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My BPD vs Yours (Ode) by OneFingerAnswer Yeah it sucks
Yeah some BPD sufferers commit
Tough fucking cookies
With a side of dry dog shit
Get on with your life
BPD isn't for show
If you want some one who cares
Quit being a fucking ho
Ha! "All rights reserved"
People don't steal shit, MCR
I think you should have the right
To a 50 mph intro to a car
Write your poems
But don't ask us for pity
Don't ask us to love you
When your poems are so shitty
You think you have it bad
You think this makes you glow
I think your poems are crap
I just thought you should know
Up the ladder:
The Film Epic That Is Blacula
Down the ladder:
The world's shortest poem
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.6363637
Posted: July 9, 2003 1:08 AM PDT; Last modified: July 9, 2003 1:46 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.318182 Overall Rank: 13114 Comments:
That was too cool.
Heres the basic DMTR That I Came Up With:
OneFingerAnswer Dissected: One 1: being a single unit or thing <one day at a time> 2a: being one in particular <early one morning> b: being preeminently what is indicated <one fine person> -- Finger 1: any of the five terminating members of the hand: a digit of the forelimb; especially: one other than the thumb 2c: a projecting piece (as a pawl for a ratchet) brought into contact with an object to affect its motion 4: INTEREST, SHEAR -- often used in the phrase have a finger in the pie 5: BIRD 10 -- usually used with the -- Answer 2: a reply to a legal charge or suit: PLEA; also: DEFENSE (these two words dont need dissection) 3: something done in response or reaction 5: one that imitates, matches, or corresponds to another -- Secondary Dissections: interest 3 : ADVANTAGE, BENEFIT; also : SELF-INTEREST 5 a : a feeling that accompanies or causes special attention to an object or class of objects: CONCERN (Dissection not required) -- shear 1 : to cut through something with or as if with a sharp instrument -- bird 7 (chiefly British) [a]: a hissing or jeering expressive of disapproval -- Final Dissections: advantage 1: superiority of position or condition -- self-interest 1: a concern for one's own advantage and well-being [Benefit i felt wasnt needed in the dissection.]
Huh, that's pretty cool. Good night.
My newest sword. Its black and white and curvy to take care of sharp edges. Pretty effective too. Sleep with pleasurable dreams yoda.
So what it all boils down to is I'm a conceited asshole who actually is above you, eh?
lol That's great.
lol, not exactly: you have a self interest in advancing your poetic ability, along with an appetite for shearing poems like musehearts. You also are quick to defend yourself considering comments and such. You also mimic somewhat a variety of poetic styles and forms of expression.
ONEFINGERANSWER = ONE-SINGLE-CUT... get it? it takes some thinking and insight on your own self to grasp its full meanings.
I just went with the end results.
Advantage and self-interest. I know we could delve much deeper and find all kinds of fun stuff and I might actually be up for it but for now I like being a conceited asshole. (Actually it's just that like JB, I'm off to bed. Keep up the good work.)
We certainly could. ;P And you can bet your ass that ill keep up the good work. I just keep getting better every Victory or Loss, thepinkbunnyofdooom is right: I am a machine. but i have alot of humanity that i have yet to unveal my lil bunny wabbit. ;P
Hey I mearly called you a cyborg regaining humanity, which you do have to admit, with your writing style and your DMTR thingy, You are a machine. Please Disect and reassemble my username next?
my writing style? lol. you havent seen jack shit concerning my writing style man, it isnt machine like at all, you only have seen the tip of the sword that im making. ;P sure, ill dissect yours too.
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Add one after who.
and after that you get a 10, not a nine.
If you have AIM go press Ctrl + 6 in a message window and you'll get a present from me to you.
You get your present in AIM yet?