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My BPD vs Yours

by OneFingerAnswer

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Jul 2003 · Edited 9 Jul 2003 · 22 comments

Yeah it sucks Yeah some BPD sufferers commit Tough fucking cookies With a side of dry dog shit Get on with your life BPD isn't for show If you want some one who cares Quit being a fucking ho Ha! "All rights reserved" People don't steal shit, MCR I think you should have the right To a 50 mph intro to a car Write your poems But don't ask us for pity Don't ask us to love you When your poems are so shitty You think you have it bad You think this makes you glow I think your poems are crap I just thought you should know

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22 comments

[10] DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/1:29 AM Reply
"If you want some who cares"
Add one after who.

and after that you get a 10, not a nine.
[10] DreamerSupreme › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/1:30 AM Reply
Unless your talking about the side of dry dog shit.. lol.
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/1:44 AM Reply
No I'm not talking about dog shit that cares. The one belongs after the some though. Thanks for the catch.

If you have AIM go press Ctrl + 6 in a message window and you'll get a present from me to you.
[10] DreamerSupreme › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/2:02 AM Reply
heres yer ten. and i meant: as in: she would like some OF the sidedish... but yeah. ;)
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/2:03 AM Reply
lol. I'd serve her dry dog shit all day unless she actually wanted it.

You get your present in AIM yet?
[10] DreamerSupreme › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/2:10 AM Reply
my AIM isnt aol related. ;/ dont got aim, old history explaination: a hate of aol. ;x
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/2:13 AM Reply
Oh well. I tried. Guess you'll never know.
[10] DreamerSupreme › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/2:17 AM Reply
bah. ;P
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/2:20 AM Reply
Well what do you want me to do about it? It's not like I can do it here. All you have to do is get AIM and you can see what it is. I'll even let you use one of my dead accounts to log on.
[10] DreamerSupreme › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/2:22 AM Reply
Nah. Its aight man. Ill survive without it. Btw, im getting to work on your Dictionary Magic Test Result DMTR. Hey.. we should have this programmed damn it, and have it on the website!! would be a cool idea.
[10] horus8 › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/2:04 AM Reply
Woah, you are a barrel of monkeys! lol!
[10] DreamerSupreme › horus8 9-Jul-03/2:07 AM Reply
with wrenches to throw into well oiled machinery like museheart.. lubed and FUCKED! hehe.
[10] horus8 9-Jul-03/2:03 AM Reply
That was too cool.
[10] DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/2:50 AM Reply
Heres the basic DMTR That I Came Up With:

OneFingerAnswer Dissected:

One

1: being a single unit or thing <one day at a time>
2a: being one in particular <early one morning>
b: being preeminently what is indicated <one fine person>
--

Finger

1: any of the five terminating members of the hand: a digit of the forelimb; especially:
one other than the thumb

2c: a projecting piece (as a pawl for a ratchet) brought into contact with an object to affect
its motion

4: INTEREST, SHEAR -- often used in the phrase have a finger in the pie

5: BIRD 10 -- usually used with the
--

Answer

2: a reply to a legal charge or suit: PLEA; also: DEFENSE (these two words dont need dissection)

3: something done in response or reaction

5: one that imitates, matches, or corresponds to another
--

Secondary Dissections:

interest

3 : ADVANTAGE, BENEFIT; also : SELF-INTEREST
5 a : a feeling that accompanies or causes special attention to an object or class of
objects: CONCERN (Dissection not required)
--

shear

1 : to cut through something with or as if with a sharp instrument
--

bird

7 (chiefly British) [a]: a hissing or jeering expressive of disapproval
--

Final Dissections:


advantage

1: superiority of position or condition

--
self-interest

1: a concern for one's own advantage and well-being


[Benefit i felt wasnt needed in the dissection.]
[10] horus8 › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/2:53 AM Reply
Huh, that's pretty cool. Good night.
[10] DreamerSupreme › horus8 9-Jul-03/3:00 AM Reply
My newest sword. Its black and white and curvy to take care of sharp edges. Pretty effective too. Sleep with pleasurable dreams yoda.
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/2:57 AM Reply
So what it all boils down to is I'm a conceited asshole who actually is above you, eh?

lol That's great.
[10] DreamerSupreme › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/3:05 AM Reply
lol, not exactly: you have a self interest in advancing your poetic ability, along with an appetite for shearing poems like musehearts. You also are quick to defend yourself considering comments and such. You also mimic somewhat a variety of poetic styles and forms of expression.

ONEFINGERANSWER = ONE-SINGLE-CUT... get it?
it takes some thinking and insight on your own self to grasp its full meanings.
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/3:11 AM Reply
I just went with the end results.

Advantage and self-interest.

I know we could delve much deeper and find all kinds of fun stuff and I might actually be up for it but for now I like being a conceited asshole.

(Actually it's just that like JB, I'm off to bed. Keep up the good work.)
[10] DreamerSupreme › OneFingerAnswer 9-Jul-03/3:18 AM Reply
We certainly could. ;P And you can bet your ass that ill keep up the good work. I just keep getting better every Victory or Loss, thepinkbunnyofdooom is right: I am a machine. but i have alot of humanity that i have yet to unveal my lil bunny wabbit. ;P
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › DreamerSupreme 9-Jul-03/11:36 AM Reply
Hey I mearly called you a cyborg regaining humanity, which you do have to admit, with your writing style and your DMTR thingy, You are a machine. Please Disect and reassemble my username next?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › thepinkbunnyofdoom 10-Jul-03/1:16 AM Reply
my writing style? lol. you havent seen jack shit concerning my writing style man, it isnt machine like at all, you only have seen the tip of the sword that im making. ;P sure, ill dissect yours too.