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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (1821-1840)

Re: The Lady by -=??lilaznjen??=- 13-Jul-02/6:21 PM
When I read this I sneezed towards the end, and in the confusion thought it said "With a naked man named Walter". This would have been quite amusing. However, as I regained my senses I was disappointed. Also, I wonder why you chose 'With' and not 'To' - is Walter not the lady's bridegroom, but merely someone who has accompanied her to the wedding?
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil 14-Jul-02/7:57 AM
don't know what's worse, 'anglowelsh' or an hysterical and equally racist moist tow'lette. Actually I do know. 'anglowelsh' is worse.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil 14-Jul-02/11:07 AM
If you call standing up for your nation under one God 'self-righteous' then you've gotta real attitude problem, pal! How would you like it if it was your buttocks that were crushed by falling debris? How dare you!
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Jul-02/11:44 AM
I wouldn't tell him if I were you. Let's face facts - he's not interested. Great poeme though!
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Jul-02/11:51 AM
You have deliberately disobeyed the most important rule of poemeranker: Please do not include the poeme's title or other miscellany in the body of your poeme. Have you no shame?
Re: Birth in the Valley of Liquor by horus8 14-Jul-02/4:03 PM
Wow. You must be some kind of raw, uncompromising 'street' poete.
Re: Lonely Soul by faded_twilight 14-Jul-02/4:12 PM
E'en as I read this masterpiece, I broke wind in jubilation! A priceless classic! Don't listen to those other folks. They just like to criticise willy-nilly. Why do you think I have 5 poemes in the 'Worst' section? A travesty indeede.
Re: AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 15-Jul-02/2:31 AM
There is such a thing as -0 and it equals 0. So since you can vote 0, you can vote -0. Great comment twisted wizard!
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil 15-Jul-02/2:47 AM
Look, pal! I love my country. I love America. I love the greatest nation on Earth. Evil terrorists have tried to destroy us. And now it's time for us to kick some ass!
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Jul-02/12:52 PM
This poeme is exactly as interesting as I would have expected a poeme called 'Into Light' written by an poete called 'SoulPoet' would be.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Jul-02/12:52 PM
This poeme is exactly as interesting as I would have expected a poeme called 'Into Light' written by an poete called 'SoulPoet' would be.
Re: Jimmy by unknown 15-Jul-02/12:55 PM
If Jimmy moves only on white squares, he must be a bishop. But bishops are not allowed to be gay. I suggest you learn to distinguish between chess and reality.
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE 15-Jul-02/12:56 PM
At first I thought this poem was rubbish because it was difficult to read. But once I understood what you were saying, I realised it was complete crap.
Re: Untitled by Piano 15-Jul-02/1:01 PM
WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: R'lyeh by razorgrin 15-Jul-02/1:05 PM
Listen, mister. HP Lovecraft had more talent in his right tentacle than you've got in your entire face.
Re: Chuds in the mall by razorgrin 15-Jul-02/1:12 PM
What about: "Linoleum shakes/Rolls spill from 'neath halter top/Tides of flab rush in" ?
Re: "to do" list:accomplished by razorgrin 15-Jul-02/1:18 PM
Is this a reference to something? I thought the last line let the first two down, or something, but I don't know what you were going for.
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE 15-Jul-02/1:47 PM
Oh, ARTIE. It matters not how full the glass is, but whether it contains the Holy Lifeblood of Christ. For only by partaking of Jesu's blood may we hope to conceal our sinful, everlasting nudity.
Re: Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 15-Jul-02/3:46 PM
Shut yo face mofo. 'Bukkake' rhymes with 'hierarchy' in England. Can you imagine being in England? Then you can imagine 'bukakke' rhyming with 'hierarchy' (I know it's quite a stretch LOL WTF ROTFL BRB ASL!!!)
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE 15-Jul-02/3:51 PM
I, wish I knew what you were talking about!


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