
It's not that you are illiterate (a common failing among Americans, and one I am delighted to see you do not share) but that you are a very poor writer.
"An ambulance was a motherâs womb
The gunshot victim, in utero, waited to be birthed"
Surely you can see that is pretentious twaddle? Why not write and condemn a country which allows unrestricted access to guns?
"An ambulance was a motherâs womb
The gunshot victim, in utero, waited to be birthed"
Surely you can see that is pretentious twaddle? Why not write and condemn a country which allows unrestricted access to guns?
on Jesus in a leisure suit by Imago
29 Oct 2006, 4:43 AM
This shows promise especially the references to the horrible car you drive.
What a pity it is wrecked by these hideous lines...
"to where I wanna be
But my mind is floating off the berm"
Why use a non-word like "wanna"? And what does a raised river bank have to do with it?
What a pity it is wrecked by these hideous lines...
"to where I wanna be
But my mind is floating off the berm"
Why use a non-word like "wanna"? And what does a raised river bank have to do with it?
on The Perigenetic Prayer by ALChemy
29 Oct 2006, 5:01 PM
More illiterate crud.
on Fraser's Wedding by Stephen Robins
29 Oct 2006, 5:07 PM
Disappointing considering your track record.