Kill Criminals In The Name Of JESUS!

Member since 2006 · Posted 23 Oct 2006 · 12 comments

We need to carry arms It is our sacred right! We need to protect our families From the evils of the night! So make God's bullets your own Let Jesus guide your gun! Shoot to kill all Evil With the help of His only Son! Never stand for intruders Stomping round your lands! Keep your shotgun or your rifle Firmly in your hands! So make God's bullets your own And fire them if you must! We live in freedom's own home And in God alone we trust!

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[n/a] Dovina 23-Oct-06/4:17 PM Reply

I wish you would enter discussion on whether these Jesus poems are satire or if you really like this stuff. If you mean it, then you've progressed about an inch backward from the Crusades.

[9] Dan garcia-Black 24-Oct-06/6:30 AM Reply

This is a suicide note, right?

[8] howl 24-Oct-06/8:16 AM Reply

This is good. Apart from the last verse. The last verse is bollocks.

[10] Engelbert Humpalot 26-Oct-06/9:59 AM Reply

The last stanza gives me hope for mankind.

[10] Edna Sweetlove 27-Oct-06/4:32 PM Reply

Utterly terrible. Total defecation. 10/10 for a good laugh!

[10] mr cunt 2-Mar-07/6:05 PM Reply

Hilariously appalling. It could easily be part of the Yank National Anthem

[0] dclark 6-Aug-07/11:42 AM Reply

i've realized you really love jesus, and god, and all that bullshit, but if you love somethings give it away, you may have heard that saying before. what i'm saying is in this song of yours, if you killed someone, i don't think your jesus would be to happy.. maybe try writting about some other things?? maybe? .......

[10] Edna Sweetlove › dclark 13-Aug-07/9:11 AM Reply

You must be REALLY thick not to understand this is satire of the highest order! Change your rating from O to 10 and help this gem up the ladder to fucking glory!

[n/a] richa › Edna Sweetlove 13-Aug-07/12:03 PM Reply

You would have to be this poem's mother to call it satire of the highest order.

[4] nentwined › richa 10-Mar-13/10:02 PM Reply

Am I spoiled by facebook? I want to "like" this comment. *shudder*

[4] nentwined › Edna Sweetlove 10-Mar-13/9:58 PM Reply

I'd call it satire of some middling order. On its own merits, it's middling; satire elevates it a touch, but only a touch...and rated within satire's bounds, it's still just middling at best.

Not to say I didn't enjoy bits of it, presuming satire. But still....

[10] rabbi sammy schtupp 3-Feb-21/10:34 AM Reply

Oy vay!