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Kill Criminals In The Name Of JESUS! (Lyric) by Sing4Jesus! We need to carry arms
It is our sacred right!
We need to protect our families
From the evils of the night!
So make God's bullets your own
Let Jesus guide your gun!
Shoot to kill all Evil
With the help of His only Son!
Never stand for intruders
Stomping round your lands!
Keep your shotgun or your rifle
Firmly in your hands!
So make God's bullets your own
And fire them if you must!
We live in freedom's own home
And in God alone we trust!
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Posted: October 23, 2006 3:03 AM PDT; Last modified: October 23, 2006 3:03 AM PDTWeighted score: 6.1843276 Overall Rank: 1002 Comments:
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Dovina @ 70.38.78.229
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23-Oct-06/4:17 PM
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I wish you would enter discussion on whether these Jesus poems are satire or if you really like this stuff. If you mean it, then you've progressed about an inch backward from the Crusades.
This is a suicide note, right?
This is good. Apart from the last verse. The last verse is bollocks.
The last stanza gives me hope for mankind.
Utterly terrible. Total defecation. 10/10 for a good laugh!
Hilariously appalling. It could easily be part of the Yank National Anthem
i've realized you really love jesus, and god, and all that bullshit, but if you love somethings give it away, you may have heard that saying before. what i'm saying is in this song of yours, if you killed someone, i don't think your jesus would be to happy.. maybe try writting about some other things?? maybe? .......
You must be REALLY thick not to understand this is satire of the highest order! Change your rating from O to 10 and help this gem up the ladder to fucking glory!
You would have to be this poem's mother to call it satire of the highest order.
Am I spoiled by facebook? I want to "like" this comment. *shudder*
I'd call it satire of some middling order. On its own merits, it's middling; satire elevates it a touch, but only a touch...and rated within satire's bounds, it's still just middling at best.
Not to say I didn't enjoy bits of it, presuming satire. But still....
Oy vay!
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