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The world's shortest poem (Free verse) by ALChemy
Be diferent.

Up the ladder: My BPD vs Yours
Down the ladder: pain of love:

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.6363637
Weighted score: 4.318182
Overall Rank: 13120
Posted: June 4, 2005 7:20 AM PDT; Last modified: June 4, 2005 7:20 AM PDT
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[2] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.116.197 | 4-Jun-05/8:34 AM | Reply
By Grapthars' Hammer.....I don't know.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 65.188.92.49 | 4-Jun-05/9:08 AM | Reply
The idea is in the spelling... I know. Corny poem. I apologize.
[9] hendrimike @ 70.104.76.229 | 4-Jun-05/4:00 PM | Reply
i'm voting diferentlee
[8] sacred_poet_me @ 70.68.76.244 | 6-Jun-05/5:35 PM | Reply
Short but meaningful. SOmetimes a few words (in this case 2) can really express the author's feeling well. This poem is a good example. Good!
[n/a] Dovina @ 69.175.32.185 > sacred_poet_me | 6-Jun-05/5:37 PM | Reply
"Be cute." is better and shorter.
[n/a] Dovina @ 209.247.222.94 > Dovina | 16-Nov-05/8:26 PM | Reply
I am cute, but not short. Cute can be acquired, short cannot. In that lie all the reasons for politics and religion.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 24.74.101.159 > Dovina | 17-Nov-05/5:38 AM | Reply
I bet you are cute, Shorty.
[8] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 | 29-Jan-06/2:37 PM | Reply
Having seen hundreds of variations on this - all of which were veritable piles of cack - imagine my surprise when I opened one that didn't scream out 'I'm crap! Hate me!' 8 for writing the only form of this that won't get the 'Pimple' rating on the ranker.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 24.74.100.11 > Ranger | 30-Jan-06/12:46 AM | Reply
Thanks Ranger.
While in Art school me and my friends often imagined starting a T-shirt line(cheesy, I know). This was one of my ideas.
Another idea of mine was "We endorse censorshit!"
[10] lmp @ 141.154.134.3 > ALChemy | 14-Apr-06/8:45 AM | Reply
i like it.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.200.161 | 29-Oct-06/4:32 AM | Reply
Not short enough.

It is wonderful to find someone who writes a two word poem AND ONE OF THEM IS SPELLED WRONGLY! An unbeatable achievment.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 71.75.187.195 > Edna Sweetlove | 29-Oct-06/5:48 AM | Reply
...which is the entire point of the poem genius.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 71.75.187.195 > ALChemy | 29-Oct-06/6:23 AM | Reply
NEWSFLASH: Nobody uses "WRONGLY" at the end of a verb anymore except very old English people. ("WRONGLY spelled" would have been fine.)
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.34.132 > ALChemy | 29-Oct-06/6:37 AM | Reply
How about "creatively spelled"?
[10] lmp @ 141.154.134.3 | 30-May-07/9:55 AM | Reply
just to counterbalance Edna's vote.
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